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Neil - 22 Jan 2004 02:05 GMT
Here's a little parody I thought up. Imagine how Pres. Bush might pitch his
space proposals in the style of Howl-weird Dean's "I have a scream" speech (poor
guy):

"Not only are we going to the Moon! We're going to Mars and Venus and Mercury,
and then we're going to Jupiter and Saturn! And we're going to Uranus and
Neptune and Pluto! And then we're going to the stars to take back the Milky
Way!"

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Well, really, that was the screams of millions of taxpayers going into way more
debt with little to show for it.
quibbler - 22 Jan 2004 04:46 GMT
> Here's a little parody I thought up. Imagine how Pres. Bush might pitch his
> space proposals in the style of Howl-weird Dean's "I have a scream" speech (poor
> guy):
>
> "Not only are we going to the Moon! We're going to Mars and Venus and Mercury,
> and then we're going to Jupiter and Saturn!

We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real science
for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned mars
mission.  Acutally, we could afford 50-100 major robotic missions for
less than the cost of Bush's bullshit war.  

> And we're going to Uranus and
> Neptune and Pluto! And then we're going to the stars to take back the Milky
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> Well, really, that was the screams of millions of taxpayers going into way more
> debt with little to show for it.

Hey, it was Cheney who told O'Neill that "Reagan proved deficits don't
matter".  Bush gave $2 trillion in tax bribes to the wealthy, so don't
give your fiscal responsibility routine.  Even McCain says that Bush is
"spending like a drunken sailor".  You don't need a tax rebate check.  
You need a reality check.  

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_____________________________________________________
     Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate."  -- Richard Dawkins

Bruce Sterling Woodcock - 22 Jan 2004 13:49 GMT
> We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real science
> for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned mars
> mission.  Acutally, we could afford 50-100 major robotic missions for
> less than the cost of Bush's bullshit war.

And then have nothing to show for it when Saddam
finally gets ahold of a nuke and takes out New York.
No thanks.

Priorities, man.  Priorities.

>  Even McCain says that Bush is
> "spending like a drunken sailor".

The "Even" makes no sense there, since McCain
is a well-known maverick who was Bush's
challeneger in the last election.  He's not Bush
supporter.

For your "Even" to be meaningful you'd have to
have Cheney or Rice saying something like that.

> You need a reality check.

Here's a reality check -- the President does
not spend money.  Congress does.

Bruce
DB McGee - 22 Jan 2004 14:22 GMT
>> We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real
>> science for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> finally gets ahold of a nuke and takes out New York.
> No thanks.

The old bait and switch.  Refresh everyone's and the thousands of dead and their
grieving family members' memories about who was responsible for 9/11??  Bush
didn't *once* mention Bin Laden in his State of the Union speech.
Bruce Sterling Woodcock - 23 Jan 2004 00:15 GMT
> >> We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real
> >> science for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> grieving family members' memories about who was responsible for 9/11??  Bush
> didn't *once* mention Bin Laden in his State of the Union speech.

The old straw man.  When did I say anything about 9/11?

There is no doubt in my mind and the mind of many
others that if Saddam could have set off a nuclear
weapon in the US city, he would have.  Do you doubt
he would?  That's the different between you and me.

Given the sum total of what we know about Saddam
and his past history, I would not want to risk what he
might do with a nuclear weapon.  You would.

Bruce
Greg D. Moore (Strider) - 23 Jan 2004 00:40 GMT
> There is no doubt in my mind and the mind of many
> others that if Saddam could have set off a nuclear
> weapon in the US city, he would have.  Do you doubt
> he would?  That's the different between you and me.

Yes, I doubt it.  Saddam was NOT a madman.  He knew that if he did anything
like that, we would have retaliated swiftly and quickly (about 45 minutes
later I'd bet.)

His goal was to do anything he could to stay in power.  He gambled last
summer and lost.  Nuking NYC would not make any sense for his plans.

Ask yourself this.  With the largest army in the region at the time, what
stopped him from over-running the oilfields of Saudia Arabia?  If he were
truly bent on terrorism and "hurting the US" he could have done that in a
matter of hours.

> Given the sum total of what we know about Saddam
> and his past history, I would not want to risk what he
> might do with a nuclear weapon.  You would.

Given the sum total of what we know about Saddam and his past history, I
highly doubt he'd use one on NYC.

> Bruce
Bruce Sterling Woodcock - 23 Jan 2004 07:55 GMT
> > There is no doubt in my mind and the mind of many
> > others that if Saddam could have set off a nuclear
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> like that, we would have retaliated swiftly and quickly (about 45 minutes
> later I'd bet.)

