Bush as screaming Dean on space venture.
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Neil - 22 Jan 2004 02:05 GMT Here's a little parody I thought up. Imagine how Pres. Bush might pitch his space proposals in the style of Howl-weird Dean's "I have a scream" speech (poor guy):
"Not only are we going to the Moon! We're going to Mars and Venus and Mercury, and then we're going to Jupiter and Saturn! And we're going to Uranus and Neptune and Pluto! And then we're going to the stars to take back the Milky Way!"
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Well, really, that was the screams of millions of taxpayers going into way more debt with little to show for it.
quibbler - 22 Jan 2004 04:46 GMT > Here's a little parody I thought up. Imagine how Pres. Bush might pitch his > space proposals in the style of Howl-weird Dean's "I have a scream" speech (poor > guy): > > "Not only are we going to the Moon! We're going to Mars and Venus and Mercury, > and then we're going to Jupiter and Saturn! We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real science for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned mars mission. Acutally, we could afford 50-100 major robotic missions for less than the cost of Bush's bullshit war.
> And we're going to Uranus and > Neptune and Pluto! And then we're going to the stars to take back the Milky [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Well, really, that was the screams of millions of taxpayers going into way more > debt with little to show for it. Hey, it was Cheney who told O'Neill that "Reagan proved deficits don't matter". Bush gave $2 trillion in tax bribes to the wealthy, so don't give your fiscal responsibility routine. Even McCain says that Bush is "spending like a drunken sailor". You don't need a tax rebate check. You need a reality check.
 Signature _____________________________________________________ Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com) "It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow' disease, and many others, but I think a case can be made that faith is one of the world's great evils, comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
Bruce Sterling Woodcock - 22 Jan 2004 13:49 GMT > We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real science > for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned mars > mission. Acutally, we could afford 50-100 major robotic missions for > less than the cost of Bush's bullshit war. And then have nothing to show for it when Saddam finally gets ahold of a nuke and takes out New York. No thanks.
Priorities, man. Priorities.
> Even McCain says that Bush is > "spending like a drunken sailor". The "Even" makes no sense there, since McCain is a well-known maverick who was Bush's challeneger in the last election. He's not Bush supporter.
For your "Even" to be meaningful you'd have to have Cheney or Rice saying something like that.
> You need a reality check. Here's a reality check -- the President does not spend money. Congress does.
Bruce
DB McGee - 22 Jan 2004 14:22 GMT >> We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real >> science for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > finally gets ahold of a nuke and takes out New York. > No thanks. The old bait and switch. Refresh everyone's and the thousands of dead and their grieving family members' memories about who was responsible for 9/11?? Bush didn't *once* mention Bin Laden in his State of the Union speech.
Bruce Sterling Woodcock - 23 Jan 2004 00:15 GMT > >> We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real > >> science for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > grieving family members' memories about who was responsible for 9/11?? Bush > didn't *once* mention Bin Laden in his State of the Union speech. The old straw man. When did I say anything about 9/11?
There is no doubt in my mind and the mind of many others that if Saddam could have set off a nuclear weapon in the US city, he would have. Do you doubt he would? That's the different between you and me.
Given the sum total of what we know about Saddam and his past history, I would not want to risk what he might do with a nuclear weapon. You would.
Bruce
Greg D. Moore (Strider) - 23 Jan 2004 00:40 GMT > There is no doubt in my mind and the mind of many > others that if Saddam could have set off a nuclear > weapon in the US city, he would have. Do you doubt > he would? That's the different between you and me. Yes, I doubt it. Saddam was NOT a madman. He knew that if he did anything like that, we would have retaliated swiftly and quickly (about 45 minutes later I'd bet.)
His goal was to do anything he could to stay in power. He gambled last summer and lost. Nuking NYC would not make any sense for his plans.
Ask yourself this. With the largest army in the region at the time, what stopped him from over-running the oilfields of Saudia Arabia? If he were truly bent on terrorism and "hurting the US" he could have done that in a matter of hours.
> Given the sum total of what we know about Saddam > and his past history, I would not want to risk what he > might do with a nuclear weapon. You would. Given the sum total of what we know about Saddam and his past history, I highly doubt he'd use one on NYC.
