Space Forum / Astronomy / August 2004

nightbat wrote

nightbat  

       Well Wally, that's not apparently within our cosmic visitors
prime mission directive. They can only attempt dialog with apparent
interesting or advanced Earth folks as found here on Earth. They have
already given details to nightbat about other existing and life
supporting planet worlds, but which do not harbor life forms as advanced
or intelligent as some Earth humans. That is the reason for their
special interest in our relative primitive but quickly advancing
species. They are interested in all outer planetary life forms however
different then their own dolphin like evolved one.

I have been respectfully granted special high level question and answer
clearance by their Commander to dialog with Darla and certain crew
members. Their onboard computer is also far advanced and human like in
certain intellectual analytical capacity. Still it's a machine and not
as fruitfully enlightening as Mysterious, space exotic, and most helpful
cosmic Darla.

For this reason one of our other group alt.astronomy members, Bert, is a
little jealous of Darla's higher level discourse with me despite my
assurances that our mutual interests are purely scientific in nature not
biologically directed. For all we know Bert has fallen head over heels
with the thought for this astro alien damsel. Some of us have tried to
discourage his misplaced affection for the advised cosmic beauty but
nothing seems to wane his advances. Almost like what happened to Captain
Kirk in one of the Star Trek episodes when he got irresistibly attracted
to the green dancing alluring beauty on planet X.

So, yes, Darla did confirm to nightbat this Earth news about other life
bearing planets before it even having been Earth news source publicly
broadcast.

      the nightbat