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Space Forum / Astronomy / August 2006***I LOVED PLUTO***
THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN RECENT HISTORY--CHRIST, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW ENCYCLOPEDIAS--AND IF NEWS OF THIS TRAVESTY SHOULD LEAD TO RIOTS, I SHALL DO WHAT I CAN TO HEL-"PLUTO"-SO MANY LOCAL MARKETS AND SMALL BUSINESSES IN THE AREA. > THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO > SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN > RECENT HISTORY--CHRIST, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW > ENCYCLOPEDIAS--AND IF NEWS OF THIS TRAVESTY SHOULD LEAD TO RIOTS, I > SHALL DO WHAT I CAN TO HEL-"PLUTO"-SO MANY LOCAL MARKETS AND SMALL > BUSINESSES IN THE AREA. don't say that to loud the encylcopedia brittanica people might be listening with door to door salesmen on stand-by. >THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO >SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN >RECENT HISTORY--CHRIST, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW >ENCYCLOPEDIAS--AND IF NEWS OF THIS TRAVESTY SHOULD LEAD TO RIOTS, I >SHALL DO WHAT I CAN TO HEL-"PLUTO"-SO MANY LOCAL MARKETS AND SMALL >BUSINESSES IN THE AREA. i thought this was pushing it, wavy geeeeeee. but, the thought has occurred to me that ALL of us older than 20 will now have to go back and RE-DO our school projects.  SignatureDave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." -Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 Wavy G <Worldsaviour@Chosen1.org>, the dishevelled barkeeper, throbbed: > f.cking COMMERCIAL BEAVER THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF f.cking BUM > BANDIT ONE EYED BASTARD OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW f.cking BLACK JACK [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > THE f.cking PROSTITUTE BIT OF c.nt AREA. BITCH DISCHARGE c.nt LESBIAN > BUGGER TIT f.cker w.nker >THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO >SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN >RECENT HISTORY--CHRIST, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW >ENCYCLOPEDIAS--AND IF NEWS OF THIS TRAVESTY SHOULD LEAD TO RIOTS, I >SHALL DO WHAT I CAN TO HEL-"PLUTO"-SO MANY LOCAL MARKETS AND SMALL >BUSINESSES IN THE AREA. I am organizing a candle light vigil for Pluto at noon this Saturday in Central Park. Bring a side dish and your own beverages. Jade -- Too Dangerous for Easynews. VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! >>THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO >>SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >Jade why is it called central park. central park would be in kansas or nebraska. it should be called north easternish park. SignatureDave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." -Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 The results are in...dave hillstrom, you are NOT the father! >>>THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO >>>SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >why is it called central park. central park would be in kansas or >nebraska. it should be called north easternish park. Yeah, northeastern. Like, using the human body as an example, it would be right around, say, the arm pit. >The results are in...dave hillstrom, you are NOT the father! > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >Yeah, northeastern. Like, using the human body as an example, it >would be right around, say, the arm pit. the left armpit. exactly. lets write the NYC mayor. SignatureDave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." -Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 The results are in...dave hillstrom, you are NOT the father! >>The results are in...dave hillstrom, you are NOT the father! >> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > >lets write the NYC mayor. Yeah, let's write it on a brick, lol, and then, lol, throw it through his window, lol. That ought to get the message to him, lol. >The results are in...dave hillstrom, you are NOT the father! > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] >Yeah, let's write it on a brick, lol, and then, lol, throw it through >his window, lol. That ought to get the message to him, lol. yes! a brick the size of diaperbois head!! SignatureDave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." -Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 >>The results are in...dave hillstrom, you are NOT the father! >> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > lets write the NYC mayor. Haven't you /heard/? HiZZonor doesn't read. