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Space Forum / Astronomy / April 2006Central Park Safe Again
Yes, Twittering, it's now once again safe to go jogging in Central Park. This morning they caught the lone coyote menacing there! Where I used to live, we had coyotes living around us all the time. At night they would sometimes awaken us with their mournful choruses of howls. They never bothered us at all. But this is New York City! They can't have anything really wild in their park, nothing really natural in their nature preserve. Only manicured poodles may walk those woodland paths. Double-A Double-A I think it would be best if Twitty did her Central Park jogging with a very large German shepard at her side.carry a pepper spray,and a shock gun. Best to keep in mind 5% of the 7 million people in NY are crazy,and some people go to NY just to kill(Brinkley) TerBert > Double-A I think it would be best if Twitty did her Central Park > jogging with a very large German shepard at her side.carry a pepper > spray,and a shock gun. Best to keep in mind 5% of the 7 million people > in NY are crazy,and some people go to NY just to kill(Brinkley) > TerBert Hadn't you heard? Former mayor Giuliani cleaned up all the crime in New York. A few innocent people were shot by the police in the process, but the end result was that things became pretty safe. Of course now they've had this horrible murder of the girl out bar hopping late at night. Police suspect the bar bouncer did it, but sometimes it's hard to prove, especially with all the slick lawyers around (OJ). Double-A "Central Park Safe Again ~ Yes, Twittering, It's now once again safe to go jogging In Central Park. This morning they caught the lone coyote Menacing there ~ ! Where I used to live, we had coyotes Living around us all the time. At night they would awaken us With their mournful Chorus of Howls. They never bothered us at all. But this is New York City! They can't have anything really wild In their park, nothing really natural in their nature preserve. Only manicured poodles May walk those woodland paths." ~ Double-A "Hal The Wily Coyote, A fan of Shakespeare's Globe. Hal The Wily Coyote Came to town, just 1 year old, He sang his canine song ~ Hal the suburban Wily Coyote Loped on down to New York City Trotting down from upstate Westchester. Hal The Wily Suburbanite Spent a few Manhattan nights Signed in [clandestinely] at The Plaza Hotel. Hal The Wily Intellectual Trotted on downtown To see 'Your In Town' Trotted over, just beyond The Great White Way, To catch a sight of Falstaff Barking at the light of the silver moon At The Belvedere Globe To see Oberon, too, Playing Shakespeare in Central Park ~ ! O but Hal, a wayward Westchester Coyote got caught ~ O Hal got caught by The Dog Catcher. Hal's going back to Westchester. O but now Hal's a wiser Intellectual, a coyote familiar With Shakespeare And The Silver Light of New York City. Silly Hal's coming back, too ~ !" ~ Merrylegs "O Hal got caught by The Dog Catcher. Hal got a shot of tranquilizer. Hal got run down by a Pack of Harriers, too. O but now Hal's a wiser canine traveller. Hal's going back to Westchester ~ But not without a glossy copy Of Conde Nasty's Canine Traveller." ~ Mer Loliel > "O Hal got caught by The Dog Catcher. > Hal got a shot of tranquilizer. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Of Conde Nasty's Canine Traveller." > ~ Mer Loliel What kind of wildlife fauna DO they allow in central park? Rabbits? Squirrels? Chipmunks? How about raccoons, opossums, and skunks? I know why they don't allow bears, though. Some of them might wander over to Wall Street and give everybody a headache! Double-A "What kind of wildlife fauna DO they allow in Central Park? Rabbits? Squirrels? Chipmunks? How about raccoons, opossums, and skunks? I know they don't allow bears, though." ~ Double-A "Dunno, perhaps The Central Park Conservatory Knows What fauna blow there ..." ~ Folly > "Central Park Safe Again ~ > [quoted text clipped - 58 lines] > Silly Hal's coming back, too ~ !" > ~ Merrylegs Nice poem. Double-A "Central Park Safe Again ~ Yes, Twittering, It's now once again safe to go jogging In Central Park. This morning they caught the lone coyote Menacing there ~ ! Where I used to live, we had coyotes Living around us all the time. At night they would awaken us With their mournful Chorus of Howls. They never bothered us at all. But this is New York City! They can't have anything really wild In their park, nothing really natural in their nature preserve. Only manicured poodles May walk those woodland paths." ~ Double-A "Hal The Wily Coyote, A fan of Shakespeare's Globe. Hal The Wily Coyote Came to town, just 1 year old, He sang his canine song ~ Hal the suburban Wily Coyote Loped on down to New York City Trotting down from upstate Westchester. Hal The Wily Suburbanite Spent a few Manhattan nights Signed in [clandestinely] at The Plaza Hotel. Hal The Wily Intellectual Trotted on downtown To see 'Your In Town' Trotted over, just beyond The Great White Way, To catch a sight of Falstaff Barking at the light of the silver moon At The Belvedere Globe To see Oberon, too, Playing Shakespeare in Central Park ~ ! O but Hal, a wayward Westchester Coyote got caught ~ O Hal got caught by The Dog Catcher. Hal's going back to Westchester. O but now Hal's a wiser Intellectual, a coyote familiar With Shakespeare And The Silver Light of New York City. Silly Hal's coming back, too ~ !" ~ Merrylegs >Yes, Twittering, it's now once again safe to go jogging in Central >Park. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >Double-A Did you catch sight of any beach balls?  