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Space Forum / Shuttle / January 2004Apollo 1 Fire Jokes
What kind of pants did the Apollo 1 astronauts wear? Charred-Ash Jeans What did the Apollo 1 astronauts and Burger King Whopper have in common? They are both flame broiled. What did the Apollo 1 astronauts wear to their funeral? Their best Sunday soot. Apollo 1 astronauts songs: Im Burning Up Great Balls of Fire Eternal Flame Last of the Red Hot Lovers Hot in the City You Light Up My Life Blaze of Glory Disco Inferno Apollo 1 astronauts Musician: Charo How are Apollo 1 astronauts like a Snickers bar? Roasted nuts. What do Margaret Hoolihan and Apollo 1 astronauts have in common? They both have Major Burns all over them. What were did the Apollo 1 astronauts last words? "I said a Bud Light!" Q: Guess who just quit smoking??? A: Grissom, White and Chaffee. Q: What were Gus Grissoms last words? A: "Is it hot in here or is just me?" Q: What was NASAs last words? A: Did anybody bring any marshmellows? Q: How many Apollo 1 crewmen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I guess well never know - they are all dead!!!!!!!!!!! Q: What was Roger Chaffees favourite: game? - follow the leader song? - When smoke gets in your eyes movie? - Towering Inferno food? - anything that is HOT or BURNT Q: How do you clean up the site at PAD 34 ? ? ? A: Spread barbecue sauce all over the place and bring in Jeffrey Dahmer! Q: How do you pick up the Apollo 1 crew? A: with a Dust Buster!!!! Q: How did they identify Ed Whites body in the remains of the command module? A: By the charcoal pants and smoking jacket! OM  Signature"No bastard ever won a war by dying for om@need-to-know.basis his country. He won it by making the other Sergeant-At-Arms poor dumb bastard die for his country." Human O-Ring Society - General George S. Patton, Jr > Apollo 1 astronauts songs: > Im Burning Up [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Blaze of Glory > Disco Inferno When Columbia augered in over our heads, my partner and I called in three requests to the Shreveport rock station: "South Texas Death Ride" "Dead Bodies Everywhere" "Burning For You." Our requests were honored over the next few hours, but not in sequence and without announcement. Doc -- "Just because you are able to pound the keys with your jizz-stained stumps doesn't mean you should subsequently click the "post" button." reflex Hey...j.rk off...my father was on the pad crew that day... Drop Dead j.rk off >Hey...j.rk off...my father was on the pad crew that day... > >Drop Dead j.rk off Yeah the internet brings out some really sick people:( Seriously though for your dad and others that were there did they have troubkles afterward? I always wonder about the human side of things. Of course I wonder the same about columbias management > Hey...j.rk off...my father was on the pad crew that day... > > Drop Dead j.rk off Did he bring barbecue sauce? Stop being so f.cking sensitive. Doc -- "Just because you are able to pound the keys with your jizz-stained stumps doesn't mean you should subsequently click the "post" button." reflex >Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message I'll pray for the Apollo I crew tonight and for you too. |
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