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Space Forum / Astronomy / July 2005nightbat to DT where are you?
nightbat wrote DT (Deep Thought) where are you, don't tell me they have blown your secret cover, come it please, over. What's your 20 or status, over? Have the grey aliens, men in black, Andromedians, military, taken you prisoner, what's going on, over? If you can receive this message, duty answer me, priority one transmission, over and out. End of transmission priority one From Indy Base One Captain nightbat out carry on, the nightbat > nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > carry on, > the nightbat 51259 calling nightbat o greys posing as earthians in arizona region o dt on locate and terminate duty o dt well out of exposure danger at this time o r black sburbns/white 'service' vans still in ur vicinity? o if not then u r no longer in abduction danger(i hope) o keep sharp eye around Indy Base One o be aware of strange acting 'visitors' to base. o signs- ~waxy looking skin; deer in headlights look o if spotted, contact NSA, who contacts us l&t'ers o gov knows nothing n regards to darlaco o certain data suggests darlaco planning landing o but this race of greys great enemy of darla race o must go- must b prudent; will re-contact n.b. o until further comm...over and out§ 51260a nightbat wrote > > nightbat wrote > > [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > o until further comm...over and out§ > 51260a nightbat Incoming priority one message duly received.over Glad to hear you are all right dt and that they haven't found you out.over No visible dark suburbs, suv's, hummer's, or white vans spotted.over Continuing watchful eye for same.over Greys undercover in Arizona got it.over Terminating your duty there, got it.over You are now in safe operating position, got it.over Abduction nightbat danger reduced, got it.over Advised security has been upgraded to yellow alert, got it.over Keep all visitors under surveillance, got it.over Keep mother-in-law looking subjects under arms distance,got it.over Contact NSA when strange beings spotted, got it.over Can NSA be trusted? over Planetary Gov. agents know nothing about code name Darla, got it.over Darla planning Earth landing as planned, got it.over Race of Greys are great enemy of code name Darla, got it.over You must continue guarded undercover duty, got it.over You will recontact the nb, got it.over priority message received, set and logged. End of priority message one confirmed At Indy Base One Captain nightbat out. carry on, the nightbat >End of priority message one confirmed >At Indy Base One >Captain nightbat out. Still no news from Darla and the Seans? C. nightbat wrote > >End of priority message one confirmed > >At Indy Base One > >Captain nightbat out. > > Still no news from Darla and the Seans? > C. nightbat No, none Officer Bohne and this has me concerned. Something big must be going on out there. Maybe the comet shot, Andromedians, Greys who knows? I have been trying to hail Darla on emergency net channels but nothing. carry on, the nightbat >> Still no news from Darla and the Seans? >> C. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > carry on, > the nightbat Seems this ain't my day ... Hope life brings better news tomorrow ... Today I am very sad. For the first time in more than 5 years everything looks dark... C. From Nightbat: >I have been trying to hail Darla on >emergency net channels but nothing. Night, i believe Darla is on medical leave. Rumor has it that her cetacean-derived species is prone to a genetic condition that requires periodic medical intervention: recalcitrant fungal infestation of the blowhole. oc nightbat wrote > From Nightbat: > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > periodic medical intervention: recalcitrant fungal infestation of the > blowhole. oc nightbat Or those Andromedians really did hurt her and she's too proud to admit it. Any case, she last reported to us she is all right and it was just a trick to throw them off to make known their existence. As for infections of the unmentionable body cavities the Star Race I'm sure are well advanced in their knowledge of treating such so not to worry. Are you ready for the comet shot Officer oc, I sure am? Should prove to be most exciting for all of us. And your Earth Science Team T-shirt is ready to be sent out to you just waiting for your permanent address to be forwarded to me via private E-mail. nightbat@home.ffni.com as always respectfully, the nightbat > nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > as always respectfully, > the nightbat I still say she has likely gone to Roswell for some fun and relaxation, I mean it's about the only only place on Earth at this time of year no one would take the blind bit of notice of a dolphin like creature sitting at the bar. > From Nightbat: > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > periodic medical intervention: recalcitrant fungal infestation of the > blowhole. oc Don't keep mentioning "blowhole" or you'll send Bert off on another tangent! Double-A > > From Nightbat: > > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Double-A <G> You two! Even Pere cracked a little smile, although I think I was the only one to catch it. Mr. Sheppard, that "recalcitrant fungal infestation of the blowhole" you mentioned, does your species get this doubly bad? Seeing that you have TWO