WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2008
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler - 27 Jul 2008 03:16 GMT "20th Century Fox Fanfare" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2008 Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
BOBO AWARD
The winner is...SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE!
Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
21 votes YES 01 votes NO
Congratulations, Wereo! For not only exposing your kookery in a court of law, but consenting to have your small claim case televised, you have shown that your kookery knows no bounds when it comes to publicity. Furthermore, the televising of your time before the bench and the archiving of that incident on YouTube means that you have now achieved the bare minimum for the "global humiliation" standard for this most esteemed award that alt.usenet.kooks gives out for lifetime achievement in kookery.
We (TINW) now present, for your viewing pleasure, the only man that matters on USENET--WEREO!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l7Gac3AthnY
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie 06 votes Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney" 02 votes Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton," 01 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Lamie! The "tard"iness of this report is at least partially due to you, not only because of your being USENET's notorious spamtard, but because the FNVW spent two weeks racking racking his brain trying to think of 13 unique things to say about you. That, along with the original report being lost when the FNVW's outbox became corrupted, contributed to this report coming out two weeks late. Fluffy was not pleased, and neither was I.
What, you thought you were going to sit down? Hardly. You're "Not Dead Yet" for there are 12 more awards with your name on them, so stand right here.
"Not Dead Yet" from Spamalot http://youtube.com/watch?v=vBz_WS6CdWc
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is...MAXWELL!
10 votes Maxwell 08 votes Patriot Games 00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Maxwell! Your lits o' haet including many different people as "sockpuppets of Bertie" and your inability to distinguish between fr0gging and forging, along with your continued whining and utter inability to deal with a notorious troll (and Bertie is notorious, especially in New Zealand!), earned you this award over someone who cried "censorship" when he couldn't see his own articles because of propagation issues. See you in January, when you'll be on the ballot for Clueless Newbie of the Year!
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
20 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie 04 votes Is Ken Darian 04 votes Raymond Karczewski 01 votes None of the above
Congratulations a second time, Spamtard! Your persistent legal threats, bogus DMCA takedowns, attempts to get others to do your dirty work, and running away from tough questions won you this prize. Now, watch your role model, Brave Sir Robin, and learn some style points from him.
"Brave Sir Robin" from Spamalot http://youtube.com/watch?v=AShveV6I_EA
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie 09 votes Brad Guth 01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations a third time, Lamie! My policy is to only allow someone to run for both Kook of the Month and Looney Maroon on the same ballot if they are an exceptionally strong candidate and are also exceptionally looney. Your sweeping of all 13 categories for which you were nominated this month confirmed the wisdom of allowing you to contest both awards. The Knights of the Round Table from Spamalot would be proud of you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBR_HsCfNxo
GOLDEN KILLFILE
The winner is...GREGVK!
16 votes gregvk 09 votes The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy 01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, gregvk/jitter/malscribe/purpurroterwald! Flaming someone by wishing them ovarian cancer, among other lamery, has earned you this distinction of being worthy of being ignored by everyone on USENET.
JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
The winner is...GREGVK!
19 votes gregvk 09 votes Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings 00 votes Neither of the above Congratulations, again, Greggie poo! Your schtick may go over really well on Something Awful, 4Chan, or Encyclopedia Dramatica, but on AUK, it's merely pathetic. In fact, it's so pathetic that you will eventually be thrown into the Galactic Killfile for it. When that will happen is for me to know, and for you not to find out.
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie 07 votes Raymond Karczewski 02 votes dvus 00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, again, Spanktard! This is your first repeat win of an AUK award, fittingly, for being completely spanked by NANAE and whoever on AUK was also participating. Now, make like King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table and "RUN AWAY!"
"Run Away" from Spamalot http://youtube.com/watch?v=GA7IDKWoz2o
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
21 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie 08 votes Raymond Karczewski 01 votes Babaloonie 00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Dramatard! Ridiculous ranting? Check. Unprovoked meltdowns? Check. Operatic flouncing? Check. Threatening to leave USENET forever, preferably several times a week? We (TINW) could only hope. In the meantime, here is another role model of yours; she might teach you something.
"Diva's Lament (What Ever Happened to My Part?)" from Spamalot http://youtube.com/watch?v=u9VMImm_61Y
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
The winner is..."PHOTON DEGRADATION' BY DOUBLE-A!
"Photon Degradation" by Double-A
20 votes YES 00 votes NO
Congratulations, Double-A! It looks like all the weird science thrown around alt.astronomy has finally infiltrated your consciousness. It was only a matter of time.
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
The winner is...JOHN WENTZKY!
12 votes "Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky 09 votes "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus 01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, John-Boy! Your original revisionism about the Confederate States of America eked out a win over the repeated reprinting of the most notorious piece of bogus revisionist history, to say nothing of the mother of all conspiracy theories (the grandmother being anything involving the Knights Templar), still extant. All that was missing was the cry of "The South Shall Rise Again!" Yes, it will, but not because of revisionists like you.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
26 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie 02 votes Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton" 00 votes Neither of the above
Further congratulations to you, Lamie! Your multiple crusades, but especially your campaign against aioe, have attracted the attention of NANAE and AUK and earned you this award. Did you get that aioe user banned? No? You did, however, give the admin of aioe an opportunity to show that he has balls and integrity, which is one of the reasons that I'm now accepting ballots from that site, when a few months ago, I shredded them on sight. That's a "victory" just like The Black Knight's!
