Space Forum / Astronomy / October 2005

A prominent Oregon business woman and restaurant owner has been
deported back to her native Canada because it was discovered that she
hadn't been married long enough to her husband, who died back in 1991,
to give her the status to allow her to stay.

I didn't realize we had such a strict policy on the immigration of
Canadians!

Meanwhile, Oregon has been overrun with Mexicans.

"Greencards?  We don't need no stinkin' greecards!"

Double-A