> Bruce Bruce Sterling Woodcock - 23 Jan 2004 07:55 GMT > > There is no doubt in my mind and the mind of many > > others that if Saddam could have set off a nuclear [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > like that, we would have retaliated swiftly and quickly (about 45 minutes > later I'd bet.) He either did not know that or didn't care. Witness how he did not know (or did not care) that we would be willing to invade Iraq, and thus dicked around with the US and the UN for over a decade.
> His goal was to do anything he could to stay in power. He gambled last > summer and lost. Nuking NYC would not make any sense for his plans. This doesn't make any sense. If his goal was to stay in power, he didn't succeed. If he was willing to "gamble" this year, he may certainly have been willing to "gamble" with a nuclear weapon.
But this isn't the point. When a man tries to kill you with a knife and misses, you don't say, "Well, I see he is trying to get a gun, but if he actually got the gun, he would not try to use it to kill me, just because he used a knife before. No, no, he's not THAT stupid. So I will just sit here and let him see if he can get a gun."
> Ask yourself this. With the largest army in the region at the time, what > stopped him from over-running the oilfields of Saudia Arabia? If he were > truly bent on terrorism and "hurting the US" he could have done that in a > matter of hours. What was stopping him was the United States, of course. That's why we had troops in the region, you know. That is why we blew up half his army the first time around.
Had Iraq chosen to invade Saudia Arabia in 2003, he would not had hurt the US very much at all. Not compared to a nuclear weapon.
> > Given the sum total of what we know about Saddam > > and his past history, I would not want to risk what he > > might do with a nuclear weapon. You would. > > Given the sum total of what we know about Saddam and his past history, I > highly doubt he'd use one on NYC. Well, that's where we disagree. However, the point is neither of our positions is untenable or irrational. We only reach different conclusions because we have different assumptions about what Saddam MIGHT do. But you can't deny there was evidence he MIGHT do it, just as I can't deny there is evidence he MIGHT not.
Bruce
Greg D. Moore (Strider) - 23 Jan 2004 23:38 GMT > > > There is no doubt in my mind and the mind of many > > > others that if Saddam could have set off a nuclear [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > He either did not know that or didn't care. I have no clue how you can even claim such a thing. He obviously did NOT attack a US city with a nuclear weapon.
> Witness > how he did not know (or did not care) that we would > be willing to invade Iraq, and thus dicked around with > the US and the UN for over a decade. No, he gambled. On several fronts. One: he assumed the US would continue to dicker. Two: that his troops would actually fight.
And for 10 years he was right.
> > His goal was to do anything he could to stay in power. He gambled last > > summer and lost. Nuking NYC would not make any sense for his plans. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > this year, he may certainly have been willing to "gamble" > with a nuclear weapon. How would nuking NYC keep him in power?
Note, he stayed in power for 10 years after the last Gulf War. That tactic was obviously working. He had a lot of reasons to believe it would continue to work.
> But this isn't the point. When a man tries to kill you > with a knife and misses, you don't say, "Well, I see he > is trying to get a gun, but if he actually got the gun, he > would not try to use it to kill me, just because he used > a knife before. No, no, he's not THAT stupid. So I > will just sit here and let him see if he can get a gun." Strawman. Please demonstrate when Saddam attacked US soil or should a direct intent to do so.
> > Ask yourself this. With the largest army in the region at the time, what > > stopped him from over-running the oilfields of Saudia Arabia? If he were [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > That's why we had troops in the region, you know. That > is why we blew up half his army the first time around. Umm, no, we did NOT have troops in the region within the first 72 hours of his invasion of Kuwait. There literally was no serious military threat to his troops had he decided to go ahead and keep on rolling through Kuwait City.
He stopped in Kuwait because he believed he had achieved his goal, the control of the Kuwaiti oilfields. He had what he felt (and several outside observers also believed) a legitimate argument with Kuwait that Kuwait didn't seem to be willing to settle. And given not only our apparent lack of interest at the time, but our active involvement in his war with Iran, he appears to have good reason to have believed we would NOT intervene.
If you look at what happened then, and also Tariq Azis's comments at the times, Saddam was making rational decisions. But they obviously were not omniscient.
> Had Iraq chosen to invade Saudia Arabia in 2003, he > would not had hurt the US very much at all. Not > compared to a nuclear weapon. I have no clue wha the hell you're talking about above.