blowholes, after all? Or is it THREE? Or FOUR blowholes? <SIGH> It's just SO nice to have only one! <G> Please forgive our seeming lack of attention these days. We are having some interesting problems with the Andromedans. They are not as advanced as we had thought, just seemed to be because of their misty, musky appearance. We are holding to a high security level until we can "get their number". I see your astronomy group has drawn the attention of the "best of the kooks"? Enjoy them while you have them, truly do. Their attention spans are decidedly short, too short, because they can be loads of laughs! The Nightbat--Sil sends her undying love and admiration. She's still out there, but her mission has been altered. You can probably guess what it is by now. All of you take extreme care of yourselves and continue to love your planet. Hopefully this love will spread, and Earth's paradisial nature will again grow. And keep exploring! Never stop your inquiries, hunting for answers, finding facts, piecing the puzzles together. Your galaxy awaits you; your universe bides no time. Darla > > > From Nightbat: > > > [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > It's just SO nice to have only one! <G> Hail mighty Darla! Officer Double-A on watch here. Forgive us for our foolish speculations. But if Pere could crack a smile, perhaps we'll be forgiven. > Please forgive our seeming lack of attention these days. > We are having some interesting problems with the Andromedans. > They are not as advanced as we had thought, just seemed to be because of > their misty, musky appearance. > We are holding to a high security level until we can "get their number". Have you canvassed the who galaxy already? Andromeda is bigger than the Milky Way Galaxy, and we Earthlings still can't figure out who is on the next star system over from us! > I see your astronomy group has drawn the attention of the "best of the > kooks"? > Enjoy them while you have them, truly do. > Their attention spans are decidedly short, too short, because they can be > loads of laughs! The coffee boys? We only tolerate them here because it is your pleasure, Darla. > The Nightbat--Sil sends her undying love and admiration. > She's still out there, but her mission has been altered. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Hopefully this love will spread, and Earth's paradisial nature will again > grow. Yes, but evil is growing here too, and without a little nudge from you in the right direction, Earth may go down the wrong road very soon. > And keep exploring! > Never stop your inquiries, hunting for answers, finding facts, piecing the > puzzles together. > Your galaxy awaits you; your universe bides no time. > > Darla But we need wisdom to handle the knowledge we discover, and to keep our scientists from stumbling into the creation of an Earth destroying strangelet! With all the earthquakes and volcanic eruptions and such that we've been having, it might already be too late! Double-A > > > > From Nightbat: > > > > [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > Forgive us for our foolish speculations. But if Pere could crack a > smile, perhaps we'll be forgiven. Nothing to forgive, Double-A! Speculations, however seemingly foolish, can lead to facts. And facts lead to--well, you get the picture. > > Please forgive our seeming lack of attention these days. > > We are having some interesting problems with the Andromedans. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > the Milky Way Galaxy, and we Earthlings still can't figure out who is > on the next star system over from us! Yes, well, for the living anyway. There is still much to be done even in our own galaxy. As to the next star system over from you? That's easy. <G> No life. > > I see your astronomy group has drawn the attention of the "best of the > > kooks"? [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > The coffee boys? We only tolerate them here because it is your > pleasure, Darla. The longer they stay, the more hoots. You'll see. > > The Nightbat--Sil sends her undying love and admiration. > > She's still out there, but her mission has been altered. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Yes, but evil is growing here too, and without a little nudge from you > in the right direction, Earth may go down the wrong road very soon. Earth is on many roads, Double-A. Some are wrong. One of the best human attributes is your ability to learn from your mistakes. You learn and apply knowledge best from the things you do wrong! So care not for evil, for it has its place. Just keep doing good as well as you can. The alternative is unconscionable. > > And keep exploring! > > Never stop your inquiries, hunting for answers, finding facts, piecing the [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Double-A Lack of wisdom is not a human problem, Double-A. In fact in some respects, one might say humans are often "too" wise. What your species really wants is the Effective Application of your wisdom. People know what to do and they know how to do it. And yet they often refuse to. Why is that, we wonder? Could it be that people ENJOY folly a little too much? Enjoy being depressed? Enjoy pain? Speculating on whether or not it is too late to do anything can easily lead to not doing anything at all. Perhaps better to just do something and hope for the best? Crystal is always at a premium. Inside yourself