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Space Forum / Shuttle / November 2004What's the difference between Aussies and pigs?
What's the difference between Aussies and pigs? Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink. What's the difference between an Australian and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. Why do birds fly upside down over Australia? It's not worth sh.tting on. Why was the Christ child not born in Australia? You'd have a job finding three wise men, much less a virgin!! What do you call a field full of Australians? A vacant lot. > What do you call a field full of Australians? > > A vacant lot. You have an Australian accent. Obvisously written by a Kiwi, not only the jokes are old as the hills, he's got the nationality wrong as well. What's the difference between a kiwi and a 200 gram tub of yougurt? A: the yogurt has more culture!! > What's the difference between Aussies and pigs? > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > A vacant lot. |
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