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clear coverup of life on Venus

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jgchoixx@yahoo.com - 14 Mar 2006 00:19 GMT
This photo orginal color? That look volcanic to you? NOPE...

Clouds are acidic, that's hilarious, and clearly a coverup of life.
Clouds only can be water vapor, and nothing else. Acid mitigates and
doesn't assume vaporous form. They're lying, and this original color
photo shows elements of life (water and clouds). See the picture.
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http://www.space.com/php/multimedia/imagegallery/igviewer.php?imgid=501&gid=38

Beneath the Clouds of Venus
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Venus by Galileo
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Here the Galileo spacecraft, en route to Jupiter, images the cloud
features of Venus, which perpetually shroud its volcanic surface.
Venus, Earth's twin planet in size, is actually the most inhospitable
planet in the solar system due to its atmospheric makeup, which is 96
percent carbon dioxide. The dense layer of clouds is believed to be
composed of sulfuric acid droplets, not water.
George - 14 Mar 2006 06:53 GMT
<jggiethewondercat@yahoo.com> coughed up a fur ball in message
news:1142291945.390217.193200@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> This photo orginal color? That look volcanic to you? NOPE...
>
> Clouds are acidic, that's hilarious, and clearly a coverup of life.
> Clouds only can be water vapor, and nothing else. Acid mitigates and
> doesn't assume vaporous form. They're lying, and this original color
> photo shows elements of life (water and clouds). See the picture.

I take it you've already bought your ticket for the next shutle ride to
venus to show us all how right you are.  Adios Amigo.

George
John Doe - 14 Mar 2006 07:15 GMT
The real reason NASA is covering up life on venus is that it knows that
Venus is populated only by beautiful women who, by necessity, would be
lesbians capable of reproduction. Knowledge of this would greatly reduce
the popularity of the current government in the USA which garners much
of its support on its anti gay policies.

The mere thought of all those beautiful women soaping each other in the
shower would be enough to turn most males in the USA to support gays and
thus the current government would lose some of its support base and
stand to lose the next election.

This is the REAL reason NASA was instructed by the white house to keep
the existence of Venusian women secret.

However, there are rumours that Victoria's Secrets as well as the
california porn industry may join forces to lobby the government to not
only admit to the females on venus, but also strike a free trade deal
with Venus to allow Victoria's Secret to penetrate a huge female market,
and for the porn industry to source great new actresses for its movies.

Just imagine the titles such as "Debbie does Venus". And if NASA gets
royalties from those movies, as well as revenues from transporting tons
of Victoria's Secret lingerie to Venus, its budgets would be sufficient
to fund its other endeavours.
rk - 14 Mar 2006 07:56 GMT
Mezei, please take your fantasies and hate elsewhere.  Or keep them to
yourself.

-- rk

>The real reason NASA is covering up life on venus is that it knows that
>Venus is populated only by beautiful women who, by necessity, would be
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>of Victoria's Secret lingerie to Venus, its budgets would be sufficient
>to fund its other endeavours.
John Doe - 14 Mar 2006 08:27 GMT
>please take your fantasies and hate elsewhere.  Or keep them to
> yourself.

How come you aren't your flippant and arogant self to the posters who
began that thread which doesn't belong in the shuttle newsgroup to begin
with ?  You had plenty of time to insult them. But you respond to mine
within an hour, as if you had software to automatically advise you of
everything I post.
rk - 14 Mar 2006 23:36 GMT
Ah, Mezei, arguing by snipping again and think that you can just present
incorrect material and fool everyone.  I'm sorry, that did not work.

<restoring original Mezei post for context>

From: John Doe <jdoe@doe.org>
Newsgroups: alt.music.rush,sci.space.shuttle
Subject: Re: clear coverup of life on Venus
NNTP-Posting-Host: ab2a82db.news.astraweb.com

The real reason NASA is covering up life on venus is that it knows that
Venus is populated only by beautiful women who, by necessity, would be
lesbians capable of reproduction. Knowledge of this would greatly reduce
the popularity of the current government in the USA which garners much
of its support on its anti gay policies.

The mere thought of all those beautiful women soaping each other in the
shower would be enough to turn most males in the USA to support gays and
thus the current government would lose some of its support base and
stand to lose the next election.

This is the REAL reason NASA was instructed by the white house to keep
the existence of Venusian women secret.

However, there are rumours that Victoria's Secrets as well as the
california porn industry may join forces to lobby the government to not
only admit to the females on venus, but also strike a free trade deal
with Venus to allow Victoria's Secret to penetrate a huge female market,
and for the porn industry to source great new actresses for its movies.

Just imagine the titles such as "Debbie does Venus". And if NASA gets
royalties from those movies, as well as revenues from transporting tons
of Victoria's Secret lingerie to Venus, its budgets would be sufficient
to fund its other endeavours.

</restoring original Mezei post for context>

Now that context is restored, let's go through your current post.

>>please take your fantasies and hate elsewhere.  Or keep them to
>> yourself.
>
>How come you aren't your flippant and arogant self

I'm sorry, Mezei, you're in error.  My response to you was neither flippant
nor arrogant.

>to the posters who
>began that thread which doesn't belong in the shuttle newsgroup to begin
>with ?

Note that the original poster was neither writing inappropriate sexual
fantisies mixed in with your well-known hatred.  Also note that someone
already responded to the original poster.  Now, you failed to respond to
that responder although his words were in fact a bit on the harsh side.