is the universe's most powerful dynamo. Your main thrust must be to keep it turned on. Scientists and their strange lets. We shall keep abreast. Reminds me of the time Nish nearly blew us all up with her very first "contraption". Was a good thing Silouen kept near her. Saved us all that day. If you were wondering why we are all so tolerant of Sil's idiosyncs, now you know. Yours in the safe keeping, Darla Hey Darr-la, As credentials of your extraterrestrial alien-hood, give us something more substantive than the oft-repeated pop psychology and warm fuzzies. For starters, tell us about the nature of space and the cause of gravity, which would be prerequisite knowledge for any spacefaring race. And for Pete's sake, drop the malarky about hitching rides on intergalactic 'gas streams'. And while you're at it, tell us what to do about the escalating raghead problem besetting our planet. And don't tell us to overwhelm them with warm fuzzies. oc > Hey Darr-la, > As credentials of your extraterrestrial alien-hood, give > us something more substantive than the oft-repeated pop psychology and > warm fuzzies. Bill, you know that their sharing of technology with lower species is forbidden! > For starters, tell us about the nature of space and the > cause of gravity, which would be prerequisite knowledge for any > spacefaring race. And for Pete's sake, drop the malarky about hitching > rides on intergalactic 'gas streams'. But don't you see Bill, it all fits! They are "really" hitching rides on streams of "flowing space". They are merely "talking down" to us when calling it "gas". > And while you're at it, tell us > what to do about the escalating raghead problem besetting our planet. > And don't tell us to overwhelm them with warm fuzzies. oc I have tried many times to get Darla & Crew to intervene in our Earthly problems, but there's that damn "Prime Directive", you know! Double-A Yeah, Double-A. As mentioned a couple of times previously, wouldn't it be a hoot if she really *was* an alien masquerading as an airhead earthling bimbo pretending to be an alien. oc Hi Darla! [snip] > > Have you canvassed the who galaxy already? Andromeda is bigger than > > the Milky Way Galaxy, and we Earthlings still can't figure out who is [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > That's easy. <G> > No life. I'm crushed! First the failure to find life on Mars, and now this! But then, I guess we have you, don't we? > > > I see your astronomy group has drawn the attention of the "best of the > > > kooks"? [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > The longer they stay, the more hoots. > You'll see. I don't know about that. Their goal is to give us all kook awards! > > > The Nightbat--Sil sends her undying love and admiration. > > > She's still out there, but her mission has been altered. [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] > Enjoy being depressed? > Enjoy pain? Human psychology is such a mystery, isn't it? Even for us! > Speculating on whether or not it is too late to do anything can easily lead > to not doing anything at all. [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > Yours in the safe keeping, > Darla Well, keeping anyway. With the universe having so many ways to kill us, it's hard to be safe! Double-A If you [tiny] have just tuned in, this Darla person is object of the alt.astronomy saucerheads worship: >> > > > From Nightbat: >> > > > [quoted text clipped - 136 lines] >Yours in the safe keeping, > Darla  SignatureOfficial Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "It's less a process of "convertion" it's about the reality of matter and energy (all 8 [!] kinds of matter) ... and yes, that's how "they do it". We {aliens} call it phase-tuning or simply phase-ing. And no, you will have to find it out all by yourself. And yes, we {aliens} will make sure your technical advancement will no longer be faster than your spiritual one ... we'd rather let you perish on this planet. That's a promise, you monkey-fu*kers. HTH. C." -- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne's award-winning alien technology "That's what you expect from people who think that the cyberworld isn't "RL"." -- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer > If you [tiny] have just tuned in, this Darla person is object of the > alt.astronomy saucerheads worship: Mr. Deco, I know you mean well. But to clarify, these people you call "saucerheads" do not worship us. They worship knowledge--we can't give them much. Also they worship facts--yet they have no way of knowing for certain that we are who we are. So you see? We are merely and mostly objects of humor for these good people. You are guaranteed that not one of them will truly believe us until the day of official first contact. We are using this form of communication, an UNofficial contact, in order to lessen the shock many people will feel when there is no more room for doubt that life from other planets exists. You would be surprised what a difference it can make! In the long past, we have frequently passed on bits and facts here and there to humans. Your species has reached a point where you must discover new facts on your own. Your own experience with nuclear power has taught you this. Nuclear power is a finger-snap compared with what's in store when you put the puzzle together. And along with this increased power and energy must come a feeling of