He either did not know that or didn't care.  Witness
how he did not know (or did not care) that we would
be willing to invade Iraq, and thus dicked around with
the US and the UN for over a decade.

> His goal was to do anything he could to stay in power.  He gambled last
> summer and lost.  Nuking NYC would not make any sense for his plans.

This doesn't make any sense.  If his goal was to stay in
power, he didn't succeed.  If he was willing to "gamble"
this year, he may certainly have been willing to "gamble"
with a nuclear weapon.

But this isn't the point.  When a man tries to kill you
with a knife and misses, you don't say, "Well, I see he
is trying to get a gun, but if he actually got the gun, he
would not try to use it to kill me, just because he used
a knife before.  No, no, he's not THAT stupid.  So I
will just sit here and let him see if he can get a gun."

> Ask yourself this.  With the largest army in the region at the time, what
> stopped him from over-running the oilfields of Saudia Arabia?  If he were
> truly bent on terrorism and "hurting the US" he could have done that in a
> matter of hours.

What was stopping him was the United States, of course.
That's why we had troops in the region, you know.  That
is why we blew up half his army the first time around.

Had Iraq chosen to invade Saudia Arabia in 2003, he
would not had hurt the US very much at all.  Not
compared to a nuclear weapon.

> > Given the sum total of what we know about Saddam
> > and his past history, I would not want to risk what he
> > might do with a nuclear weapon.  You would.
>
> Given the sum total of what we know about Saddam and his past history, I
> highly doubt he'd use one on NYC.

Well, that's where we disagree.  However, the point
is neither of our positions is untenable or irrational.
We only reach different conclusions because we have
different assumptions about what Saddam MIGHT do.
But you can't deny there was evidence he MIGHT do
it, just as I can't deny there is evidence he MIGHT not.

Bruce
Greg D. Moore (Strider) - 23 Jan 2004 23:38 GMT
> > > There is no doubt in my mind and the mind of many
> > > others that if Saddam could have set off a nuclear
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>
> He either did not know that or didn't care.

I have no clue how you can even claim such a thing.  He obviously did NOT
attack a US city with a nuclear weapon.

> Witness
> how he did not know (or did not care) that we would
> be willing to invade Iraq, and thus dicked around with
> the US and the UN for over a decade.

No, he gambled.  On several fronts.  One: he assumed the US would continue
to dicker.
Two:  that his troops would actually fight.

And for 10 years he was right.

> > His goal was to do anything he could to stay in power.  He gambled last
> > summer and lost.  Nuking NYC would not make any sense for his plans.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> this year, he may certainly have been willing to "gamble"
> with a nuclear weapon.

How would nuking NYC keep him in power?

Note, he stayed in power for 10 years after the last Gulf War.  That tactic
was obviously working.  He had a lot of reasons to believe it would continue
to work.

> But this isn't the point.  When a man tries to kill you
> with a knife and misses, you don't say, "Well, I see he
> is trying to get a gun, but if he actually got the gun, he
> would not try to use it to kill me, just because he used
> a knife before.  No, no, he's not THAT stupid.  So I
> will just sit here and let him see if he can get a gun."

Strawman.  Please demonstrate when Saddam attacked US soil or should a
direct intent to do so.

> > Ask yourself this.  With the largest army in the region at the time, what
> > stopped him from over-running the oilfields of Saudia Arabia?  If he were
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> That's why we had troops in the region, you know.  That
> is why we blew up half his army the first time around.

   Umm, no, we did NOT have troops in the region within the first 72 hours
of his invasion of Kuwait.  There literally was no serious military threat
to his troops had he decided to go ahead and keep on rolling through Kuwait
City.

He stopped in Kuwait because he believed he had achieved his goal, the
control of the Kuwaiti oilfields.  He had what he felt (and several outside
observers also believed) a legitimate argument with Kuwait that Kuwait
didn't seem to be willing to settle.  And given not only our apparent lack
of interest at the time, but our active involvement in his war with Iran, he
appears to have good reason to have believed we would NOT intervene.

If you look at what happened then, and also Tariq Azis's comments at the
times, Saddam was making rational decisions.  But they obviously were not
omniscient.

> Had Iraq chosen to invade Saudia Arabia in 2003, he
> would not had hurt the US very much at all.  Not
> compared to a nuclear weapon.

I have no clue wha the hell you're talking about above.

