Space Forum / Astronomy / December 2008

You're having those bad dreams again, GuthBall.
Take your meds, they will make you better.
Or not ...

On Nov 4, 7:07 am, "Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote:

Is that a subjective "NO", or and objective "NO"?

Gravitational Constant = 6.673e-11 or 6.6743e-11 or 6.693e-11
(conditional physics, as need be modified in order to make the
gravitational force of attraction between Earth and our Selene/moon or
that of any other orbital mechanics equal to the centripetal force).

It’s a little odd that so many variations of this Gravitational
Constant seem to exist, especially when such would need far better
accuracy when  dealing with orbiting asteroids or the likes of our
Selene/moon.  No wonder India has been taking it nice and easy with
their Selene/moon mission.

CHANDRAYAAN - 1
http://www.isro.org/index.htm

~ BG

OK, let's all just CALM DOWN for a moment now, shall we?  This whole
thing started when someone asked if 'lectrons could create their own
BaryCenters(tm) an' sh*t.

I wasn't compleatly sure so I looked it up on The 'Net.

I mean, I didn't know for TOTALLY sure what a Barry Center was at
first.  It could have been a miniature Shopping Center like one of
those WalMart Shopping Centers that was either based upon the
original, seminal vibrational frequencies of either Senator Barry
Goldwater (if it was a Republican Shopping Center) or maybe Barry
White Shopping Center (if it was either in South-Central L.A. or
Compton or something, *OR* if it was really seductive and all the
InterComs at the Shopping Center had super-low voices and stuff.)

Oh yeah, PLUS Barry White is really a Negro!

I am telling you THE TRUTH HEAR!!!

But anyways, here's part of what the Computer said:

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Barycentric Subdivision of a Convex Polytope
=================================
Another way of defining the BCS of a simplex S is to associate each
part to a sequence  of faces of S, with increasing dimensions, such
that Fi is a facet of Fi + 1, for i from 0 to n - 1. Then each vertex
vi of the corresponding piece is the barycenter of face Fi.

This alternative definition can be extended to the BCS of an arbitrary
n-dimensional convex polytope into a number of n-simplices. Thus the
BCS of a pentagon P, for example, has 10 triangles: each triangle is
associated to three elements F0,F1,F2 of P -- respectively, a corner of
P, a side of P incident to that corner, and P itself.

Similarly the BCS of a cube consists of 48 tetrahedra, each of them
associated to a sequence F0,F1,F2,F3 of nested elements -- a vertex, an
edge, a face, and the whole cube. Note that there are 8 choices for
F0, 3 for F1 (given F0), and 2 for F2 (given F0,F1).
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Now, I'll grant you that Computers are VERY smart (c'mon, now, we ALL
know that already!) but maybe they just don't get out much or
something because I'll tell you what I've been out with Polly Tope
more than a couple times and she's a LOT of fun in bed but let's face
it far from being Complex (like the Computer just said) she's ...
ummm ... well, she's not really all that bright but that's OK, really,
because if you've ever gotten naked with her and laid her out on her
tummy and dumped a whole bunch of baby oil all over her superfine legs
and *ss then just hopped on bored and did some serious GRINDING before
finally slidin' it on in there then you'd KNOW what I mean!

TOTALLY!

And when it comes to choosing which Port of Entry, she just looks back
at you with those "Just DO Me!" eyes and whispers in that sultry voice
of hers, "It's all good..."

OK, so we've already DEBUNKED the whole "Barry Center" Modern Urban
Myth, let's take a look at the rest of this OBVIOUS Guvmint Disinfo,
shall we?

Can those clever li'l 'lectrons actually create their OWN Deep-Voiced
Negro Republican Shopping Centers?

YOUV'E GOT TO BE KIDDING ME HEAR!!!!!

Let's just look at the FACTS for a minute, OK?

In the FIRST place, a 'lectron is like a single-celled amoeba.  Plus
it's SO TINY there's not even enough ROOM for any brains inside it's
shell!!  That's why thay made the Haldol-Collider!  So when they spun
'em REAL FAST and bonked 'em together to bust 'em open, they saw there
were NO BRAINS AT ALL inside ... just a bunch of worthless sub-atomic
particles and sh*t.

In the SECOND place, do you have ANY IDEA how complex it is to build
an entire Shopping Center?  Do you know how many DIFFERENT trades have
to work together to get 'er done?  'Lectrons don't even have ANY IDEA
how to do even ONE single trade, let alone all the different trades
you'd need LICENSED CONTRACTORS (like Bob Lazar over at Area 51-50!)
to fully MASTER before they could ever actually complete a
construction project of that magnitude.

I mean, lets" face-it here ... I don't want to sound judgemental or
mean or anything but those li'l 'lectrons are only good at ONE SINGEL
THING(!) and thats' spinning around their favorite nucleas VERY VERY
FAST!

And they do a PRETTY DAMN GOOD job of it so long as Stephen Hawking is
not trying to make them spin around even faster and go around bonking
into each other and stuff!

But there's STILL just NO WAY in h*ll that they could even POSSABLY be
able to build Shopping Centers!  Plus, thay'd NEVER pass inspection
and stuff, anyways!

I mean, just who are you trying to FOOL here, eh buster?

OK.  Here's the final "nale in your cofin," d00d!

You said:

What a bunch of unmittagated CRAPOLA!

First off, you accidentally MIXED UP some LETTERS into your NUMBERS,
dude!

I mean, what the h*ll kind of a number is 6.6743e-11?!

Why didn't you just use The Pythagorean Theorem or The Theory of
Relativity or whatever to round UP 6.6743e [sic.] to an even 7.0 or
just plane 7 (seven) then DROP the damn "e" (which has NO BUSINESS
being mixed up in all those damn numbers anyways!) THEN you can
finally DO THE MATH:

  6.6743e - 11
= 7.0 + "e" - 11
= 7 - 11
= -4

NOW do you see why SCIENCE is SO IMPORTANT?!  Without it, we'd be
stuck following imbasills like you around EVERYWHERE like a bunch of
lemmings on a MISSION or something!!!

And finely, in conclusion, your to late with all of this
"Gravitational Constant" crap because everyone already knows that THE
ONLY CONSTANT IS CHANGE.  Don't believe me, though, check it out for
youreself:

Schrödinger's Cat
=============
Schrödinger's cat is a famous illustration of the principle in quantum
theory of superposition , proposed by Erwin Schrödinger in 1935.
Schrödinger's cat serves to demonstrate the apparent conflict between
what quantum theory tells us is true about the nature and behavior of
matter on the microscopic level and what we observe to be true about
the nature and behavior of matter on the macroscopic level.  [ cf:
http://www.tomandjerryonline.com/ ]

Hope all this helps!

-Dr. Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D.
http://www.bleujefe.com/BB/

When will you Langley boys stop trolling usenet for physics information?

When will you Langley boys stop trolling usenet for physics information?