SignatureOfficial Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Official Agent of Deception Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005 "Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum." -- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief "Did you catch sight of any beach balls ~ ?" ~ Art Deco "Le magasin de jouets." ~ Merrylegs "The Calder mobile was favorite." ~ Mum > "Did you catch sight of any beach balls ~ ?" > ~ Art Deco > > "Le magasin de jouets." > ~ Merrylegs Uhmm ... I *think* that Art means the following sort of beach ball [Sgt. Pinback aims a tranquilizer gun at the alien] Sgt. Pinback: Now it's time to go sleepy-bye you worthless piece of garbage. ----------------------- Sgt. Pinback: [Pinback is trying to lure the alien with a rubber toy mouse] Here, boy! Want your mouse? Nice mouse. Pretty toy. Want your mouse? Here, boy. [Thinks for a second, then loudly eats the mouse] Sgt. Pinback: Idiot! http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/moviesu/darkstar1.mpg ( 2.2Mb ) http://www.badmovies.org/movies/darkstar/darkstar4.jpg "Bouncing beach balls @ FAO Schwartz I spotted, Spinning by ..." ~ Twittering RL: The beach balls scenes in Darkstar: Hilariious! Saul Levy >> "Did you catch sight of any beach balls ~ ?" >> ~ Art Deco [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > >http://www.badmovies.org/movies/darkstar/darkstar4.jpg > "Le magasin de jouets." > ~ Merrylegs "Soldats De Jouet." ~ Fault Dis Knee Signatureah Front page of Orlando Sentinel. Shuttle Endeavor was launched after Air Force to safety officials gave it a "no go" for lift off. NASA chanced it anyway. Reason for this is the way the Mafia shuttle thinks. Life is cheap,but we need the bucks. This information was squelched(covered up) for over 5 years. Like all government agencies NASA past the buck. Hope this makes the news nationally. This is the main reason for having a new honest NASA A NASA where life is precious,and not Gold TreBert > Front page of Orlando Sentinel. Shuttle Endeavor was launched after Air > Force to safety officials gave it a "no go" for lift off. NASA chanced [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Hope this makes the news nationally. This is the main reason for having > a new honest NASA A NASA where life is precious,and not Gold The Pyramidal Military-Hierarchy Management Paradigm is a practical failure--if it weren't for the strength of the mortar binding their roots, these Structures would have been reduced to rubble long ago. Signatureah > > Front page of Orlando Sentinel. Shuttle Endeavor was launched after Air > > Force to safety officials gave it a "no go" for lift off. NASA chanced [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > -- > ah I'll bet you were there when the foundations were poured, weren't you, ah? Double-A >> > Front page of Orlando Sentinel. Shuttle Endeavor was launched after Air >> > Force to safety officials gave it a "no go" for lift off. NASA chanced [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > I'll bet you were there when the foundations were poured, weren't you, > ah? I was not present during the formation of the Pyramidal Military-Hierarchy Management Paradigm meme, no. Signatureah > >> > Front page of Orlando Sentinel. Shuttle Endeavor was launched after Air > >> > Force to safety officials gave it a "no go" for lift off. NASA chanced [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > I was not present during the formation of the Pyramidal Military-Hierarchy > Management Paradigm meme, no. B.S. the construction guys had to move you, about two dozen empty wine bottles, and a cardboard dwelling out of the was before they could start pouring the cement. >> >> > Front page of Orlando Sentinel. Shuttle Endeavor was launched after > Air [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > bottles, and a cardboard dwelling out of the was before they could start > pouring the cement. There was no wine!! Signatureah > >> >> > Front page of Orlando Sentinel. Shuttle Endeavor was launched after > > Air [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > There was no wine!! Booze bottles? >> >> >> > Front page of Orlando Sentinel. Shuttle Endeavor was launched > after [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > > Booze bottles? Shuttup. Signatureah > >> >> >> > Front page of Orlando Sentinel. Shuttle Endeavor was launched > > after [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > > Shuttup. Roach clips and hypos? Double-A "But this is New Amsterdam ~ ! They can't have anything really wild In their park ~ Nothing really natural in their nature preserve. Only manicured poodles May walk those woodland paths." ~ Double-A "We can take our clothes off, Post Haste ~ Skating on the frozen pool Doing figure 8's Down in cool places, LL Bean, very cool; Until dark or urge to tinkle. Red skates, unzipped, we leap out. A skater's key unlocks wrinkle Of thyme, turn unfolds, If blade we skate upon Letters recursively, etches words ~ Spins a story out, Spit and polish, shines, O my Gosh ~ ! Once Upon a Thyme ... See the Echoes hunt each other, Rung for one, trail's chimes, another; If circular a ricochet's Riddle, sieve purifies a way. Below ice, marginalia under Cover, a forest grows untold, Black as night, Just as if mother Had blown out the light ~ ! Patience children, just a minute ~ See the flipping page's spy Glass, if thumbed, The Stream Of Consciousness and all in it Will clear by-and-by." ~ Mum > "But this is New Amsterdam ~ ! > They can't have anything really wild [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > Will clear by-and-by." > ~ Mum Nonne de novo eboraco venis? Night, Twittering One. ... Raving. "Nonne de novo eboraco venis? Night, Twittering One. ..." ~ Raving. "Non. Flora." ~ Twittering "In aere aedificare ~ Build castles in the air." ~ St. Augustine > "In aere aedificare ~ > Build castles in the air." > ~ St. Augustine "Build not thy sand castles in the path of the new wave!' ~ Unknown Double-A |
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