: etc... are so "blah" about doing something to save a
: piece of the drum corps history they bitch so fervently about...
: all those telling me I am an a.shole..
: Hipocrites to the last of you... your sancitmonious rants and
: raves that I have read on here are truly shallow and
: meaningless...
: Yeah.. I am the nutty one..
> Subject: Re: no upper deck at allentown
> "jjayboyd" <JJAYBOYD@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Yeah, especially when we used to rant and rave about how
> great it was when jjayboyd did nothing but, give us all head!!!..
Yeah EweBoyD?, jjayboyd gave me head a couple of times, "He
almost sucked the udders, right-off of my belly!!!..."
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
> : how no traditions are sacred
> : anymore,
>
> What'cha expect jjayboyd, once you started telling others that
> they're your bitch?, the other 'your bitches' got jealous, and felt
> "Cocked-Lefted-Out!!!..."
Especially me, not only did I feel Cock-Lefted-Out, but I felt
limp-sheep-clit everytime jjayboyd got to talking about his
bitches!!!...
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
I am such an jealous Ewe!!!...
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
> : etc... are so "blah" about doing something to save a
> : piece of the drum corps history they bitch so fervently about...
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> As jjayboyd, remembers the members member, and how he
> could suck the life out'ta everyone, literally, and eternally!!!...
Them DC folks were the lucky ones alright, just recently?,
jjayboyd was only able to suck-me-off for about 20-minutes, and
it was very disappointing to, he hardly used any of his plexin'
throat muscles that he has, he was hardly able to get, any of
my milk, DAMN!!!, what happened jjayboyd, your kids are doing
so much better than you...
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
> : all those telling me I am an a.shole..
>
> Now, we just tell you how good of a suck-face-hole you are,
> or at least?, back in your prime, before you started going
> bald...
Havent you ever Cock-Slapped jjayboyd over his skull EweBoyD?,
last time I seen it happen?, it whipped out chucks of his hair,
kind of like saying?, he got Cock-Slapped-Ballheaded, that
probably would explain?, jjayboyd' hair loss?!?!?!...
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
> : yet they are talking out
> : of both sides of their mouths...
>
> Better than watching jjayboyd suck with two cocks in his
> mouth, for that was hard gaggin' task for jjayboyd...
You also saw jjayboyd do that EweBoyD?, the last time
I seen jjayboyd do that, was about 2-years ago...
It took along time before Farmer John was able to get them
Roosters out'ta his throat...
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
> : Which way do you want it ladies and gents?
>
> If you going to suck my nuts again jjayboyd, do you think,
> this time, you can start with the left one first, thats the
> one, that I just farted on???...
EweBoyd?, the last time jjayboyd did a lady?, she had to use
her vibrator, just to get herself off, she said, "Just as he was
going to penetrate?, that mutha-fucka cumned all over my
sheets!!!..."
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
Sometime when jjayboyd does me?, I have to finish the job
against the barn door!!!...
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
> : Are you going to stick to your 'it was better
> : back then' argument...
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> Cock-Sucking-Days slowed down to only?,
> "3-a-day with estrogen!!!..."
You forgot one EweBoyd?,
its, "3-a-day with estrogen and anti-virus!!!..."
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
> : or are you now going to switch gears
> : and say that money is, of ALL things, a deciding factor on
> : what goes on in drum corps?
>
> What are you saying jjayboyd, because now gas prices have
> just gone up, the sucking of your lips have just gone down?!?!?!...
Look here brother?, dont you give me that cosmic debris!!!...
(Frank Zappa)(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
> : Cause if you do?
>
> Yes we do jjayboyd, we Cock, Shaft and Nut you, till we're chin
> deep!!!...
Is that all you got EweBoyd?, one time I seen jjayboyd do this
mandingo, " Prostate Deep, beyond the nut!!!..."
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
> : Stop your fuckin bullshit whining and bitching
> : about the electronics and Key changes of horns and all of it...
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> so I can get my electronic cam-corder and play my out'ta
> tune bugle at that f.cking bull, while'ya'doin'yer'tang!!!..
I wanna see!!!, we got'ta bull pen over here!!!...
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
> : Hipocrites to the last of you... your sancitmonious rants and
> : raves that I have read on here are truly shallow and
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> Tell us jjayboyd about your Aardvark experience in Seattle'
> Woodland Park Zoo?!?!?!...
I got'ta hear this one!!!, "What about the Aardvarks jjayboyd???,"
I thought you said that I'm the only 4-legger you'll ever give the
bone too!!!, you mean you got other bitches?!?!?!, oh that makes
me jealous!!!...
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
> : Yeah.. I am the nutty one..
>
> Dont put put yourself down jjayboyd, we've alway considered
> you to be the suckful one...
Lately tho?, he's really been sucking at his suck, "jjayboyd, you
really need to start plexin'dem throat muscles more, Ok???..."
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
> : Jason
>
> -- EweBoyD
You know EweBoyD?, we really shouldnt be teasing, the father
of my kids!!!...
(Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
--
JEweBoyd
Aren't my kids just little darlings (Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/3262127-md.jpg
And lets not forget their Daddy (Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
http://jjayboyd.comedyli.com/images/headshot-jjayboyd.jpg
Colonel Jake TM - 31 May 2006 12:37 GMT
: > Subject: Re: no upper deck at allentown
: > "jjayboyd" <JJAYBOYD@aol.com> wrote in message
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: And lets not forget their Daddy (Bah-ah-ah,...., Bah-ah-ah)
: http://jjayboyd.comedyli.com/images/headshot-jjayboyd.jpg
"How RAMD I Am!!!..."
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Double-A - 31 May 2006 13:23 GMT
> : > Subject: Re: no upper deck at allentown
> : > "jjayboyd" <JJAYBOYD@aol.com> wrote in message
> : > news:1148883383.299394.117020@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com
> : > :
> : > : funny how all the people that rant and rave about how great
> : > : things used to be 'back then'..
Back when the Colonel had "Ribs"?
Double-A