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org >>>The results are in...dave hillstrom, you are NOT the father! >>> [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > >Haven't you /heard/? HiZZonor doesn't read. does he wipe his own a.s when he goes to the bathroom? SignatureDave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." -Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 >>>lets write the NYC mayor. >> >>Haven't you /heard/? HiZZonor doesn't read. > > does he wipe his own a.s when he goes to the bathroom? I dunno, but my sources indicate not. I get all my data on whuzzisface from Letterman, Conan, and /The New Yorker/, who are New Yorkers (that they're all immigrants is part of what makes them New Yorkers). Re hyperbole, there /must/ be a foundation or the assertion isn't "humorously above the fact," just an irrelevant and thus unfunny fiction. His audience seem to know the man, and their reactions routinely indicate hizZoner is just another incompetent, bigoted a.s who's gonna use the gavel to bash some people he Doesn't Like while he's got it. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org > The results are in...dave hillstrom, you are NOT the father! > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > Yeah, northeastern. Like, using the human body as an example, it > would be right around, say, the arm pit. So Jacksonville really is the base of the prick? I guess that makes Shadowville the a.shole... Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org > THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO > SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN > RECENT HISTORY--CHRIST, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW > ENCYCLOPEDIAS--AND IF NEWS OF THIS TRAVESTY SHOULD LEAD TO RIOTS, I > SHALL DO WHAT I CAN TO HEL-"PLUTO"-SO MANY LOCAL MARKETS AND SMALL > BUSINESSES IN THE AREA. Proving that size does matter. Russ (not Martha) >THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO >SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN >RECENT HISTORY--CHRIST, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW >ENCYCLOPEDIAS--AND IF NEWS OF THIS TRAVESTY SHOULD LEAD TO RIOTS, I >SHALL DO WHAT I CAN TO HEL-"PLUTO"-SO MANY LOCAL MARKETS AND SMALL >BUSINESSES IN THE AREA. Pluto has good company. Mr. Christopher, Mr. Patrick (both ex saints) Little Pluto knows he's a planet and that's all that really counts. James E. Klein jameseklein@earthlink.net Engineering Calculations http://www.ecalculations.com ecalculations@ecalculations.com Engineering Calculations is the home of the KDP-2 Optical Design Program for Windows and (soon) MAC OSX Free KDP-2 (DEMO) downloadable! 1-818-507-5706 (Voice and Fax) > >THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO > >SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >BUSINESSES IN THE AREA. > Pluto has good company. Mr. Christopher, Mr. Patrick (both ex saints) And of course Mr. Claus. > Little Pluto knows he's a planet and that's all that really counts. > James E. Klein [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Free KDP-2 (DEMO) downloadable! > 1-818-507-5706 (Voice and Fax) yes indeed... > THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO > SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN > RECENT HISTORY--CHRIST, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW > ENCYCLOPEDIAS--AND IF NEWS OF THIS TRAVESTY SHOULD LEAD TO RIOTS, I > SHALL DO WHAT I CAN TO HEL-"PLUTO"-SO MANY LOCAL MARKETS AND SMALL > BUSINESSES IN THE AREA. I love pluto... Not quite as much as Olyve Oyl Signature------------------------------------------- AJ - http://ClitIn.Com e In. (800 folders. -- kiddie-filtered -- FREE, Usenet Porn.) > yes indeed... > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >> SHALL DO WHAT I CAN TO HEL-"PLUTO"-SO MANY LOCAL MARKETS AND SMALL >> BUSINESSES IN THE AREA. Save our planet Pluto !!! =^.^= The results are in...colin, you are NOT the father! >Save our planet Pluto !!! Save it? You mean, like, put it in the fridge? LOL? >=^.^= > The results are in...colin, you are NOT the father! > >>Save our planet Pluto !!! > > Save it? You mean, like, put it in the fridge? LOL? It would explode from the heat. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org The results are in...Dennis M. Hammes, you are NOT the father! >> The results are in...colin, you are NOT the father! >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >It would explode from the heat. POTW. > The results are in...Dennis M. Hammes, you are NOT the father! > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > POTW. "Poast of the Week"? Naaah, just high-school physics and/or good scifi. On Pluto, say ~10 deg K, hydrogen is a cantankerous metal, and helium is a liquid with a nasty habit of covering everything it touches to a uniform depth without respect to the putative gravity (if they got the math right). Your fridge is about 400 deg C/K /above/ that. Throwing a can of liquid nitrogen in your furnace would be safer; hydrogen and methane /burn/. I actually tire of correcting the math, chemistry, and physics in most astronomy books (maybe they try, but not hard enough). Luna, e.g., is a planet and not a moon. It's about five times farther than Earth's Rochelle Limit beyond any ability to be claimed as a moon, and is in fact in orbit around the sun -- an orbit so sloppy it doesn't even constitute a predicable solution of the Three-Body Problem. And Mercury was a little