>  You had plenty of time to insult them.

The "are you still beating your wife" argument is noted and rejected -- you
were not insulted.  Unless you view anyone as not agreeing with you as
insulting you, which is a distinct possibility.

In any event, another poster responded to the original poster, who's post
was not filled with inappropriate sexual fantasy and hate.

>But you respond to mine
>within an hour, as if you had software to automatically advise you of
>everything I post.

I had no idea that I responded within an hour.  Is that important?

Now, perhaps you should have a conversation with someone who can help you
with your troubles that result in your posting your sexual and hate-filled
fantasies.  That will also be a good time to discuss your paranoia about
this mythical software.  Again, I would simply suggest to you to take your
fantasies and hate elsewhere.

Do have a good day!

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rk, Just an OldEngineer
"The number of people having any connection with the project must be
restricted in an almost vicious manner.  Use a small number of good people."
-- Kelly Johnson in Skunk Works

Allan F - 29 Mar 2006 12:31 GMT
Not really difficult to set up

> But you respond to mine
> within an hour, as if you had software to automatically advise you of
> everything I post.
Nomen Nescio - 24 Mar 2006 08:00 GMT
JF Mezei trolled:

>The real reason NASA is covering up life on venus is that it knows that
>Venus is populated only by beautiful women who, by necessity, would be
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>of Victoria's Secret lingerie to Venus, its budgets would be sufficient
>to fund its other endeavours.

Does your mom know how much time you spend down there in the basement
watching lesbian porn?

As you approach your 50th birthday, will your parents finally ask you
to get a job and move out?

http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.vms/msg/5e814528bf75efa9
borobod - 24 Mar 2006 21:35 GMT
>JF Mezei trolled:
>
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>>of Victoria's Secret lingerie to Venus, its budgets would be sufficient
>>to fund its other endeavours.

Lesbians in space!  Another scandal for the Bush administration!

I bet Rove is behind this.  He looks like the kind of guy who keeps a
secret apartment full of porn and whips and chains.

>Does your mom know how much time you spend down there in the basement
>watching lesbian porn?
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.vms/msg/5e814528bf75efa9

What you have to understand is that it is common for people in many
countries to live at home until late in life.  In Italy for instance
men stay at home until their forties or in some cases even beyond.
Gregory Morrow - 24 Mar 2006 21:40 GMT
> >JF Mezei trolled:
> >
[quoted text clipped - 39 lines]
> countries to live at home until late in life.  In Italy for instance
> men stay at home until their forties or in some cases even beyond.

Except JF will still be at home until he is _1_40...

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Greg

borod - 25 Mar 2006 23:49 GMT
>> >JF Mezei trolled:
>> >
[quoted text clipped - 41 lines]
>
>Except JF will still be at home until he is _1_40...

Why is he having such a hard time leaving the nest?
C. Markiewicz - 26 Mar 2006 03:10 GMT
> >> >JF Mezei trolled:
> >> >
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> >> >>the popularity of the current government in the USA which garners much
> >> >>of its support on its anti gay policies.

You realize that Thurgood Tucker et al would probably cite this post as proof
.......
--
Connie Markiewicz
Cumann Na mBan

"I'm Minister for Gun-Running, Daylight Robbery, and General Mayhem."
Michael Collins, Finance Minister, Irish Republic 1918
Dr. Thurgood Tucker - 26 Mar 2006 05:04 GMT
> You realize that Thurgood Tucker et al would probably cite this post as proof
> .......

I already know that there are already many thousands of sick lesbians
on Venus.  The pits of hell in the bowels of the earth were filled to
capacity decades ago.  Homosexuals have contributed significantly to
overpopulation in hell for the last century.  So it was moved to Venus,
where the temperature is several hundred degrees and where the
atmospheric pressure is intense.  The homosexuals on Venus are far from
beautiful, however.  They are suffering eternal torment for their many
sins, chief among which is denying their bodies to the husbands God
chose for them.

I don't need heathens to tell me what goes on in the hereafter.  God
already revealed the Hidden Truth to me through the holy "Kingdom
Come!" Church newsletter.

Laying the WHOLE Gospel Truth on the line for scoffers every day,

Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Gospel Preacher Extraordinaire

© 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
All rights reserved.  Unauthorized reproduction is always prohibited.
Gregory Morrow - 24 Mar 2006 21:37 GMT
> JF Mezei trolled:
>
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.vms/msg/5e814528bf75efa9

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
  About
JF MEZEI

The "nobody" troll of rec.travel.air and "John Doe" troll of the
sci.space.* newsgroups.

(Last Revised - August 3, 2005)

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1.  Who is JF Mezei?

Jean-Francois Mezei is the worst netkook and megatroll to have ever
hit rec.travel.air and various other usenet newsgroups.  He is also
one of the longest running trolls in usenet history.

***WARNING:  JF MEZEI IS A ROGUE CANCELLER.  HE FORGES THE NAME AND
E-MAIL ADDRESS OF USENET POSTERS HE DOES NOT AGREE WITH AND CANCELS
THEIR MESSAGES.***

If you participate in the same newsgroups he does, you should monitor
the control.cancel newsgroup.  If you find that he has cancelled your
messages, forward a copies of them to:
a b u s e @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
a b u s e @ a s t r a w e b . c o m
a b u s e @ t e r a n e w s . c o m

See also http://www.usenetabuse.com

2.  How long has he been trolling?

For well over a decade.