responsibility. Would you feel responsible if someone handed all that power to you on a silver platter? To Bill Sheppard--you continue to be amused at yourself when you judge us using Earthian standards. One day soon you may be more amused when we raise the bar. We have already discussed with you the things you mentioned. But you are too religiously tied to your version of the truth. Given time, you will come to see the holes in Mr. Wolter's hypotheses. And the many strengths will be clarified also, just as the SCO recently came home to you. The Nightbat--Ollie, one of our rescued pilots, sends greetings and thanks you for remembering him. Ollie would tell you himself, but he's on a mission to Arcturus. Double-A--You have always had us, you just didn't know it. And you will continue to have us always. Our universe, as violent and turbulent as it can be, can often provide stable, nurturing environments. Is Earth not an article of proof? We must once again be silent for security reasons. The Andromedans are a curious bunch! And until we get a handle on them we must practice care when transmitting. Remember now-- You are not alone! < G > Darla nightbat wrote > > If you [tiny] have just tuned in, this Darla person is object of the > > alt.astronomy saucerheads worship: [quoted text clipped - 55 lines] > > Darla nightbat Thank you for your support, thank you very much. Reported Comm. silence running mode understood. nightbat out carry on, the nightbat >> > If you [tiny] have just tuned in, this Darla person is object of the >> > alt.astronomy saucerheads worship: [quoted text clipped - 58 lines] > Thank you for your support, thank you very much. Reported Comm. >silence running mode understood. Never mind. But could you leave that Pleiadian fuckhead out of our future missions? Charles D. Bohne seems to have attracted a lot of negative attention lately, his agenda seems to include more of a narcisstic motive than can be expected from a devoted Earth Science (hmm) Officer. And, what's more, that retarded Double-A officer doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb in the socket, and I would like him to be given less responsible tasks, like cleaning the toilets and mopping the conference room. The Starship will first visit planet X, where we will replenish our tachyon reserve in order to be able to make our way back to our home planet. Then we will recuperate our old vehicle at Groom Lake (can you please contact Alexa Cameron, she seems to know a lot about it). BTW: the so-called "coffee boys" were hired by me because in fact they are some super intelligent humans being capable of procuring some safety to my person concerning internal affairs, so be pleased not to contradict them and to follow up each and every one of their demands. The secret word of the week is : M3ow! >nightbat out > > carry on, > the nightbat nightbat wrote > >> > If you [tiny] have just tuned in, this Darla person is object of the > >> > alt.astronomy saucerheads worship: [quoted text clipped - 61 lines] > > carry on, > > the nightbat > Clueless Coffee boy impersonating Darla > Never mind. But could you leave that Pleiadian fuckhead out of our future > missions? > Charles D. Bohne seems to have attracted a lot of negative attention lately, > his agenda seems to include more of a narcisstic motive than can be expected > from a devoted Earth Science (hmm) Officer. nightbat Attention Officer Bohne, coffee boy getting so desperate now pretending to be Darla therefore disregard lame fake data because it does not authorize compute. Thank you Officer Greysky for those high security FTL transmission buffers you placed in service. > coffee boy > And, what's more, that retarded Double-A officer doesn't seem to be > the brightest bulb in the socket, and I would like him to be given less > responsible tasks, like cleaning the toilets and mopping the conference > room. nightbat Officer Double-A also disregard fake darla coffee boy data, continue asking them to make you your coffee. > coffee boy > The Starship will first visit planet X, where we will replenish our [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > The secret word of the week is : M3ow! nightbat Attention all Earth Science Class Officers pussy M3ow coffee boys cross posting alt.usenet.kooks are so pathetic they are now resorting to falsely spam pretending to be Cosmic Darla and sending fake transmission post data in violation of Federal anti spam net regulations. Security alert, coffee boy drone kooks feel so threatened by possible approaching 1st Official Contact Day they are sh.tting bricks. Laugh it off for they can't hold a candle to your collective brilliant science selves. Net comm. alert, Art Devo coffee boys are at it again, trying to sabotage alien 1st official contact, they can't coffee boy handle the truth. In the future please drop their alt.usenet.kooks group heading to prevent pathetic further invasion to our science news groups. Report any further abuse to net abuse.com, secret net police, or to Officer Bohne net abuse protocol handling specialist End of high security transmission alert carry on, the nightbat >nightbat wrote Why are you unable to form attributions correctly? >> >> > If you [tiny] have just tuned in, this Darla person is object of the >> >> > alt.astronomy saucerheads worship: [quoted text clipped - 76 lines] >does not authorize compute. Thank you Officer Greysky for those high >security FTL transmission buffers you placed in service. Impressive. >> coffee boy >> And, what's more, that retarded Double-A officer doesn't seem to be [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Officer Double-A also disregard fake darla coffee boy data, >continue asking them to make you your coffee. coffee boy lame noted, coffee boy lamer. >> coffee boy >> The Starship will first visit planet X, where we will replenish our [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] >alt.usenet.kooks group heading to prevent pathetic further invasion to >our science news groups. Your obsession with me is noted, saucerhead. >Report any further abuse to net abuse.com, secret net police, or to >Officer Bohne net abuse protocol handling specialist Yes, please complain to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet, that should solve all your problems. And be sure to post a list of all those you have complained about. >End of high security transmission alert Yes, I can see this is quite serious. > carry on, > the nightbat SignatureOfficial Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "It's less a process of "convertion" it's about the reality of matter and energy (all 8 [!] kinds of matter) ... and yes, that's how "they do it". We {aliens} call it phase-tuning or simply phase-ing. And no, you will have to find it out all by yourself. And yes, we {aliens} will make sure your technical advancement will no longer be faster than your spiritual one ... we'd rather let you perish on this planet. That's a promise, you monkey-fu*kers. HTH. C." -- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne's award-winning alien technology "That's what you expect from people who think that the cyberworld isn't "RL"." -- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer >Yes, I can see this is quite serious. Given you're the King Kook of alt.usenet.kooks, is there any reason in particular that anyone should take you seriously, kook koffee boi? Alexa Cameron, currently projecting as "Oopsie Doodle <xxx@xxx.xxx>", wrote: >>Yes, I can see this is quite serious. > >Given you're the King Kook of alt.usenet.kooks, is there any reason in >particular that anyone should take you seriously, kook koffee boi? *ding* SignatureOfficial Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "Don't be too envious. Yes, I have got it all. I am rich, I have a good education, and I am rather good looking .. so where does that leave you? C." -- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne polishes his ego a bit "That's what you expect from people who think that the cyberworld isn't "RL"." -- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer > nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 123 lines] > carry on, > the nightbat Isn't this F-F-Fun? You'll note, The Nightbat, that Mr. Deco is not being malicious. Only humourous. All of you will also duly note that Silver Dollars, Platinum Blonds and Golden Rules are in full effect. Ask not what Art Deco can do for you--ask what YOU can do for Art Deco. Yours in respectful & ensuing silence, Darla >Ask not what Art Deco can do for you--ask what YOU can do for Art Deco. That cinches it. Never EVER take a clown seriously. >Yours in respectful & ensuing silence, Love and kisses, Jim Glass >Isn't this F-F-Fun? No, this is not fff-fun. Even if sometimes it might sound funny. >You'll note, The Nightbat, that Mr. Deco is not being malicious. Of course he is. Look at his records. >Only humourous. NONSENSE! >All of you will also duly note that Silver Dollars, Platinum Blonds and >Golden Rules are in full effect. KOOKER obey no rules - not even their own. >Ask not what Art Deco can do for you--ask what YOU can do for Art Deco. Hand him over to me - and we will see. >Yours in respectful & ensuing silence, > Darla Start to learn some human "pyschology", Girl! C. On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 09:18:11 +0200, Charles D. Bohne <me@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote: >>Isn't this F-F-Fun? > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] >Start to learn some human "pyschology", Girl! >C. Now you sound like.... HVAC .... or .... umm ..... everyone here. (according to recent international intelligence reports) >Now you sound like.... HVAC >.... or .... umm ..... everyone here. > >(according to recent international intelligence reports) Right, - took me 13 years to adapt. C. On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 14:51:32 +0200, Charles D. Bohne <me@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote: >>Now you sound like.... HVAC >>.... or .... umm ..... everyone here. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >Right, - took me 13 years to adapt. >C. Love. >Love. Tell me you love cockroaches? Sorry Pal, ... I found me some better objects to love. C. Charles D. BohneT has offered into testimony rolmd19cahi9sm57fqsrfsdktkm364gdp3@4ax.com >> Isn't this F-F-Fun? > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Of course he is. Look at his records. Art is trying to *help* you, Chuckweasel >> Only humourous. > > NONSENSE! Speaks the resident expert on the subject. >> All of you will also duly note that Silver Dollars, >> Platinum Blonds and Golden Rules are in full effect. >> > KOOKER obey no rules - not even their own. It isn't your place to question your social and intellectual superiors, Chuckweasel. >> Ask not what Art Deco can do for you--ask what YOU can >> do for Art Deco. > > Hand him over to me - and we will see. And what, pray tell, is it that you think you could do to Mr. Deco? >> Yours in respectful & ensuing silence, >> >> Darla > > Start to learn some human "pyschology", Girl! Educate yourself before dispensing advice, boy! SignatureChadwick Stone© Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet© March 2005, Hammer of Thor recipient No longer anonymous but still immune Usenet's most helpful netizen SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208 A mean and nasty bastard I am the New World Order On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 09:18:11 +0200, Charles D. Bohne wrote: >>Isn't this F-F-Fun? > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Start to learn some human "pyschology", Girl! C. Achtung! Chuckveasel kookout! Signaturemhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8.C83FBF5A@enter.net> CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc. The Way of the Kook: http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm in Message-ID: <lhic01pc5svudk22n6rpcvovskdmpi3ir8@4ax.com> Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions: "The jews roots are islamic." in Message-ID: <j1b5c1l2629tc6afu575d5puclm321knok@4ax.com> Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history: "WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written." in Message-ID: <5g89d15kbjd3cd7i6fn9c3ke93n12dm406@4ax.com> Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science: "Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle." >On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 09:18:11 +0200, Charles D. Bohne wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > >Achtung! Chuckveasel kookout! Achtung! Powerless Chuckveasel on the loose! SignatureOfficial Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "Don't be too envious. Yes, I have got it all. I am rich, I have a good education, and I am rather good looking .. so where does that leave you? C." -- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne polishes his ego a bit "That's what you expect from people who think that the cyberworld isn't "RL"." -- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer Charles D. Bohne <me@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote: >>Isn't this F-F-Fun? > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >Of course he is. Look at his records. How about your "records": <http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/search.php?query=bohne> >>Only humourous. > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >> >Hand him over to me - and we will see. "I'm Scared!" -- Bunn E. Rabbit >>Yours in respectful & ensuing silence, >> Darla > >Start to learn some human "pyschology", Girl! >C. The holistic hypocrite is still in liquid phase. SignatureOfficial Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler "Don't be too envious. Yes, I have got it all. I am rich, I have a good education, and I am rather good looking .. so where does that leave you? C." -- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne polishes his ego a bit "That's what you expect from people who think that the cyberworld isn't "RL"." -- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer >Net comm. alert, Art Devo coffee boys are at >it again, trying to sabotage alien 1st official contact, they can't [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > carry on, > the nightbat Message understood, Captain, Sir. Those coffee boys cannot even handle coffee, so how would anyone expect them to handle the truth :-) C. On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 08:52:24 +0200, Charles D. Bohne <me@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote: >>Net comm. alert, Art Devo coffee boys are at >>it again, trying to sabotage alien 1st official contact, they can't [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >anyone expect them to handle the truth :-) >C. 10 4 Commander. nightbat wrote > On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 08:52:24 +0200, Charles D. Bohne > <me@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > >anyone expect them to handle the truth :-) > >C. > Sir Gilligan > 10 4 Commander. nightbat Yes, the coffee boys are pathetic and after one is caught red handed impersonating Darla they spew drone babble on. In recent high security Darla Sean comm. report relay they recognize the coffee boy drones pure low IQ comedic value only. Thank you gentlemen and as you were. carry on, the nightbat > BTW: the so-called "coffee boys" were hired by me because in fact they > are some super intelligent humans being capable of procuring some safety what about the oyster boys? theyre swimming now arf meow arf - dogs and cats living together the erisian constancy - though chaos is transformed but never lost to sea - grey ordered ranks are swarmed > Never mind. But could you leave that Pleiadian fuckhead out of our future > missions? i don't know who the pleiadeian fuckhead is, but i am glad you are complaining about the pleiadian fuckhead Well, if you don't complain for me.... who will? > Charles D. Bohne seems to have attracted a lot of negative attention lately, > his agenda seems to include more of a narcisstic motive than can be expected > from a devoted Earth Science (hmm) Officer. is charles d bohne the pleiadian fuckhead. i