We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will be
sent to shoot, bomb and grenade all new hurricanes into submission, it's our
only hope!
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DW
I am a Sock Puppet - 31 Aug 2005 00:22 GMT
> We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will be
> sent to shoot, bomb and grenade all new hurricanes into submission, it's our
> only hope!
>
> -------------------------------------------------
> DW
why are you stalking and making threats of bodily harm aginst hurricanes?
<post forwarded to the appropriate authorities at the HDL>
Double-A - 31 Aug 2005 00:24 GMT
> We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will be
> sent to shoot, bomb and grenade all new hurricanes into submission, it's our
> only hope!
>
> -------------------------------------------------
> DW
It seems that the increased number of hurricanes is related to the
warming of the Atlantic. Perhaps dumping shiploads of ice cubes into
it would help!
Double-A
Aperio Acerbus - 31 Aug 2005 00:30 GMT
> > We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will be
> > sent to shoot, bomb and grenade all new hurricanes into submission, it's our
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Double-A
Maybe it's a bizarre coincidence, but when "W's" poll ratings drop, we get a
super weather related event. hmmmmmmmmmm
VO - 31 Aug 2005 02:25 GMT
>>We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will be
>>sent to shoot, bomb and grenade all new hurricanes into submission, it's our
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Double-A
Good idea. Add a little bourbon and no will care.
BTW The Atlantic isn't warming. The only thing special about Katrina is
that it hit the coast at right angles.
Aperio Acerbus - 31 Aug 2005 03:01 GMT
> >>We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will be
> >>sent to shoot, bomb and grenade all new hurricanes into submission, it's our
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> BTW The Atlantic isn't warming. The only thing special about Katrina is
> that it hit the coast at right angles.
The water temperature in the Gulf was 95 degrees fahrenheit. Id say thats
up quite a bit from the normal mid 80's it normally is. But then again, the
Earth's Geomagnetic Field is fading, letting in more harmful rays, making
the atmosphere "Boil." Of course you'll have CAT 5 and strong CAT 4 storms.
I say one day, we'll have CAT 6 and CAT 7 storms. Hope you got your 6
trillion sunblock ready...
Aperio Acerbus
VO - 31 Aug 2005 21:46 GMT
>>>>We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will
>
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>
> Aperio Acerbus
The same temps were there between 1920 and 1960.
There have been a couple dozen cat 5 storms in the central / west
Atlantic over the years. This one was cat 5 for an hour or two.
The difference here is WHERE it hit.
95 is not normal but also not exceptional every couple years.
DUHHHHHH
Double-A - 31 Aug 2005 03:03 GMT
> >>We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will be
> >>sent to shoot, bomb and grenade all new hurricanes into submission, it's our
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Good idea. Add a little bourbon and no will care.
Or maybe some VO, VO.
Double-A
VO - 31 Aug 2005 21:48 GMT
>>>>We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will be
>>>>sent to shoot, bomb and grenade all new hurricanes into submission, it's our
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> Double-A
Guess why I use the sig VO other than it is part of my name.
Rising Loonie - 31 Aug 2005 03:09 GMT
> > We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will be
> > sent to shoot, bomb and grenade all new hurricanes into submission, it's our
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Double-A
shiploads of ice cubes ?
Hank Sniadoch - 31 Aug 2005 00:36 GMT
Why don't you go pray to God and leave us alone ... we will pray for you
.... a.shole.
> We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will be
> sent to shoot, bomb and grenade all new hurricanes into submission, it's
> our only hope!
>
> -------------------------------------------------
> DW
Aperio Acerbus - 31 Aug 2005 01:19 GMT
> > We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will be
> > sent to shoot, bomb and grenade all new hurricanes into submission, it's
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Why don't you go pray to God and leave us alone ... we will pray for you
> .... a.shole.
God won't hear an unconverted man
Douglas Berry - 31 Aug 2005 02:15 GMT
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 17:53:40 -0500, "Darkwing \(Double Secret
Disinformation Agent\)" <theducksmail"AT"yahoo.com> drained his beer,
leaned back in the alt.conspiracy beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the
following
>We must concert all our efforts on the War on Hurricanes! Marines will be
>sent to shoot, bomb and grenade all new hurricanes into submission, it's our
>only hope!
You know there was once a serious proposal to disrupt the formation of
hurricanes by dropping nukes in the eyes.
Seriously.

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"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
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Pope Frogbutt I - 31 Aug 2005 02:45 GMT
"Darkwing \(Double Secret Disinformation Agent\)"
<theducksmail"AT"yahoo.com> wrote in
news:LbmdnWKrYIiYfoneRVn-tw@giganews.com:
They don't want your little cock in them.