3.  Where does he live?

Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Jean-Francois Mezei
86 Harwood Gate
Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3
(514) 992-0474
(514) 695-8259

His current e-mail addresses are:
j f m e z e i @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
j f m e z e i @ v a x i n a t i o n . c a

His website is http://www.vaxination.ca .

4.  What makes him such a malicious troll?

His trolling is constant, repetitious, relentless.  Once he invades
your newsgroup he will stay for decades, troll around the clock, day
in and day out, every day of the year, for years and years on end.  He
does not listen to pleas to stop, he does not listen to anything
anyone tells him, he does not pay attention when the
misinformation/disinformation he posts is corrected, he just goes
right on trolling year in, year out like a little child holding his
ears closed while yelling "I can't hear you, I can't hear anything you
say!"

5.  What does he troll about?

His favorite subjects are USA-bashing and anything to do with sex.  He
hates the USA and Americans and will hijack any thread and turn it
into a USA-bashing fest.  If he can't do that then he'll just start
making lewd posts.

6.  What does he hate about the USA?

Everything!  He is part of a larger group of Canadian trolls who have
a visceral hatred of the USA, motivated by envy mostly.  The USA is a
happier, better, more successful version of their country and they
can't stand it.  Some of JF's favorite troll bait is "the Bush
Regime", "the Cheney/Rumsfeld/Wolfowitz axis of evil", "Americans are
brainwashed", "Cars are evil", "SUVs are evil", "all Americans are
stupid" etc.

7.  What about his sexual trolling?

Ah, that is JF at his trolling best.  No sexual topic is too bizarre.
Among his favorites are child sexuality, masturbation, women's
genitalia, sex toys, circumcision, the sex lives of Americans (of
course) ... the list is endless.

8.  Circumcision???

Yes, JF trolled the circumcision newsgroups for years.  He still likes
to insert circumcision into his trolling every now and then.
Apparently, JF was traumatized as a child because his parents, poor
Hungarian immigrants to Canada, left him uncircumcised when he was
born, as is the custom in most of the world.  Growing up in Canada
where male infant circumcision was prevalent at the time, he was
psychologically scarred (so he claims).  As soon as he could he
arranged to get himself snipped, and then joined the brigades of
circumcision proselytizers in the newsgroups advocating the joys of a
free willy.  His main argument is how much better he was able to
masturbate after getting circumcised without that "pesky foreskin"
getting in the way of his enjoyment, and he has made it his mission in
life to spread the circumcision gospel.

9.  What's his interest in child sexuality?  That sounds kind of
freaky.

Well, everything having to do with Mezei *is* freaky.  Among the
subjects dear to his heart are the genitals of little boys and girls,
especially little boy's foreskins (and how tight they are) and little
girls' hymens.  He is also a tireless activist and advocate that
children should be taught to masturbate early on so that they don't
grow up "sexually repressed like Americans".

He also counsels all parents of boys that they constantly check their
little boys' penises and foreskins frequently to ensure a good fit,
proper movement, and that they be able to masturbate with no problems.
Utopia for JF would be a world full of parents manipulating their
little boys' penises.

10.  Ewww!  This guy is sounding more and more disgusting by the
minute!  Are you sure about all this stuff?

Yes, you can check the google archives for yourself.  There's over a
decade full of Mezei trolling in there.

11.  How can I find all that out, doesn't he change aliases all the
time like all trolls do?

Of course!  See the appendix below for a list of many of his known
trolling aliases.

12.  So where does this guy get so much time to troll, doesn't he
work?

Ha ha ha!  JF hasn't worked a day in his life!  He's an adult baby, a
grown man who still lives at home with mommy and sleeps all day and
trolls the newsgroups all night.  In his free time when he isn't
trolling he likes to ride his bike down to Dorval Airport and race the
planes down the runway in his bike.

13.  That seems strange, is he mentally ill or something?

Bingo!  JF is a boy in a grown man's body.  Psychologically he never
got past the age of 13 and got stuck in a world of bathroom humor
(i.e. "pull my finger!") and locker room antics that he has never been
able to outgrow.

14.  Speaking of locker rooms, I heard he has a sexual fetish about
them, is that true?

Yes!  JF goes to the gym not to work out but to watch men in the
locker room.  He loves to post about the male sexual organs he has
seen in locker rooms over the years, especially his unnatural
obsession with foreskins.  He stalks the men in locker rooms trying to
measure how much foreskin they have, or how little is left if they
have been circumcised.  He gets extremely excited when he spots a case
of phimosis.

15.  Oh my Gawd, this guy is nuts!  He should be locked up in an
insane asylum!

Yep, JF is certifiably insane.  He lives in a black helicopter / tin
foil hat world where others are out to get him.  The key to
understanding JF is that he sees himself as a VICTIM.  To JF the world
is out to get him, especially the USA.  Victimhood is what JF is all
about.

What seems to have sent him over the edge was when the Canadian rail
system was "killed", in his words.  He used to be a major train nut,
spotting trains, writing down their numbers and chasing them down at
the train yard like a good freak.  Then he turned his attention to
aviation.  Major events that made him fall head first deep into the
abyss were the bankruptcy of Canadian Airlines and their subsequent
takeover by Air Canada (whom he sees as evil).  So paranoid is he that
when an Air Canada plane crashed he claimed that Air Canada employees
went lurking about in the night with buckets of white paint to cover
up the Air Canada markings.  He saw that as symbolic of a cover up of
the crash investigation.  He has never recovered from this.