thought he and you were the same person, actually. well if you are not the same person and his agenda really is narcissism There's plenty of complaining to get done!!! > And, what's more, that retarded Double-A officer doesn't seem to be > the brightest bulb in the socket, and I would like him to be given less > responsible tasks, like cleaning the toilets and mopping the conference > room. i see. slave labor you on the other hand, will have to assume more duties, because if he comes along in spite of your good job of complaining about him right now, you will have even more real complaints to make and since i won't be there How funny would it be if I actually had a document that let you complain on my behalf? We should get one, just to add some levity to an otherwise bleak situation when the time comes and everybody in suits starts to read all our documents. and that way i will make sure that you are kept busy and out of trouble, doing complaining for two mk5000 "i see a landscape like mushrooms on the forest floor disturbed by the harsh scrutiny of broad daylight you can see it there, the tumor, my doctor's voice. The longer I look the more my tissue darkens into moss"--ambient, nick g Deco one thing Darla is showing is with great intelligence comes great compassion. You have much to learn Bert > Mr. Deco, I know you mean well. Is there any provision in government work to ask a co-worker straight out, "ARE YOU STUPID???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!" cos that;s what you were trying to say, one government worker to another > But to clarify, these people you call "saucerheads" do not worship us. Or does that get one written up? can he file a grievance against you for being that blunt? just wondering whether you government guys are unionized bues or management or what? mk5000 "Vacations don't accrue until the second year. There are some economies, frankly, that result from hiring new employees. Far from being a liability, a high turnover rate in the meatpacking industry-as in the fast food industry-also helps maintain a workforce that is harder to unionize and much easier to control. "--arden walker > > Mr. Deco, I know you mean well. > > Is there any provision in government work to ask a > co-worker straight out, > > "ARE YOU STUPID???????????!!!!!!!!!!!! I think at a corporation, it is illegal like that as well. > Or does that get one written up? can he file a grievance against you for > being that blunt? It could just get time served. > just wondering whether you government guys are unionized bues or management > or what? Bussey? Isnt he that strange actor with them strange teeth? >> > > > From Nightbat: >> > > > [quoted text clipped - 143 lines] > Yours in the safe keeping, > Darla Alot of cryptic in your flow of words here Darla :-) Many languages running through the one channel sent to many different conciousnesses! I see why you are who you are! Bee-Ji-grateful! Darr-la: When, pray tell, are you gonna trade in that creaky old windjammer on something with a real hyperdrive? oc nightbat wrote > > > From Nightbat: > > > [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] > > Darla nightbat Hello Princess Star brave one, humble fearless nightbat here. So nice to here from you again and glad you are all right. My Officers await your imminence and of course the honorable Commander Pros too. I'm sought of out of my senses every night and day thinking about the Sil one. Each bright lit star I search to find her, but she never answers my Earth plea. Self shared net fellow humor saves me even while loneliness overwhelms me. The coffee boys are funny, a treasure for Officer Bohne to play with. When will you finally grace us, I prepared dress cotton bright cloths in your Races honor. We wait for 1ST Official Contact Day are we not worthy? Brave Sil thinks so, she sincerely told me so. Can you blame us for funnin around, for you tickle our senses. No one net believes you, except select enlightened Science Officers, do you make us fools for our hopeful trust? Wait a minute, please do not leave for so long, give Sil my Earth greetings and spoken mission altered you report, is she in child? All Earthly treasures for a Star Ship, will you ever grant nightbat one? Many wonder about mysterious Star Race friend the nightbat, but I only wonder about the stars and now Sil, may she be safe and well. Have peace and go with it and honor always. Glad to hear our Officer humor cheers you, please say hello to fellow Earth rescued pilot. Ask him for me if he needs anything, just pick me up ha, ha, ha, ha, and I'll get it for him. Cheers to the Star Race crew wherever you are. I'll keep folks at Earth bay until you decide to pay us a visit, just don't wait too long, Officer Bert isn't getting any younger. He stopped eating his Mexican sweet potato pies and is self admitted aging. I'm not a youth rejuvenating miracle maker, I need your help and a Star Ship for that. Are you still open Earth sea ship jumping, who knows, you just might see Officer Bert and me having fun on one. Just look for the Captain nightbat rare glow in the dark Officer T-shirts, you can't miss them. peace and eternal happiness and harmony, the nightbat >nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 93 lines] > peace and eternal happiness and harmony, > the nightbat "coffee boy" lames noted, saucerhead. 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