Space Forum / Astronomy / January 2007

The Scenario... John Connor Son and the Green Knight

It's just past midnight in an upstate New York town. In the loft of a
windmill, a witchy woman begins to work her magic. Hell hath no fury
like a woman scorned, and it is to hell that she turns:

"Rise up once more, my Dark Avenger!
Rise up, my unholy Horseman!
Come forth again through the Tree of the Dead...
Come now for... Jonathan Van Connor!"

Deep in the Western Woods, a hideous tree comes to life, twisting and
groaning. From it leaps a dark, headless shape on a horse. It gallops
towards the town.

On the other side of town, a strange blue lightning is seen behind a
farm house, sending the chickens and pigs into a nervous frenzy. The
farmer lights a lamp and comes down to the back door to investigate.
All he finds is some burnt grass and that some garments are missing
from his clothes line.

Elsewhere, Jonathan Van Connor returns home after a rendezvous with his
love, the good Lady Van Morri-son. As he tends to his fire, the front
door bursts open, and there stands the Headless Horseman, axe drawn.

Almost simultaneously, a portion of the back wall collapses, and
through the hole enters the T-800 Terminator. He studies the figure by
the fire. His digital read-out shows: Jonathan Van Connor / Great great
great great great great grandfather of John Connor, savior of the human
race / Must protect He turns to the Horseman. Threat to Van Connor /
Must terminate

The Horseman swings his axe at Van Connor, but the Terminator grabs a
poker from the fire and blocks him. And the battle begins.

So, Brian, which Henchman hacks the Holy Hell™ out of his hostile
hindrance?
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The Headless Horseman... is inreality the real protector of John
Connor... and the black knight, the one who is after the life of Connor
son... A warholian story under disguise... Once the Horseman chooses
the optimal moment to strike... <-JUDGEMENT-DAY->

The King of the Stone Age, Morri Son Warhol