> > > Given the sum total of what we know about Saddam > > > and his past history, I would not want to risk what he [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > But you can't deny there was evidence he MIGHT do > it, just as I can't deny there is evidence he MIGHT not. I can deny that there's any real evidence that he's ever posed a threat to US cities. Nothing in his past history seems to indicate he'd make such an irrational threat.
Now, Kim el Duc (?) of NK on the other hand I do believe is far less rational and probably feeling more backed into a corner and I believe has gone on record as to his willingness to use nuclear weapons on US cities.
And of course the man who seems to have slipped through our fingers in all this, ObL is apparently alive and still actively trying to attack US cities. But you didn't hear Bush say much about that during the SotU. There's where I think the real threat lies.
(note, I've changed the followups. Also, at this point I'll probably bow out as I've said my piece.)
> Bruce quibbler - 22 Jan 2004 15:07 GMT > > We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real science > > for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned mars > > mission. Acutally, we could afford 50-100 major robotic missions for > > less than the cost of Bush's bullshit war. > > And then have nothing to show for it Put down your crack pipe and think about what you're saying for a change. We'd have huge amounts of scientific accomplishment to show for it. We would have conducted enough space missions to truly justify manned outposts on mars or the moon.
> when Saddam > finally gets ahold of a nuke and takes out New York. But saddam had chemical weapons in the first gulf war and he didn't use them. Most idiot republicans, like yourself, consistently forget that we even fought a first gulf war and that the enormous amounts of chemical weapons the UN found and disposed of were never used against us. Furthermore, China and Russia have had miniature nukes that they could have smuggled into this country for decades. Should we nuke them first to prevent that possibility? That is the mentality that morons like Curtis LeMay almost succeeded in using to destroy all of civilization.
Grow up, you fool. Stop being afraid of something you obviously don't understand. A low yield nuclear device would do far less damage than the hiroshima bomb and cost many billions to develop. Hint, there are still people living in Hiroshima. Saddam never would have used it against us because (1) it would have done only tiny damage from a ground burst, if it worked at all and (2) he needs it to defend himself against Israel and Iran, both of which probably have nukes and hate his guts. All you goosestepping neo-fascist, neo-cons have done is to exploit mindless fear and tragedy so that your cadre of clueless, cowardly, authoritarian right-wingers could undertake bellicose actions unprecedented in American history. We've now spent $1 billion hunting for WMDs and we've come up with absolutely zip. There was no threat of the type you've described. Saddam wasn't even working on restoring a nuke program. You're obviously just not honest enough or man enough to admit that you were wrong and that wasted hundreds of billions of dollars, not to mention hundreds of american lives and thousands of casualties for nothing.
We've been through 40 years of a cold war with thousands of real ICBMs pointed at our cities and now you want us to quake in fear about any tiny nation that might develop a 1 kiloton nuke. Why not take out pakistan, which has larger nukes than that? Iran probably has nukes and hates us, but strangely they don't seem deadset on attacking NYC. If you're worried about NYC then we should have spent some of the nearly $200 billion
> No thanks. Nobody asked you, moron.
> Priorities, man. Priorities. Exactly. You had the wrong ones and the evidence shows it. We spent hundreds of billions on a second Iraqi war based on demonstrably false and manipulated intelligence reports. Now we have nothing but a quagmire and a mess to show for it. We could have financed a huge number of grand space projects for the some we frittered away here. For that matter, for the two trillion in tax bribes george bush stole from the public treasury, we could have afforded a mars mission and a moon base. Now we can't even afford to pay for bush "no child left behind" program.
> > Even McCain says that Bush is > > "spending like a drunken sailor". > > The "Even" makes no sense there, Sure it does. McCain is still a republican and he has agreed with the administration on many things.
>since McCain > is a well-known maverick who was Bush's > challeneger in the last election. He's not Bush > supporter. He has supported Bush on a great many things. I'm aware that he ran against Bush, however. I guess you thought that was some kind of secret.
> For your "Even" to be meaningful you'd have to > have Cheney or Rice saying something like that. How about Paul O'Neill? How about Michael "weiner boy" Savage who has said that he would vote against Bush? Many republican, from jeffords on up have been repelled by Bush's heavy-handed, fiscally irresponsible policies.