> > > Given the sum total of what we know about Saddam
> > > and his past history, I would not want to risk what he
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> But you can't deny there was evidence he MIGHT do
> it, just as I can't deny there is evidence he MIGHT not.

I can deny that there's any real evidence that he's ever posed a threat to
US cities.  Nothing in his past history seems to indicate he'd make such an
irrational threat.

Now, Kim el Duc (?) of NK on the other hand I do believe is far less
rational and probably feeling more backed into a corner and I believe has
gone on record as to his willingness to use nuclear weapons on US cities.

And of course the man who seems to have slipped through our fingers in all
this, ObL is apparently alive and still actively trying to attack US cities.
But you didn't hear Bush say much about that during the SotU.  There's where
I think the real threat lies.

(note, I've changed the followups.  Also, at this point I'll probably bow
out as I've said my piece.)

> Bruce
quibbler - 22 Jan 2004 15:07 GMT
> > We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real science
> > for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned mars
> > mission.  Acutally, we could afford 50-100 major robotic missions for
> > less than the cost of Bush's bullshit war.
>
> And then have nothing to show for it

Put down your crack pipe and think about what you're saying for a change.  
We'd have huge amounts of scientific accomplishment to show for it.  We
would have conducted enough space missions to truly justify manned
outposts on mars or the moon.    

> when Saddam
> finally gets ahold of a nuke and takes out New York.

But saddam had chemical weapons in the first gulf war and he didn't use them.  
Most idiot republicans, like yourself, consistently forget that we even
fought a first gulf war and that the enormous amounts of chemical weapons
the UN found and disposed of were never used against us.  
Furthermore, China and Russia have had miniature nukes that they could
have smuggled into this country for decades.  Should we nuke them first
to prevent that possibility?  That is the mentality that morons like
Curtis LeMay almost succeeded in using to destroy all of civilization.  

Grow up, you fool.  Stop being afraid of something you obviously don't
understand.  A low yield nuclear device would do far less damage than the
hiroshima bomb and cost many billions to develop.  Hint, there are
still people living in Hiroshima.  Saddam never would have used it
against us because (1) it would have done only tiny damage from a ground
burst, if it worked at all and (2) he needs it to defend himself against
Israel and Iran, both of which probably have nukes and hate his guts.  
All you goosestepping neo-fascist, neo-cons have done is to exploit
mindless fear and tragedy so that your cadre of  clueless, cowardly,
authoritarian right-wingers could undertake bellicose actions
unprecedented in American history.  We've now spent $1 billion hunting
for WMDs and we've come up with absolutely zip.  There was no threat of
the type you've described.  Saddam wasn't even working on restoring a
nuke program.  You're obviously just not honest enough or man enough to
admit that you were wrong and that wasted hundreds of billions of
dollars, not to mention hundreds of american lives and thousands of
casualties for nothing.

We've been through 40 years of a cold war with thousands of real ICBMs
pointed at our cities and now you want us to quake in fear about any tiny
nation that might develop a 1 kiloton nuke.  Why not take out pakistan,
which has larger nukes than that?  Iran probably has nukes and hates us,
but strangely they don't seem deadset on attacking NYC.  If you're
worried about NYC then we should have spent some of the nearly $200
billion  

> No thanks.

Nobody asked you, moron.  

> Priorities, man.  Priorities.

Exactly.  You had the wrong ones and the evidence shows it.  We spent
hundreds of billions on a second Iraqi war based on demonstrably false
and manipulated intelligence reports.  Now we have nothing but a quagmire
and a mess to show for it.  We could have financed a huge number of grand
space projects for the some we frittered away here.  For that matter, for
the two trillion in tax bribes george bush stole from the public
treasury, we could have afforded a mars mission and a moon base.  Now we
can't even afford to pay for bush "no child left behind" program.  

> >  Even McCain says that Bush is
> > "spending like a drunken sailor".
>
> The "Even" makes no sense there,

Sure it does.  McCain is still a republican and he has agreed with the
administration on many things.  

>since McCain
> is a well-known maverick who was Bush's
> challeneger in the last election.  He's not Bush
> supporter.

He has supported Bush on a great many things.  I'm aware that he ran
against Bush, however.  I guess you thought that was some kind of secret.  

> For your "Even" to be meaningful you'd have to
> have Cheney or Rice saying something like that.

How about Paul O'Neill?  How about Michael "weiner boy" Savage who has
said that he would vote against Bush?  Many republican, from jeffords on
up have been repelled by Bush's heavy-handed, fiscally irresponsible
policies.    