16.  Where else does he hang out, I want to avoid him!

His main haunt on usenet is comp.os.vms, a newsgroup dedicated to some
ancient, arcane, obsolete piece of vax crapware that nobody has taken
seriously for decades.  JF hangs out there with other misfits and
social dropouts who share his psychological traumas, crying for the
good old vax days of yore.  It's really pathetic!

17.  Where else does he hang out?

can.internet.highspeed, alt.cellular.fido, and a few other geeky
computer groups.  For a while after the Shuttle Columbia disaster he
invaded the sci.space groups, sci.space.shuttle in particular, and
trolled it relentlessly with the anti-American, conspiracy theory crap
he's so famous for.  But they ran him off that group and he had to go
crawling back to comp.os.vms with his tail between his legs, licking
his wounds.

18.  It sounds like comp.os.vms is the only group he respects and
doesn't troll.

Pretty much.  For a megatroll like JF it's impossible not to troll, so
he slips in troll bait every now and then, but by and large he
respects comp.os.vms, and, more importantly, he tries to hide his
trolling activities from them so they won't find out what a major
netkook he is.

19.  Wow, sounds like he should be exposed so they will know what kind
of psycho he is!

Exactly.  Feel free to post all his trolls to comp.os.vms.  And while
you're at it post them to can.internet.highspeed and alt.cellular.fido
too.  And to alt.usenet.kooks, a group for the likes of JF, and
news.admin.net-abuse.usenet.

20.  What else can I do?  Is there an abuse address?

Yes, you should send complaints along with copies of his troll posts
to:

a b u s e @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
d n s a d m i n @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
a b u s e @ t e r a n e w s . c o m
a b u s e @ a s t r a w e b . c o m

also http://www.usenetabuse.com

You can also call directly, troll free, 1-877-779-1575.

TekSavvy Solutions Inc.
330 Richmond St., Suite 205
Chatham, ON, Canada
N7M 1P7

And feel free to distribute this FAQ freely.  Post it to newsgroups,
email it to people, you may host it at your own website, send it to
newspapers and magazines that do Internet articles or anything to do
with Montreal or Canada, etc.

*** APPENDIX ***

List of some of the many trolling aliases used by Mezei over the
years.  This is only a partial list, he has so many it's impossible to
compile a full list.

j f m e z e i @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
j f m e z e i . s p a m n o t @ t e k s a v v y . c o m
j f m e z e i @ i s t o p . c o m
j f m e z e i . s p a m n o t @ i s t o p . c o m
j f m e z e i @ v i d e o t r o n . c a
j f m e z e i @ v l . v i d e o t r o n . c a
n o s p a m . j f m e z e i @ v i d e o t r o n . c a
" j f m e z e i " @ v i d e o t r o n . c a [ n o s p a m ]

nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . c o m>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . n e t>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . o r g>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . i n f o>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o b o d y . i n t>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n o t h i n g . n i l>
nobody <n o b o d y @ n u l l . d e v>

Janice Staples <jstap...@noaol.com>
Lorenna Bobbit <lbobbit@ginsu_knives.com>
Lando Calrisian <Lcalris...@empire.org>
muklak <muk...@eskimo.net>
Sheep skin <s...@station.au>
snowy squirrel <squir...@nest.tree>
Conspiracy Theory <conspir...@theory.org>
Lou Raccoon <L.Racc...@wilderness.org>
Flapping Labias <fla...@anatomy.org>
Throbbing vulva <t.vu...@anatomy.org>
Twin Gonads <t...@gonads.com>
Loose Scrotum <l.scro...@anatomy.org>
Raised Organ <R.Or...@anatomy.org>
Popped Cherry <P.Che...@anatomy.org>
Monica Lewinski <billclin...@westchester.com>
Deep Fried Foreskin <d...@mcdonalds.com>
Aroma of Smegma <a...@chanel.org>
Wet fart <w.F...@smell.org>
Pubic dandruff <P.dandr...@anatomy.org>
Voluptuous Nipple <V.nip...@anatomy.org>
Inserted Finger <I.Fin...@anatomy.org>
Pubic Nair <sha...@anatomy.org>
Flatulent Meatus <F.Mea...@anatomy.org>
Lihk Mhygroin <L.MyGr...@anatomy.org>
Pre Khum <P.K...@anatomy.org>
Phi Mosis <Phi.Mo...@anatomy.org>
Bal Anatis <Bal.Ana...@anatomy.org>
Fren Ullum <F.Ul...@anatomy.org>
Ivanna Getlaid <I.Getl...@onani.org>
Ivanna Wankalot <I.Wanka...@onani.org>
Ivanna Umpalot <Humpa...@drevil.com>
Wan Tnoneofit <W.Tnoneo...@weirdnames.org>
Wan Itbad <W.It...@inneed.org>
Wan Towank <W.ToW...@anatomy.org>
Wan Tolik <w.to...@anatomy.org>
Testos Terone <t.ter...@anatomy.org>
Upper Gonad <U.Go...@anatomy.org>
Right Gonad <R.Go...@anatomy.org>
Left Gonad <L.Go...@anatomy.org>
Tyson's Glands <Tyso...@anatomy.org>
Nose Hair <n.h...@anatomy.org>
Coronal Sulcus <C.Sul...@anatomy.org>
Corpus Cavernus <manh...@anatomy.org>
Armpit moisture <arm...@anatomy.org>
Onani Room <o...@hotels.com>
Arnie's Banana <wei...@terminator.com>
Raised eyebrows <r.eyebr...@anatomy.org>
Vas Deferens <V.defer...@anatomy.org>
Naked Canuck <N.can...@naturists.org>
Arni's socks <Smelly.So...@arnold.org>
Notable Exception <N.except...@untied.com>
Unpopped Cherry <U.Che...@anatomy.org>
Tatooed Ovaries <T.Ovar...@anatomy.org>
Pierced eyelid <p.eye...@piercings.org>
Limp Tomato <limp.tom...@vegetables.org>
Eggplant Earrings <e.earri...@piercings.org>
Banana Underpants <B.Underpa...@hillfiger.org>
Naval Lint <n...@lint.mil>
Ingrown Toenail <i.toen...@anatomy.org>
Empty Stomach <E.Stom...@anatomy.org>
Full Stomach <f.stom...@anatomy.org>
Smelly Cat <S...@friends.nbc.com>
Torn Ligament <T.Ligam...@anatomy.org>
Art Tistic <A.Tis...@modern.museum>
Furry Raccoon <F.Racc...@wilderness.org>
Wet Racoon <W.Rac...@wildnerness.org>
Mad Racoon <M.Rac...@wildlife.org>
Lazy Racoon <L.Rac...@wilderness.org>
Eaten Racoon <E.Racc...@mcdonalds.com>
Happy Raccoon <H.Rac...@wilderness.org>
Sleeping Racoon <S.Rac...@wilderness.org>
Hungry Racoon <H.Rac...@wilderness.org>
Horny Raccoon <H.Rac...@fauna.org>
Smart Raccoon <S.Racc...@wilderness.org>
George W Raccoon <GW.Racc...@wilderness.org>
Ronald McRaccoon <r.racc...@wilderness.org>
Thirsty Raccoon <T.Racc...@wilderness.org>
Johnny Raccoon <J.Rac...@wilderness.org>
Oshi Santo <O.Sa...@nx01.starfleet.org>
Oishi Chinko <O.Chi...@nx01.starfleet.org>
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d b turner - 25 Mar 2006 02:12 GMT
What is the cut-off age for Astronaut training????