> > You need a reality check. > > Here's a reality check -- the President does > not spend money. Spare me the Ronald Reagan impersonation, you f.cking idiot. The president signed his name on every one of those spending bills to make them law and could have vetoed them instead. Therefore, bush "voted" for those bills and spent that money just as much as any representative did. In fact, Bush's vote counts for as much of 2/3rds of both houses. Bush proposed the budget, signed the bill and carried out the bill. Therefore he definitely spent that money.
> Congress does. Try improving your understanding of american government beyond the third grade level. Then you might not be a moronic republican any more.
 Signature _____________________________________________________ Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com) "It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow' disease, and many others, but I think a case can be made that faith is one of the world's great evils, comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
Neil - 23 Jan 2004 01:34 GMT > > We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real science > > for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned mars [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Priorities, man. Priorities. Like nabbing Osama first. More and more analysts, like *real soldier* (not chickenhawk) Joseph Galloway (We Were Soldiers Once..) are saying that. We didn't find WMD or advanced programs anyway, so the only benefit was the altruistic, Wilsonian *Democrat* policy of helpful nation building.
> > Even McCain says that Bush is > > "spending like a drunken sailor". [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > For your "Even" to be meaningful you'd have to > have Cheney or Rice saying something like that. But they are loyalists still in his employ. Are you naive? What matters is that independent conservatives like Buchanan are outraged at everything from nation building to extreme spending to immigration capitulation, and libertarians are outraged at government intrusion, suppression of private affairs (including denying legal pot even to the dying), etc. No one except neo-cons and corporate wheeler-dealers (who still get away with murder since Bush cuts the labor, FDA, SEC enforcement, etc.) have any rational self-interest reason to vote for this guy and his cabal, but he smirks his way into so many naive citizen's hearts. I hope it ends November 2004.
> > You need a reality check. > > Here's a reality check -- the President does > not spend money. Congress does. Technically, yes, but: Now, presidents have so much power, and their congressional allies work with them so closely as party hacks, that presidents can get their proposals effected. Why does the SOTU address bristle with spending initiatives? But since both houses are controlled by Republicans too, you can't hide behind that to cover for the party anyway.
Edgel Hall - 26 May 2005 17:31 GMT Who do you mean, McCain the "turncoat" McCain the "traitor" is that the man you mean??? PS; Learn to spell, in english!!!!!!
> > We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real science > > for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned mars [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Bruce -- -==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- (Pop, Pop Pop, or Ed) whichever is appropriate.---
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Of course, so does falling down a flight of stairs.
Joseph S. Powell, III - 28 Jan 2004 20:51 GMT > We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real science > for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned mars > mission. Acutally, we could afford 50-100 major robotic missions for > less than the cost of Bush's bullshit war. A. We've never been there until human feet set foot on the soil - no probe can ever be considered a "human presence".........after all, the definative historic moment was not when unmanned probes landed on the Moon, but when a human footprint was forever imprinted on Lunar soil.
B. The war against Iraq wasn't B.S. - Iraq obviously ditched their chemical weapons somewhere (Syria?) before we went in - it is undisputed that they DID have them at one time - it is undisputed that Iraq DID try to develop nuclear weapons, and would have succeeded one day if it were not for ouside intervention (funny how most of the world condemned Isreal in 1981 for bombing that Iraqi nuclear reactor). If the war were about oil, it would have been cheaper to just pump it from Alaska.
C. We're living in the 21st century now, and in the 21st century, manned spaceflight is a REQUIREMENT. We must do it better, further, and more frequently than in the 20th century, because the future just won't happen by itself, it needs to be BUILT. Throwing more money into welfare won't build a good future for anyone - if the funding for the Apollo program had been put into welfare, there would have been no noticeable benefit, but by landing men on the Moon, history was made.
Joseph S. Powell, III - 28 Jan 2004 20:42 GMT We're going to take back Proxima 3, Orion 7 and the other colonies......we're taking back Mars, and then take back our home.................or die trying!
(How many on this ng recognize that one?)
> Here's a little parody I thought up. Imagine how Pres. Bush might pitch his > space proposals in the style of Howl-weird Dean's "I have a scream" speech (poor [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Well, really, that was the screams of millions of taxpayers going into way more > debt with little to show for it.
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