smaller than Pluto last time I looked, and Pluto has a moon (Charon, IIRC) and Mercury doesn't. Well, neither does Earth, unless you count the crap /we/ put up there (most of it inside the Roche Limit for the relationship). And if the rocks (Phobos and Deimos, at least one inside its Roche Limit, blowing three of the "arguments" against Pluto) in orbit around Mars are to accredited as "moons," then Pluto is a planet in the original Greek sense /and/ in the "small, incohesive body" sense. Finally, if anything in our system /in its own orbit/ around the sun is a planet, Pluto is a planet and so are the other two recent finds. And if a "planetoid" is a "small planet," it must be a "planet" before it can be "small." You /know/ what it is "all about," yes? The High Priests are pissed that the discoverer named it "Xena," and that name will, by tradition and right, therefore stick. Know what? All the "planets" are named for fictional Gods, so why should not a "small" one that doesn't quite fit the Gods' Rules not be named for a fictional somewhat suprahuman fruitcake warrior princess who had little use for the Gods' Rules and roamed somewhat without their let, hmmMM? The same Priests stand there wetting themselves that we call Alpha Canis Majoris B "the Pup." Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for almost every other minority group. These elitists pulled their new definitions out of thin space. Last week it was 12 planets and this week it's eight. I had no problem with 12 planets (although Charon was a stretch), but we can't let them get away with screwing Clyde Tombaugh with this "clearing the immediate orbital area BS. Do they mean, like, too many meteors fall on Pluto because it hasn't cleared the area? What about Earth? How many hit us each year ..........100 million tons? Didn't both planets accrete matter to form and don't both still do so? First I'll boycott the industry by refusing to spend another penny on astronomy mags, books and any museum containing anything astronomical, for the rest of my life. I started doing this to General Motors about 20 years ago for selling junk in the 50s, 60s and 70s. That's about $60K and counting that went to their competitors since then. Step two is emailing my representatives demanding they stop wasting my tax dollars funding NASA, Astronomers, Universities employing Astronomers and Observatories. I've had a couple of decades too many of their junk science. The Ozone eminent end to life on earth with no historical data to back it up, so my $30 a tank R-12 Freon went to $250 a tank and then was pulled from the consumer market, to be replaced with less efficient Freon, the 1970's junk science of the immenent coming of the 5th ice age in the last couple of million years, and the ultimate junk science of global warming and it's purported effect on the weather that they can't even predict with any accuracy and, like the ozone theory, have scant historical comparison data. Then there is the Morton Thiokol engineer who said there might be a problem with the shuttle solid fuel booster O-rings at low temperature, who was fired for causing trouble and has had getting employment ever since. NASA is run by large testicled politicos, just like Enron and every other corporation. Making career enhancing "DueDates" is always more important than people. The elitist PhDs (Pile It Higher and Deeper) at the IAU, like most PhDs, were probably with atrophied gonads, but their Egos are probably large enough to qualify for planet status. All of the above just IMO PLUTO BACK OR YOUR GONNA GET FLACK..............PLUTO BACK OR YOU FUTURE'S BLACK > Save our planet Pluto !!! > > =^.^= The results are in...Wayne L, you are NOT the father! >We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. I'ts not f.cking TINKERBELL, you moron. We're talking about changing the classification of Pluto from a "dwarf planet" (whatever that is) back to a planet. Man, quit reading silly stories and grow up! > The results are in...Wayne L, you are NOT the father! > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > the classification of Pluto from a "dwarf planet" (whatever that is) > back to a planet. Man, quit reading silly stories and grow up! Is it leaving? I want to go. Everyone in outerspace will think that all dicks are 9" long. Signature------------------------------------------- AJ - http://ClitIn.Com e In. (800 folders. -- kiddie-filtered -- FREE, Usenet Porn.) The results are in...Placenta Jinn, you are NOT the father! >> The results are in...Wayne L, you are NOT the father! >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >Everyone in outerspace will think that all dicks are 9" long. Yeah, but then again, their eyeballs will all be an inch-and-a-half wide, lol. It'll look like The Planet of Marty Feldmans, lol. > The results are in...Placenta Jinn, you are NOT the father! > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Yeah, but then again, their eyeballs will all be an inch-and-a-half > wide, lol. It'll look like The Planet of Marty Feldmans, lol. Marty sporting a 9"er is going to take some thinking. Here is my latest movie: http://Movies.Here.Nu/Rosebud.wmv Ya like roses? Signature------------------------------------------- AJ - http://ClitIn.Com e In. (800 folders. -- kiddie-filtered -- FREE, Usenet Porn.) > The results are in...Placenta Jinn, you are NOT the father! > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Yeah, but then again, their eyeballs will all be an inch-and-a-half > wide, lol. It'll look like The Planet of Marty Feldmans, lol. "The Outer Limits," 1959. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org > We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for almost > every other minority group. but in space nobody can hear you complain, ... =^.^= >> We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for >> almost every other minority group. > > but in space nobody can hear you complain, ... Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"? -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Somebody _help_ me! I'm _missing_! < Van der Graaf's "Pioneers Over _c_" nightbat wrote >>>We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for >>>almost every other minority group. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > tinmimus99@hotmail.com nightbat No it means the coffee boys are over crossposting and getting their cluelessness now on an International unprecedented class clueless level, oh the humanity! Please Pluto has never hurt anyone only made lots of folks and kids happy compared to silly silly butt of coffee boy jokes Uranus. Write your President, Congressmen, I.A.U., and honor your profound Earth Science Team Officers for we can only do just so much, we're only human you know. ponder on, the nightbat >nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >profound Earth Science Team Officers for we can only do just so much, >we're only human you know. Get help soon for your obsession. > ponder on, > the nightbat SignatureCOOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from attribution problems?" -- Dr. David Tholen > >nightbat wrote > > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > Get help soon for your obsession. How uncharacteristically compasionate of you, Colorado Carl. Are you turning over a new leaf? OJ >>>nightbat wrote >>> [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > OJ Well, there /was/ too much ah, "stuff" on the old one for him to go on wiping with it... Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org > >>>nightbat wrote > >>> [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > Well, there /was/ too much ah, "stuff" on the old one for him to go > on wiping with it... But C.C. wears Depends. OJ >>>>>nightbat wrote >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > > OJ Yabut at one a week, you can "depend" on something else entirely. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org >nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > ponder on, > the nightbat flonk? meet nightbat. nightbat? meet flonk. nightbat is the multiple kook award winning leader of the saucerheads in alt.astronomy. though nightbat REALLY should be posting in alt.non.sequitur. SignatureDave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." -Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 > >nightbat wrote > > [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > in alt.astronomy. though nightbat REALLY should be posting in > alt.non.sequitur. Squatting out in space, a far-flung frozen stone Awaits its earthly fate, with geriatric groan. It hobbles in its orbit, god-of-death, unearthly throne, Who's to say this Hades has writ its final tome? Some retarded star-nerd with a penchant to reject The Lord of Lethe - Why is he mad, or simply a prefect? Nay, nay - Pluto will stay, among the sacred nine, Until the day we rise up and say, "Death, kiss our sweet behinds." Thank you for allowing me to set the record straight. Damzelle Plumo, Astrosequitiste (non) >> >nightbat wrote >> > [quoted text clipped - 44 lines] > >Damzelle Plumo, Astrosequitiste (non) queenie was right. AS USUAL. <mumblingbitchmumble> you can top post, bottom post, middle post, what ~EVER~ yer littel fabulous heart desires! i still lerve yew lewng tewme. SignatureDave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." -Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 >>> >nightbat wrote >>> > [quoted text clipped - 50 lines] > you can top post, bottom post, middle post, what ~EVER~ yer littel > fabulous heart desires! i still lerve yew lewng tewme. Slut. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Somebody _help_ me! I'm _missing_! < Van der Graaf's "Pioneers Over _c_" > Squatting out in space, a far-flung frozen stone > Awaits its earthly fate, with geriatric groan. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Damzelle Plumo, Astrosequitiste (non) Wherefore Aren't Thou Pluto? O Let me put the Record straight, For we are living yet: The High Priest of Astronomy's A cat that is all wet. You know where his attention is That's wet's a large-mouth bass: Not planets or yet tuna cans, But licking at his a.s. This is a cat, you will recall, Who studied under cat Was Licensed by a King who stated That the Earth was Flat, And ships that sailed beyond his Grace Would fall like Don Coyote, Landing on a Ninja Turtle Bulked up on peyote. Remember that the Planets circle Centered on the Pope, And none adjust the Church, so you Had best adjust your dope To keep the Princess on the Bench, The Priesthood at the Rant, The Faithful sound asleep, but first, Your License and your Grant. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org > >> We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for > >> almost every other minority group. > > > > but in space nobody can hear you complain, ... > > Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"? http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/On+The+Moon+ep.8/ Colin =^.^= The results are in...mimus, you are NOT the father! >>> We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for >>> almost every other minority group. >> >> but in space nobody can hear you complain, ... > >Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"? Hey. Who told you you could name the moon? Why don't *I* get a say in what its name should be? I could probly come up with something pretty fly. "Luna." Psh. That's only, like, the most obvious name anywon could come up with to call the moon anyways. Love, Wavy >The results are in...mimus, you are NOT the father! > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >pretty fly. "Luna." Psh. That's only, like, the most obvious name >anywon could come up with to call the moon anyways. Stan. i like Stan. SignatureDave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." -Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 The results are in...dave hillstrom, you are NOT the father! >>The results are in...mimus, you are NOT the father! >> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > >Stan. i like Stan. Hey, good idea, Hillstrom. "Stan." "Stan the Moon." I like it. Holy sh.t, Hillstrom had an idea I like? It's almost unfathomable, but hey--damn, that is a good name. It would piss me off that Hillstrom came up with that instead of me, if I weren't so ecstatic about "Stan." Stan"! > The results are in...dave hillstrom, you are NOT the father! > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > came up with that instead of me, if I weren't so ecstatic about > "Stan." Stan"! You might run into a problem with the _Lexx_ copyright holders. Whoever they are now. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Somebody _help_ me! I'm _missing_! < Van der Graaf's "Pioneers Over _c_" >>>We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for >>>almost every other minority group. >> >>but in space nobody can hear you complain, ... > > Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"? Heh. It's smaller'n Pluto. Like Pluto, it's a planet, not a moon. Like Pluto, it's a capture, not a coformation (it was never inside Earth's Roche Limit -- we'd have /rings/ -- whether or not it was ever inside the Rochelle Limit). Hey, the /sun/ has rings. Yer Asteroid Belt, yer Kuiper Belt, yer Oort Belt... Complete with "forbidden zones" ("Cassini" divisions) for the usual reasons (orbital harmonics). Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org >>>>We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for >>>>almost every other minority group. >>> >>>but in space nobody can hear you complain, ... Give the Space Station a Usenet gateway! >> Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"? > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Earth's Roche Limit -- we'd have /rings/ -- whether or not it was > ever inside the Rochelle Limit). Um . . . Earth and it couldn't have captured everything in sight? I always thought we were a double planet, meself, the larger one stealing all the atmosphere (including water) over time. > > Hey, the /sun/ has rings. Yer Asteroid Belt, yer Kuiper Belt, yer > Oort Belt... Complete with "forbidden zones" ("Cassini" divisions) for > the usual reasons (orbital harmonics). <groan> Waves again. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Somebody _help_ me! I'm _missing_! < Van der Graaf's "Pioneers Over _c_" >>>>We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for >>>>almost every other minority group. [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] >Oort Belt... Complete with "forbidden zones" ("Cassini" divisions) >for the usual reasons (orbital harmonics). yer a real live rocket scientist, arent you. SignatureDave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." -Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 >>>>>We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for >>>>>almost every other minority group. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > yer a real live rocket scientist, arent you. You say that like it's a /bad/ thing. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org >>>>>>We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for >>>>>>almost every other minority group. [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > >You say that like it's a /bad/ thing. ohno. since humanities only true hope of long term survival is to infest the rest of space like the viruses we are. SignatureDave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." -Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 >>>yer a real live rocket scientist, arent you. >> >>You say that like it's a /bad/ thing. > > ohno. since humanities only true hope of long term survival is to > infest the rest of space like the viruses we are. Tsk. Do the math. If C=A and B=A, C=B. "Humanity" will arise of the chemical swill /anywhere/ the chemical swill swirls together outta that near-vacuum gas swill. And it all flushes down "Black Holes," the "other side" of which is "White Holes," aka "hydrogen and stupidity." Which gets squoze into stars that contain the hydrogen, and planets that contain -- well, /fail/ to contain, actually -- the stupidity. Keeps going longer'n the Engergiser Bunny, whom I blew up only last month for parading through my living room /again/. And Yes, Virginia, he'll be back, too. "...and stupidity," remember? If we're viruses (and why not?), we're viruses that can tell other viruses ("God") to go f.ck themselves. It's called "Free Will": ............/´¯/) ..........,/¯.../ ........../..../ ...../´¯/'...'/´¯¯`· ../'/.../..../.....|.(¨¯\ .('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') ..\.........|.......'.../ ..'\'...\.......... _.·´ ....\..............( .....\............/ and it can be conjugated as a regular verb (for you viruses, that means "everybody's got one"). Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org > >> Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"? > > > >Heh. It's smaller'n Pluto. <Hammes' bugfuck snipped> > >for the usual reasons (orbital harmonics). > > yer a real live rocket scientist, arent you. http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/ "Dennis M. Hammes is one of the more tragically comic posters to Usenet poetry. With hundreds of sonnets that he can't sell, and senility approaching, the utter failure of his life is closing in on him, prompting some flashes of real ugliness..." THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED: 10. He actually sent money to one of those ads in the back of a magazine which promised: "Earn Thousands Raising Worms!" 9. He thinks he owns a "publishing company." 8. He incessantly talks about, and plays with, swords. ( See photo at http://scrawlmark.org ) 7. He talks a lot about "being a Man" and "having Ballz," yet he's so short and physically gimpy that any moderately aggressive 12-year-old girl could kick his a.s. 6. He posts over 150 crappy messages every week to the poetry newsgroups, just so he can maintain his "Top Poster" ranking on Google. 5. He fancies himself a "poet," but the vast majority of his "poetry" is unreadable self-congratulatory dreck that even the vanity publishers won't touch. 4. After a quick visit to a search engine, he'll "hold court" in the newsgroups on multitudinous subjects about which he knows little or nothing. 3. He truly believes he has an audience that reads, and cares about, his "poetry." 2. His fantasies to the contrary, he knows nothing about women. Every redneck skank that he's ever managed to attract has eventually left him. And the Number One reason why Dennis Hammes is totally wacked: 1. Two words: "Litt. D." -- "Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery http://www.myspace.com/willdockery The Ride (Combat Zone) by Shadowville All-Stars Video by Janis Petersen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZ3VAmNTWc Shadowville All-Stars information: http://shadowvilleallstars.muddywolf.net/ >> >> Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"? >> > [quoted text clipped - 49 lines] > >1. Two words: "Litt. D." Will Dockery Kook of the Month, January 2005 Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2005 Unabomber Surprise thank you for playing, Will. please try again when you arent such a kook. SignatureDave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea." -Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 If mother nature put Pluto in an orbit between Venus and Earth's it would be fit to call it a planet. But that is far from the case. It takes over 248 Earth years to go around the sun once. Being much smaller than our moon does not help.(diameter 1429 miles) I see it as a solid ice water planet,and best to add some methane,nitrogen,and carbon monoxide ice and some rock since its in that Kuiper belt area.(why not?) Bert > If mother nature put Pluto in an orbit between Venus and Earth's it > would be fit to call it a planet. But that is far from the case. It [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > monoxide ice and some rock since its in that Kuiper belt area.