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borod - 25 Mar 2006 23:51 GMT
>What is the cut-off age for Astronaut training????
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Be careful.  Those space lesbians might have some secret weapons we
earthlings have never heard of.

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Mattu - 26 Mar 2006 01:46 GMT
Be careful.  Those space lesbians might have some secret weapons we
earthlings have never heard of.

/on stereotype

I heard the weapon was developed by Subaru and contains a neutered cat
dressed in flannel, full of macaroni and cheese and wearing comfortable
shoes.

/off lesbian stereotype
Suppedisne@hotmail.com - 26 Mar 2006 06:22 GMT
> >What is the cut-off age for Astronaut training????
> >
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> Be careful.  Those space lesbians might have some secret weapons we
> earthlings have never heard of.

The alledged Weapons of Muff Destruction!
Brad Guth - 26 Mar 2006 22:07 GMT
jgcho; "Lesbians living on Venus! NASA Coverup"
Try thinking exoskeletal Lesbians as living on Venus (Cathars none the
less), or perhaps ET Lesbians as having been coexisting on Venus.  I'm
assuming you've taken a basic look-see at my observationology, as to
what I've interpreted that's highly rational and perfectly intelligent
looking as to whatever's so extremely interesting of depicting
significant remmains, or as to perhaps of what's currently coexisting
as Venusian infrastructure, that's in a very big physical way
suggesting we've been summarily snookered all along by those supposedly
having "the right stuff".

Unfortunately, my good old PC is having yet another bad sort of Usenet
day, as for getting the usual MIB/Usenet butt-loads of their GOOGLE
sponsored MI6~NSA/CIA malware/fuckware, thus I'm having to continually
recover from having been forced into those unscheduled PC reset/reboot
situations that are downright annoying.  Which is often the reason why
it's taking so gosh darn long for myself to contribute my two cents
worth.

There's no question that Venus is surrounded by sufficiently wet
clouds.  However, there may only be a few teratonnes of h2o to go
around, but that's more than good enough if you're the least bit
intelligent.

There's a darn good chance that them thar Venusian clouds are still
extremely acidic, as well as for hosting a rather nasty layer of S8, of
which obviously in of itself doesn't exclude the slight portion of h2o
that may be somewhat limited to a few teratonnes, whereas our
environment is hosting roughly 50 teratonnes of h2o that's continually
with our polluted and thus global warming atmosphere and clouds that
have been getting somewhat acidic.

The last time I'd checked, a little acid worth of a cloud layer hasn't
thus far harmed a soul upon the nearly bone dry and somewhat
geothermally toasty surface of Venus, not even in the highest mountains
in the season of nighttime is there so much as a drop of acidic water
landing on Venusian soil.

I've noticed how your topic has attracted all of the usual naysay flies
of this MI6~NSA/CIA Usenet of infomercial-science from hell.  Too bad
they're all so gosh darn incest cloned and brown-nosed, thereby sucking
and blowing on behalf of our resident LLPOF warlord(GW Bush).

I'm interested to better know and thereby appreciate whatever's your
personal expertise or life experience got to offer.

