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Double-A - 27 Jan 2006 18:59 GMT
Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
shopping while cross dressed!

He might have remained unnoticed wearing the traditional arab women's
black robe and veil at the Bahrain mall, except for one thing:  He
forgot to wear high heels!

http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story/0,4136,101116,00.html

http://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/news.php/Celebrity_Style/20060126michael-jackson

Last week he was kicked out of a women's restroom!

Double-A
Honest John - 27 Jan 2006 19:51 GMT
> Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
> shopping while cross dressed!
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story/0,4136,101116,00.html

http://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/news.php/Celebrity_Style/20060126michael-jackson

> Last week he was kicked out of a women's restroom!
>
> Double-A

This in just another indication that the end-times are near.

H.J.
Michael Baldwin Bruce - 28 Jan 2006 13:31 GMT
> Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
> shopping while cross dressed!
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Double-Anus

Why didn't you report this to the legions of Wacko Jacko fans, fake
Double-Anus?
Double-A - 28 Jan 2006 14:24 GMT
> > Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
> > shopping while cross dressed!
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> Why didn't you report this to the legions of Wacko Jacko fans,
> Double-A?

Finally you've come up with a good idea, Bruce.

Thanks for the crossposts.

Double-A
Quintal - 28 Jan 2006 21:58 GMT
>> > Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
>> > shopping while cross dressed!
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
>Double-A

Michael Jackson was seen wearing an abaya dress traditionally favored
by Muslim women.

i wonder how the muslims are standing this creep, and for how much
longer. He's basically everything islam hates.

wimp, depraved, unmanly, media-whore...
Honest John - 28 Jan 2006 22:27 GMT
> >> > Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
> >> > shopping while cross dressed!
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> >> >
> >> > http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story/0,4136,101116,00.html

http://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/news.php/Celebrity_Style/20060126michael-jackson

> >> > Last week he was kicked out of a women's restroom!
> >> >
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
> wimp, depraved, unmanly, media-whore...

Shhhh.. Osama's in love !!

H.J.
Michael Baldwin Bruce - 29 Jan 2006 03:21 GMT
> > >> > Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
> > >> > shopping while cross dressed!
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> > >> >
> http://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/news.php/Celebrity_Style/20060126michael-jackson

Notice his kid is wearing a rag on its head too?

> > >> > Last week he was kicked out of a women's restroom!
> > >> >
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>
> Shhhh.. Osama's in love !!

"I've had a hard-on for this bitch for some time!" - from a John Waters
movie (can't recall if it was Pink Flamingos or not now).
Honest John - 29 Jan 2006 03:27 GMT
> > > >> > Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
> > > >> > shopping while cross dressed!
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> > > >> >
> > > >> > http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story/0,4136,101116,00.html

http://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/news.php/Celebrity_Style/20060126michael-jackson

> Notice his kid is wearing a rag on its head too?
>
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
> "I've had a hard-on for this bitch for some time!" - from a John Waters
> movie (can't recall if it was Pink Flamingos or not now).

Realllly ?

H.J.
Michael Baldwin Bruce - 30 Jan 2006 08:09 GMT
> > > > >> > Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking
> kids
[quoted text clipped - 39 lines]
> >
> Realllly ?

Yep. It was in Desperate Living.

http://www.dreamlandnews.com/films/desperate_living.shtml

One of Queen Carlotta's guards says it about her while clutching his
crotch.
Honest John - 30 Jan 2006 15:09 GMT
> > > > > >> > Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking
> > kids
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> > > > > >> >
> > > > > >> > http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story/0,4136,101116,00.html

http://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/news.php/Celebrity_Style/20060126michael-jackson

> > > Notice his kid is wearing a rag on its head too?
> > >
[quoted text clipped - 32 lines]
> One of Queen Carlotta's guards says it about her while clutching his
> crotch.

Damn !

H.J.
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies - 28 Jan 2006 23:56 GMT
>>> > Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
>>> > shopping while cross dressed!
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
>
> wimp, depraved, unmanly, media-whore...

Yeah, but they're a little slack on boy-boffing.  Maybe they just figure
he's one of the guy^H^H^girl^H^H^gu^H^H^oh, who the f.ck knows?  Maybe they
figure they'll get to swap kiddies with him.
Michael Baldwin Bruce - 29 Jan 2006 03:22 GMT
> >>> > Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
> >>> > shopping while cross dressed!
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
> he's one of the guy^H^H^girl^H^H^gu^H^H^oh, who the f.ck knows?  Maybe they
> figure they'll get to swap kiddies with him.

I think its the koran that says its OK to bugger little boys.

Wacko Jacko - the other white meat!
Quintal - 29 Jan 2006 20:23 GMT
>> >>> > Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
>> >>> > shopping while cross dressed!
[quoted text clipped - 35 lines]
>
>Wacko Jacko - the other white meat!

yeah i can see why jacko is emigrating to there.
obviously, celebrities and powerful people there are immune from the
populace. They can rape whoever they want. It's kind of a monarchic
system. The USA is also one, but only for WASP. MJ complained about it
too, claiming he's into troubles because he's black. Now in Bahrain he
may hope he'll feel more protected by the powers that are there.
But I wonder if he will.
Peter pan's magic country? It's Bahrain finally. The magic land where
you can f.ck over anyone you want without being bothered by lower
folks.
Honest John - 30 Jan 2006 01:13 GMT
"Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message

> claiming he's into troubles because he's black.