(why not?) > Bert WHAT IF it's someday discovered that a majority of the Sun's "planets" are in the Kuiper belt? Double-A Double-A If you had all the mass in the Kuiper belt combined into one planetary object I have a idea it would not add up to the mass of our Moon. go figure Bert > Double-A If you had all the mass in the Kuiper belt combined into one > planetary object I have a idea it would not add up to the mass of our > Moon. go figure Bert You just don't know, Bert. You might be able to make such a statement about the asteroid belt because it is a lot closer and better known. But the Kuiper belt has an immensity of dark unknown territory. Just about anything could be out there. Double-A Double-A You know me well enough and that I like to bring positive ideas to parts of our solar system. I think the Oort cloud that rings our Sun 2 LY out might have enough material to create a planet the size of Jupiter. See what I mean? Bert > >> >> Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"? > >> > [quoted text clipped - 50 lines] > > thank you for playing, Will. You too, Dave. -- "Ozone Stigmata" by Will Dockery http://www.myspace.com/willdockery The Ride (Combat Zone) by Shadowville All-Stars Video by Janis Petersen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZ3VAmNTWc Shadowville All-Stars information: http://shadowvilleallstars.muddywolf.net/ >>We can save Pluto if we make enough noise. It's worked so far for almost >>every other minority group. > > but in space nobody can hear you complain, ... > > =^.^= Ah, but you forget: Tommy has /UseNet/! Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org > THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO > SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN > RECENT HISTORY--CHRIST, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW > ENCYCLOPEDIAS--AND IF NEWS OF THIS TRAVESTY SHOULD LEAD TO RIOTS, I > SHALL DO WHAT I CAN TO HEL-"PLUTO"-SO MANY LOCAL MARKETS AND SMALL > BUSINESSES IN THE AREA. I agree... I will continue to consider Pluto as the 9th planetno matter what pressure I receive from smug academics... http://skywriter.diaryland.com/060826_33.html >I agree... I will continue to consider Pluto as the 9th planetno matter >what pressure I receive from smug academics... You get a lot of pressure from smug academics, don't you? > >I agree... I will continue to consider Pluto as the 9th planetno matter > >what pressure I receive from smug academics... > > You get a lot of pressure from smug academics, don't you? Naw. I get along with everybody. Try not to think of me today, Gary. Try real hard. heh... >Naw. I get along with everybody. That must be why even your fantasy girlfriends go into flip mode when you start drooling over their daughters. > >Naw. I get along with everybody. > > That must be why even your fantasy girlfriends go into flip mode when > you start drooling over their daughters. Keep thinking about me, Gary. When we are at Alltel Stadium tonight watching the game, think about me. When I'm with Racquel tomorrow, think about me. When I'm riding my bike in the Florida sunshine, think about me, Gary. You have very little else to do, right Gary? heh... http://skywriter.diaryland.com/060826_33.html >>Naw. I get along with everybody. > > That must be why even your fantasy girlfriends go into flip mode when > you start drooling over their daughters. Watch it, gamble. He's dating Raquel Welch. In /church/. She's a /Spanish/ Lithuanian Zionist Baptist Catholic. And she'll teached you a thing or two. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org >>>I agree... I will continue to consider Pluto as the 9th planetno matter >>>what pressure I receive from smug academics... [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Naw. I get along with everybody. Try not to think of me today, Gary. > Try real hard. heh... Try not to think of little gir... Awwww, too late. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org >>I agree... I will continue to consider Pluto as the 9th planetno matter >>what pressure I receive from smug academics... > > You get a lot of pressure from smug academics, don't you? He gets more from lichen, though. (Or maybe it's from the sidewalks under them...) Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org >> I agree... I will continue to consider Pluto as the 9th planet no matter >> what pressure I receive from smug academics... > You get a lot of pressure from smug academics, don't you? The sun isn't a planet anymore? [The original meaning of "planet" was "wanderer" as compared to "fixed" (in relation to each other) stars.] It once was ya know. ~~ Ye Olde Sick Mind (from a misreading of thorn) >>> I agree... I will continue to consider Pluto as the 9th planet no matter >>> what pressure I receive from smug academics... [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > The sun isn't a planet anymore? [The original meaning of "planet" was "wanderer" as compared to "fixed" (in relation to each > other) stars.] It once was ya know. The moon was never a satellite. > ~~ > Ye Olde Sick Mind > (from a misreading of thorn) >>>> I agree... I will continue to consider Pluto as the 