Are you especially good at math, physics, biology or just keen on the
atmospheric sciences that seems to suggest that you might know of too
much for your own damn good?  Do you have any associations with folks
in high or low places that you and myself can put to good work?
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tomcat - 26 Mar 2006 23:36 GMT
> Unfortunately, my good old PC is having yet another bad sort of Usenet
> day, as for getting the usual MIB/Usenet butt-loads of their GOOGLE
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> it's taking so gosh darn long for myself to contribute my two cents
> worth.

I told you to get a good firewall and defragment your computer weekly.
Sounds like you need the complete McAfee Protection Suite.

> There's no question that Venus is surrounded by sufficiently wet
> clouds.  However, there may only be a few teratonnes of h2o to go
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> with our polluted and thus global warming atmosphere and clouds that
> have been getting somewhat acidic.

Once again, plenty of water for Astronauts and Ship.  Earth has acid
rain too.  So, what's the big deal about acid clouds?

> The last time I'd checked, a little acid worth of a cloud layer hasn't
> thus far harmed a soul upon the nearly bone dry and somewhat
> geothermally toasty surface of Venus, not even in the highest mountains
> in the season of nighttime is there so much as a drop of acidic water
> landing on Venusian soil.

This is why everyone is buying water.  Otherwise, your teeth keep
getting smaller.

tomcat
Brad Guth - 27 Mar 2006 00:23 GMT
>I told you to get a good firewall and defragment your computer weekly.
>Sounds like you need the complete McAfee Protection Suite.
I need lots of things.  What do you have (besides your usual naysayism)
that's nearly or better than free?

>Once again, plenty of water for Astronauts and Ship.  Earth has acid
>rain too.  So, what's the big deal about acid clouds?

>This is why everyone is buying water.  Otherwise, your teeth keep
>getting smaller.
Good points to keep in perspective.  In case we ever go to Venus, as
such we should take kegs of nearly frozen beer, as to trade for the use
of one of their rigid airships.

If we can keep them Venusian heathens drunk and/or pregnant, chances
are they'll never realize what we're taking and otherwise doing that's
so nasty to their world.
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tomcat - 27 Mar 2006 04:03 GMT
> I need lots of things.  What do you have (besides your usual naysayism)
> that's nearly or better than free?

Knowledge of how to build a SSTP waverider.

> Good points to keep in perspective.  In case we ever go to Venus, as
> such we should take kegs of nearly frozen beer, as to trade for the use
> of one of their rigid airships.

It is time for the beginnings of interplanetary trade.  Trillions of
dollars are to be made.

> If we can keep them Venusian heathens drunk and/or pregnant, chances
> are they'll never realize what we're taking and otherwise doing that's
> so nasty to their world.

If the atmospheric pressure is anywhere near as high as advertised on
the informercials, then you might end of sleeping with a . . . lobster!

tomcat
Brad Guth - 29 Mar 2006 00:56 GMT
>tomcat;  Knowledge of how to build a SSTP waverider.
OK, I'll buy into that, and especially so if you'll help R&D a small
robotic version of a rigid airship for exploring about the likes of
Venus (the first one can be a one-way ticket to ride, second version as
much bigger and better suited for accommodating a 19+ month two-way
ticket for us humans).  Can you do that much without going postal?  If
so, I'll make some vague suggestions that you can take to the bank from
that point on.

>It is time for the beginnings of interplanetary trade.  Trillions of
>dollars are to be made.
I agree, though I can't but wonder what our first interplanetary
exchange rate might be like.  We could have lots of fun toying with
those Venusian heathens before they ever realized how badly they'd been
snookered by those of us having "the right stuff".

>If the atmospheric pressure is anywhere near as high as advertised on
>the informercials, then you might end of sleeping with a . . . lobster!
Robotically speaking is where that pressure is nearly a non-issue.
Humaly speaking, it'll take more than a little getting used to, however
the superior French science of affording such high pressure expertise
upon life as we know it, as such they've already established the sorts
of applied technology and obviously having the proven talents as to
making that happen without our having to die for it.
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tomcat - 29 Mar 2006 03:32 GMT
> >tomcat;  Knowledge of how to build a SSTP waverider.
> OK, I'll buy into that, and especially so if you'll help R&D a small
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> so, I'll make some vague suggestions that you can take to the bank from
> that point on.

Nothing wrong with a robot or two, first.  Robots go where man fears to
tread.  Perhaps, really sophisticated humanoid robots -- Androids!
Yes, androids, carefully constructed, clothed, and groomed to look and
act 'exactly' like us.  That way we will find out what the Venusians
have in store for us.  In fact, androids in specially constructed
'robot' ships with computers not unlike the HAL 9000 in 2001 a Space
Odyssey.  Nothing like a little 'surprise' for the . . . Venusians.

> >It is time for the beginnings of interplanetary trade.  Trillions of
> >dollars are to be made.
> I agree, though I can't but wonder what our first interplanetary
> exchange rate might be like.  We could have lots of fun toying with
> those Venusian heathens before they ever realized how badly they'd been
> snookered by those of us having "the right stuff".

The highest standard of living in the U.S. is found in America's Port
Cities.  It has always been that way.  Huge, monsterous sums of money
are always made with major trade agreements with far off exotic places.
In the past this meant Japan, and China.  Today, it means Venus and
Mars!

Imagine 20 or 30 billion dollar profits on a single deal!  Orders for a
100,000,000 of this or half a trillion of that with 'cost no object',
because the items we sell are totaly unique in such strange lands
(planets).  Imagine the same amounts made selling Venusian or Martian
mechandise to the entire Planet Earth!  It is mind boggling.