> > You need a reality check.
>
> Here's a reality check -- the President does
> not spend money.

Spare me the Ronald Reagan impersonation, you f.cking idiot.  The
president signed his name on every one of those spending bills to make
them law and could have vetoed them instead.  Therefore, bush "voted" for
those bills and spent that money just as much as any representative did.  
In fact, Bush's vote counts for as much of 2/3rds of both houses.  Bush
proposed the budget, signed the bill and carried out the bill.  Therefore
he definitely spent that money.

>  Congress does.

Try improving your understanding of american government beyond the third
grade level.  Then you might not be a moronic republican any more.  

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_____________________________________________________
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"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate."  -- Richard Dawkins

Neil - 23 Jan 2004 01:34 GMT
> > We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real science
> > for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned mars
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Priorities, man.  Priorities.

Like nabbing Osama first. More and more analysts, like *real soldier*
(not chickenhawk) Joseph Galloway (We Were Soldiers Once..) are saying
that. We didn't find WMD or advanced programs anyway, so the only
benefit was the altruistic, Wilsonian *Democrat* policy of helpful
nation building.
> >  Even McCain says that Bush is
> > "spending like a drunken sailor".
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> For your "Even" to be meaningful you'd have to
> have Cheney or Rice saying something like that.

But they are loyalists still in his employ. Are you naive? What
matters is that independent conservatives like Buchanan are outraged
at everything from nation building to extreme spending to immigration
capitulation, and libertarians are outraged at government intrusion,
suppression of private affairs (including denying legal pot even to
the dying), etc. No one except neo-cons and corporate wheeler-dealers
(who still get away with murder since Bush cuts the labor, FDA, SEC
enforcement, etc.) have any rational self-interest reason to vote for
this guy and his cabal, but he smirks his way into so many naive
citizen's hearts. I hope it ends November 2004.
 
> > You need a reality check.
>
> Here's a reality check -- the President does
> not spend money.  Congress does.

Technically, yes, but: Now, presidents have so much power, and their
congressional allies work with them so closely as party hacks, that
presidents can get their proposals effected. Why does the SOTU address
bristle with spending initiatives? But since both houses are
controlled by Republicans too, you can't hide behind that to cover for
the party anyway.
Edgel Hall - 26 May 2005 17:31 GMT
Who do you mean, McCain the "turncoat" McCain the "traitor" is that the man
you mean??? PS; Learn to spell, in english!!!!!!

> > We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real science
> > for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned mars
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
>
> Bruce

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Of course, so
does falling down a flight of stairs.
Joseph S. Powell, III - 28 Jan 2004 20:51 GMT
> We could afford to send probes to all those planets and do real science
> for a fraction of the cost of Bush's looney base or a manned mars
> mission.  Acutally, we could afford 50-100 major robotic missions for
> less than the cost of Bush's bullshit war.

A. We've never been there until human feet set foot on the soil - no probe
can ever be considered a "human presence".........after all, the definative
historic moment was not when unmanned probes landed on the Moon, but when a
human footprint was forever imprinted on Lunar soil.

B. The war against Iraq wasn't B.S. - Iraq obviously ditched their chemical
weapons somewhere (Syria?) before we went in - it is undisputed that they
DID have them at one time - it is undisputed that Iraq DID  try to develop
nuclear weapons, and would have succeeded one day if it were not for ouside
intervention (funny how most of the world condemned Isreal in 1981 for
bombing that Iraqi nuclear reactor).
If the war were about oil, it would have been cheaper to just pump it from
Alaska.

C. We're living in the 21st century now, and in the 21st century, manned
spaceflight is a REQUIREMENT.
We must do it better, further, and more frequently than in the 20th century,
because the future just won't happen by itself, it needs to be BUILT.
Throwing more money into welfare won't build a good future for anyone - if
the funding for the Apollo program had been put into welfare, there would
have been no noticeable benefit, but by landing men on the Moon, history was
made.
Joseph S. Powell, III - 28 Jan 2004 20:42 GMT
We're going to take back Proxima 3, Orion 7 and the other
colonies......we're taking back Mars, and then take back our
home.................or die trying!

(How many on this ng recognize that one?)

> Here's a little parody I thought up. Imagine how Pres. Bush might pitch his
> space proposals in the style of Howl-weird Dean's "I have a scream" speech (poor
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> Well, really, that was the screams of millions of taxpayers going into way more
> debt with little to show for it.
 
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