9th planet no matter >>>> what pressure I receive from smug academics... [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > The moon was never a satellite. ...of the earth. Signature------------------------------------------- AJ - http://ClitIn.Com e In. (800 folders. -- kiddie-filtered -- FREE, Usenet Porn.) > >> ~~ >> Ye Olde Sick Mind >> (from a misreading of thorn) >> THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO >> SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > I agree... I will continue to consider Pluto as the 9th planetno matter > what pressure I receive from smug academics... Will you making any harassing telephone calls to the members of the International Astronomical Union threatening to burn their observatories down, chuckles? PJR :-) Signature_ _(o)_(o)_ _ Tired of the same old posters in your ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_, newsgroup? Why not visit news.groups.reviews / (`---'\ `-. and attract new talent by posting a review? ,-` _) (_, F_P (Please read the posting guidelines.) > >> THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO > >> SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > International Astronomical Union threatening to burn their > observatories down, chuckles? Do you make a concentrated effort to be an a.shole, or does it come naturally to you? http://skywriter.diaryland.com/060826_33.html > PJR :-) > -- > _ _(o)_(o)_ _ Tired of the same old posters in your > ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_, newsgroup? Why not visit news.groups.reviews > / (`---'\ `-. and attract new talent by posting a review? > ,-` _) (_, F_P (Please read the posting guidelines.) >a concentrated effort to be an a.shole >http://skywriter.diaryland.com/060826_33.html >>a concentrated effort to be an a.shole -- fine print on a can of Florida Whup-a.s? Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:09:22 -0700, the chucknozzle did most oddly state: >> >> THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO >> >> SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Do you make a concentrated effort to be an a.shole, or does it come > naturally to you? I'll have you know that we(tinw) are fuckheads, k00k. Signature________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5 Demon Lord of Confusion Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.* July 2006 Looney Maroon Nomination: http://www.lunarplanner.com/HolyCross.html#Timing Vote Chuck Lysaght for Tar & Feathers! Ballot coming Sept 1st! >>>>THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO >>>>SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Do you make a concentrated effort to be an a.shole, or does it come > naturally to you? Do you use TSB bearings in your Terrorcycle, or concentrated lichen? Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org Peter J Ross [pjr@kookbusters.org] has entered into testimony 9mrx7xqij1od$.dlg@nntp.alcatroll.com >>> THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO >>> SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > International Astronomical Union threatening to burn their > observatories down, chuckles? Only if he gets drunk first ;) SignatureCOOSN-266-06-70683 Skepticult® Member# 581-00504-208 HoT, March 2005 BWMDW, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan Usenet's most helpful netizen ChadwickStone at Gmail dot com > X-No-Archive: YES > Peter J Ross [pjr@kookbusters.org] has entered into testimony [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Only if he gets drunk first ;) If he's been awake for more than 30 minutes, you mean. PJR :-) Signature_ _(o)_(o)_ _ Tired of the same old posters in your ._\`:_ F S M _:' \_, newsgroup? Why not visit news.groups.reviews / (`---'\ `-. and attract new talent by posting a review? ,-` _) (_, F_P (Please read the posting guidelines.) >>THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO >>SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > http://skywriter.diaryland.com/060826_33.html Well, you keep on calling it the ninth planet, 'cos it's the tenth. And just as the tenth planet is sometimes inside the orbit of the ninth, the fourth is sometimes inside the orbit of the third. Signature-------(m+ ~/:o)_| Thistles have been the favorite food of songbirds for eons. http://scrawlmark.org >> THE FORMER NINTH PLANET OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM HAS NOW BEEN DEMOTED TO >> SOMETHING CALLED A "DWARF PLANET," WHICH IS THE GREATEST FARCE IN >> RECENT HISTORY--CHRIST, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW >> ENCYCLOPEDIAS--AND IF NEWS OF THIS TRAVESTY SHOULD LEAD TO RIOTS, I >> SHALL DO WHAT I CAN TO HEL-"PLUTO"-SO MANY LOCAL MARKETS AND SMALL >> BUSINESSES IN THE AREA. > I agree... I will continue to consider Pluto as the 9th planetno matter > what pressure I receive from smug academics... The sun isn't a planet anymore? Damn! Now I will have to get new dictionaries and encyclopedias. ~~ Sick Mind Wide Right Turns |
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