> >If the atmospheric pressure is anywhere near as high as advertised on
> >the informercials, then you might end of sleeping with a . . . lobster!
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> of applied technology and obviously having the proven talents as to
> making that happen without our having to die for it.

If the French go first they will get richer than the U.S.  It is better
to send really sophisticated Androids first.  I don't know if Star
Trek's "Data" is within our capability.  We don't have positronic
brains yet.  But a R2D2 that wears clothes is certainly possible.  Or,
perhaps a slimmed down version of 'Robbie the Robot' like in "Forbidden
Planet".

The USAF had better get busy building 'warships' for Outer Space.  If
this new era is anything like our 'sailing ship' era of the past, there
will be 'action' on the High Seas.

I can see it now, Pirates in colorful garb, Venusians wearing armor,
using ray guns, mowing everything down in their path -- until they get
the 'price' they want.  Martians using 'Mind Control' and then claiming
they have never heard of 'such a thing', and that it shouldn't void out
perfectly good 'contracts' anyway.

tomcat
Brad Guth - 29 Mar 2006 23:59 GMT
tomcat,
That's not quite what I had in mind, but at least it's getting your
mindset on the same set of tracks.

How about that AI/robotic rigid airship?  Can you accomplish this R&D
task or not?

I'm not talking about sending in robotic humans, just the little rigid
airship (say as little as 100 m3 up to a maximum of 1000 m3) that's
absolutely chuck full of science instruments, that can get itself
safely into and thus under those thick clouds, so as to float and cruse
itself efficiently about for at least the next 24+ months (longer if
possible).
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Jim Geiger - 30 Mar 2006 04:40 GMT
What do you do for a living, Brad?
And what is your age?

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Jim Geiger is what Willis was talkin' 'bout.

tomcat - 30 Mar 2006 07:04 GMT
> tomcat,
> That's not quite what I had in mind, but at least it's getting your
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> itself efficiently about for at least the next 24+ months (longer if
> possible).

Yes, it is possible.  It would be delta shaped waverider about 300 feet
to a side.  It could be equipped with a HAL 9000 computer.  And, with
Venus' atmospheric pressure just about anything will float.  A small
nuclear reactor could provide 10 years of electrical energy so 24+
months shouldn't be difficult.

tomcat
Brad Guth - 30 Mar 2006 09:38 GMT
tomcat,
Actually for the mostly nighttime season of sustaining a cruising
altitude of 25 km is where the supposed pressure isn't all that great,
although buoyancy should still offer an impressive factor, and
otherwise within the season of nighttime and for keeping that 25 km
distance away from the geothermally toasty surface is why it's quite a
bit cooler yet, whereas we can count on better than -8°K/km, that
which should knock off better than another 200 K for good measure.  The
first few km off that geothermal deck should actually offer us
something better than -10 K/km, thereby losing 50 K in the first 5 km
is a good possibility, with the -8 K/km for the remaining 20 km should
total for taking 210°K off the surface temperature, making the 25 km
cruising altitude in the toasty ballpark of 525 K.

Actually your suggestion of 300' seems a wee bit on the large size.
How about something not much greater than 50 meters(164') to start
with?

Can you give this a couple of alternative configurations, at not more
that 50 meters LOA?

While situated within that Venusian atmospheric soup, we're not looking
at requiring any great deal of velocity.  Perhaps as little as 10 m/s
will due, with a top speed of perhaps 25 m/s.  Therefore the design can
become somewhat that of a fat-Albert waverider that'll yield the most
buoyancy.

Even a micro-waverider of as little as 10 meters ott to be initially
sufficient, especially since the modern robotic science instruments
within are of such minor volume, generally of low mass and of efficient
energy consumption.  As such we shouldn't need but a kw from that
nuclear reactor.

How much installed mass would a 10 kw reactor amount to? (shielding
could be optional)
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Brad Guth
tomcat - 30 Mar 2006 17:19 GMT
> Actually for the mostly nighttime season of sustaining a cruising
> altitude of 25 km is where the supposed pressure isn't all that great,
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> total for taking 210°K off the surface temperature, making the 25 km
> cruising altitude in the toasty ballpark of 525 K.

I am still suspicious that the extreme pressure on Venus is caused by
the same extreme pressure areas we have here on Earth:  Underwater.
Except that on Venus it might not be 'water' but, rather, some liquid
of a somewhat similiar nature.  So, our robot spaceship just might end
up floating around on a Venusian sea.  The ship will be completely air
tight so it won't matter.

Now you know why 'flying saucers' are reported just diving into our
oceans and traveling underwater.  From a good engineering viewpoint
there is no difference between gas and liquid except that the pressure
increases and your fly-by-wire autopilot has to adjust the control
surface settings to adapt to the different environment.  Rockets work
underwater, you know.  Just the air breathers (jet engines) that have
trouble.

Requires a good sturdy ship to make the transition from air to liquid
at high speed, though.  The sharp edge of a disc is excellent for this,
especially if it is rotating.

> Actually your suggestion of 300' seems a wee bit on the large size.
> How about something not much greater than 50 meters(164') to start
> with?

Remember, this is a robotic 'lighter than air' spaceship where the
extra size actually helps it to leave the Earth.  Also makes it roomy
and nice for Astronauts for a non-robot version.

A single pilot vehicle with minimal cargo capacity could be quite a bit
smaller, however.

> Can you give this a couple of alternative configurations, at not more
> that 50 meters LOA?