Then M.J. is the only person in the world that thinks he's black.  He's as
white as Paris Hilton and is just as feminine.

H.J.
Michael Baldwin Bruce - 30 Jan 2006 02:26 GMT
> "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> > claiming he's into troubles because he's black.
>
> Then M.J. is the only person in the world that thinks he's black.  He's as
> white as Paris Hilton and is just as feminine.

He thinks he's black on the inside. So does Paris.
Honest John - 30 Jan 2006 02:41 GMT
> > "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
> >
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> He thinks he's black on the inside. So does Paris.

ewwwww !  Just the thought of it gives me the "Willies"

H.J.  ( hiding under the computer desk )
Michael Baldwin Bruce - 30 Jan 2006 08:11 GMT
> > > "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
> > >
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>
> H.J.  ( hiding under the computer desk )

His willie is the only think that's reportedly white (according to
Lisa-Marie anyway).
Honest John - 30 Jan 2006 15:11 GMT
> > > > "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
> > > >
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> His willie is the only think that's reportedly white (according to
> Lisa-Marie anyway).

It's really that small ?

H.J.
Michael Baldwin Bruce - 31 Jan 2006 01:50 GMT
> > > > > "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
> > > > >
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> It's really that small ?

The only one small is Fr0Otbat's.
Smelly Sock - 30 Jan 2006 09:09 GMT
> "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
>
>> claiming he's into troubles because he's black.
>
> Then M.J. is the only person in the world that thinks he's black.
> He's as white as Paris Hilton and is just as feminine.

Paris Hilton looks like a real woman, not a skeletor wannabe in a burka.  
God forbid we should EVER see wacko wearing the same duds as Paris.
Pam totally OWNS a broken down Rolls - 30 Jan 2006 12:28 GMT
>> "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>Paris Hilton looks like a real woman, not a skeletor wannabe in a burka.  
>God forbid we should EVER see wacko wearing the same duds as Paris.

Not to mention that Paris Hilton makes sure that  her objects of
affection and sexual conquests are of legal age.
Michael Baldwin Bruce - 30 Jan 2006 12:46 GMT
> >> "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Not to mention that Paris Hilton makes sure that  her objects of
> affection and sexual conquests are of legal age.

Do we know that for a fact?
Holy Mutha Pambo Russell - K00k Of The Year - 30 Jan 2006 13:07 GMT
> > >> "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
> > >>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Do we know that for a fact?

http://tinyurl.com/bsw3h
Pastor Pants - 31 Jan 2006 04:15 GMT
>> >> "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Do we know that for a fact?

I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt if she gets on her knees
and begs...
Michael Baldwin Bruce - 31 Jan 2006 06:12 GMT
> >> >> "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >>
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt if she gets on her knees
> and begs...

Or sucks?
Honest John - 30 Jan 2006 15:14 GMT
> > "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
> >
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Paris Hilton looks like a real woman, not a skeletor wannabe in a burka.
> God forbid we should EVER see wacko wearing the same duds as Paris.

He could with a boob job.  A little plastic surgery is not unknown to him.

H.J.  ( finding a date with a real man may be difficult for M.J. )
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies - 30 Jan 2006 15:42 GMT
>> > "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> H.J.  ( finding a date with a real man may be difficult for M.J. )

Wacko has no interest in a man, real or otherwise.
Honest John - 30 Jan 2006 16:05 GMT
> >> > "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Wacko has no interest in a man, real or otherwise.

Reallly !

H.J.
Pastor Pants - 31 Jan 2006 04:43 GMT
>> > "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> H.J.  ( finding a date with a real man may be difficult for M.J. )

Perhaps a sheep substitute?
Honest John - 31 Jan 2006 04:37 GMT
> >> > "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> Perhaps a sheep substitute?

Could be, Padre.

H.J.
Michael Baldwin Bruce - 31 Jan 2006 06:13 GMT
> > >> > "Quintal" <quintal@ZEJOGOZJEhotmail.com> wrote in message
> > >> >
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> Could be, Padre.

No, that's more Double-Anus's style.
Michael Baldwin Bruce - 29 Jan 2006 03:23 GMT
> > > Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
> > > shopping while cross dressed!
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> Finally you've come up with a good idea, Bruce.

I always come up with good ideas, prosthetic Double-Anus.

> Thanks for the crossposts.
>
> Double-Anus

You're welcome, prosthetic Double-Anus.
Art Deco - 29 Jan 2006 05:13 GMT
>Michael Jackson has added a new twist to his pervy act:  Taking kids
>shopping while cross dressed!
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
>Double-A

Another fine astronomical thread started by A-A the Hypocrite.

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