Yes, that is possible for a stripped down version, as I mentioned
above.

> While situated within that Venusian atmospheric soup, we're not looking
> at requiring any great deal of velocity.  Perhaps as little as 10 m/s
> will due, with a top speed of perhaps 25 m/s.  Therefore the design can
> become somewhat that of a fat-Albert waverider that'll yield the most
> buoyancy.

A "fat-Albert" is best for leaving the Earth too.  Lighter than air is
the way to go.

> Even a micro-waverider of as little as 10 meters ott to be initially
> sufficient, especially since the modern robotic science instruments
> within are of such minor volume, generally of low mass and of efficient
> energy consumption.  As such we shouldn't need but a kw from that
> nuclear reactor.

You can design very small nuclear reactors that are very safe that
should yield upwards of 100 kw.

> How much installed mass would a 10 kw reactor amount to? (shielding
> could be optional)

Perhaps, 500 pounds.  That would include some shielding.

tomcat
Brad Guth - 30 Mar 2006 21:14 GMT
tomcat (aka suspicious simply means that you're human),
>I am still suspicious that the extreme pressure on Venus is caused by
>the same extreme pressure areas we have here on Earth:  Underwater.
>Except that on Venus it might not be 'water' but, rather, some liquid
>of a somewhat similiar nature.  So, our robot spaceship just might end
>up floating around on a Venusian sea.  The ship will be completely air
>tight so it won't matter.
According to John Ackerman and a few others, there is a rather
substantial layer of S8 that's capable of creating a greater amount of
pressure in proportion the the otherwise horrifically substantial
atmosphere that's primarily that of co2, of which the toasty and
absolutely dry co2 that's sequestered well below them nasty clouds is
somewhat harmless, as are most other elements that without a good
amount of h2o are rather passive elements that'll do us little if any
harm.

John Ackerman's offers us a few extra words of wisdom about Venus that
isn't exactly painting a humanly survivable alternative, especially if
you're planning upon going there butt naked as well as for being the
dumb and dumber pagan fools that most of us are.
http://www.firmament-chaos.com/papers/fvenuspaper.pdf

We also have this astrobiology: The Case for Venus  by; Geoffrey A.
Landis
http://gltrs.grc.nasa.gov/reports/2003/TM-2003-212310.pdf
That's having taken somewhat of another conservative look-see that's
indirectly much like John Ackerman and so many others that are at least
willing to consider upon the remote possibility that our published
mainstream infomercial-science about Venus is somewhat skewed off track
if not having been sequestered deep within the nearest space toilet.

You can count on a buoyancy of 65+ kg/m3 as cruising near the surface
(a bit more so buoyancy in the season of nighttime should place that at
better than 70 kg/m3).  Therefore, at a good cruising altitude is where
your initial design might want to go with an average of 20~25 kg/m3
(with an up/down buoyancy range capability of 10 to 75 kg/m3), whereas
a full vacuum method might otherwise be moderated with simply a
fill/displacement of toasty H2 that can be safely utilized over and
over, especially since it's not likely to ever leak out of the hull of
your air-tight spaceplane/airship.

For accommodating the maximum cruising altitude of 45 km
There's supposedly an atmospheric pressure of nearly 10 bar
It's supposedly 375 k (that should be somewhat cooler within the season
of nighttime)
The buoyancy factor might be worth as much as 15 kg/m3, but not less
than 10 kg/m3.

>From there on down it only gets rigid-airship better off, though
becoming a wee toasty as approaching that very geothermally active
surface, of which you'll want to avoid those horrific gas vent's at all
cost, whereas otherwise that sort of vertical jetstream of geothermal
S8 gas might seriously cook our composite goose.

>Remember, this is a robotic 'lighter than air' spaceship where the
>extra size actually helps it to leave the Earth.  Also makes it roomy
>and nice for Astronauts for a non-robot version.
That's perfectly good logic but, don't focus so much upon getting it
launched under it's own power and fuel capacity, whereas strapping on a
couple of those LRBs utilizing the likes of h2o2/c3h4o should get that
sort of low inert mass of your spaceplane to nearly if not past LEO
status, and for going towards the sun is somewhat of a free ride,
especially every 19 months when Venus arrives as nearly within 100 fold
the distance to our moon.  Therefore, perhaps smaller is going to
remain as somewhat better for the first effort of what's 100% robotic.

>You can design very small nuclear reactors that are very safe that
>should yield upwards of 100 kw.
>> How much installed mass would a 10 kw reactor amount to? (shielding
>> could be optional)
>Perhaps, 500 pounds.  That would include some shielding.
The hell you say, that 500 lbs can yield 10 kw.  I'm impressed,
especially since a 10 kw unit should do just fine and dandy for the 50
meter craft that ott to represent 1000 m3 for available buoyancy, and
perhaps the 100 kw unit as intended for the 100 meter version that's
ofering 8,000 m3 of volumetric buyancy, whereas that nifty reactor of
100 KW should weigh in at just 4t (w/shielding).  That's downright
seriously good news.

Thanks for that terrific amount of constructive information that we can
take to each of our offshore banks, those being the same banks as
currently utilized used by our resident warlord(GW Bush), his trusty
face blasting partner in crimes against humanity being Dick Cheney and
of their mutual pagan sub-contractor Halburton that has become worth
billions extra in just the last couple of years.  Wouldn't you and I
like nothing better than to get our hands on just 10% of their
portfolios.
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Brad Guth
 
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