The Black Knight from Spamalot. http://youtube.com/watch?v=k2jYtRTEaNI
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
The winner is...THE RAMD ASSWIPE BRIGADE!
12 votes The RAMD Asswipe Brigade 09 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung 00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Post-Show Parking Lot Brawlers! Your continued attempts to "plonk the filth" didn't chase any outsiders away from your home froup. Instead, it got you cascade after cascade mocking your efforts. Oh, your work also got you a victory over a big-name kook--the biggest award winner of the past three years, in fact. That's quite the accomplishment (1993 Star of Indiana golf clap for all of you).
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
22 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie 06 votes Ed Conrad 01 votes Neither of the above
Sincere congratulations to you for this one, Spamtard. Not only did you have to prove that you had cleared the high bar of being a "terminally clueless crusader" that everyone in your home group would like to see run out of town on a rail, you handily defeated, in his third attempt at this award, one of the few people I know who really was run out of a USENET group on a rail, Ed "Coalbrain" Conrad, whose kookery is even more legendary than yours.
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
13 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie 12 votes gregvk 07 votes Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings 02 votes None of the above 00 votes Is Ken Darien
Congratulations yet again! It's only appropriate that someone whose most common nickname is "Lamie" should win the award for "the lamest of the lame on USENET." Yes, Jamie, that's you.
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
25 votes YES 03 votes NO
Congratulations, Spamtard! Your eye-glazing screeds that you call "abuse reports" really do say the least possible with the most text.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
15 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie 14 votes Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran 00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations Lamie! Of course, you had an unfair advantage with this award. The criterion is that you had to demonstrate that you lost more marbles than a Chinese Checker factory. Well, there is some doubt you ever had those marbles in the first place!
BALSA GAVEL
The winner is...SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE!
Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
21 votes YES 00 votes NO
Congratulations, again, Mr. Lifshine! For suing someone that you met over the Internet about your pet kooky project, you have managed to earn not only the highest honor AUK gives out for kookery, but one of the rarest awards AUK gives out. After all, it's a special breed who actually sues over someone thwarting their USENET obsession.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE, TRAINED BY GARY BURNORE!
21 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore. 05 votes Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip 00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Gary, for your training of Lamie! This makes two kooks, Dimmy and now Lamie, that are at your beck and call. They certainly make for a wonderfully loony matched set!
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is..."WE NEED A NEW FNVW"!
"We need a new FNVW" by Pope Snarky, Pinku-Sensei, and Art Deco
16 votes YES 04 votes NO
Congratulations, Snarky and Art! You two did a wonderful job of making lemonade out of lemons and then getting the kooks and kookologists to drink it!
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
16 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie 09 votes Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran 05 votes Brad Guth
Congratulations, Dramatard! By winning this office, you not only beat out another notorious whiner, but you made yourself eligible for yet another annual award--The Bardley Annual Whining Baby New Year--to go along with Rookie Kook of the Year, Kook of the Year, and Coward of the Year. If you have a website, you would also be eligible for the kooksite of the year award, too.
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...JAMIE "LAMIE" BAILLIE!
26 votes Jamie "Lamie" Baillie 04 votes Charles Lysaght
Congratulations for the final time this month, Lamie! You handily defeated one of the most notoriously and entertainingly idiotic posters to USENET, the infamous Chuckles Lysaght, capping off an election in which you have probably won more awards in a single month than any other kook in AUK history. While some might decry this as piling on, your history of kookery and idiocy on the Internet goes back 15 years, so a good case can be made that this is merely catching up for lost time. Besides, you can look on the bright side--there are still more awards you can win!
"Always Look at the Bright Side of Life" from Spamalot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qukfTiqyR8
KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is...ALEXA CAMERON!
15 votes Alexa Cameron 07 votes John Wentzky
Cpngratulations, Alexa! You handily defeated this month's winner of the Doogie Rant Medal for Historical Revisionism to held on to your office for spreading misinformation. Your reputation for misinformation is now legend.
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winner is...BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
11 votes Big-8 Management Board 08 votes The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy 07 votes The Gun Nutz of misc.survivalism and talk.politics.guns 02 votes Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
Congratulations, B8MBies! You have finally beaten out the Saucerheads of alt.astronomy as the contingent who have occupied this office the most times. So, are you going to push for term limits?
OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
The winner is...Jeff Relf!
11 votes Jeff Relf 10 votes John Wentzky
Congratulations, Glyph-boi! Your computer-assisted illucidity beat out someone who is naturally incoherent.
This concludes the announcement of the winners of the June 2008 Usenet Kook Awards. Thirty-nine entities submitted thirty-nine ballots. One of these was from someone whose participation might actually please Fluffy, but who voted for previous winners, not candidates currently on the ballot. Another was a forgery that, worse yet, voted for the person being forged. A repeat performance will result in the forger being disenfranchised. Both ballots where shredded and added to Fluffy's Litter Box. The good news is that the money that would have been spent on cat litter this month has again been redirected to the the COO Beer Cooler (TINCOOBC). The bad news is that it's still just enough to cover inflation. Sorry, no La Fin du Monde this month, either.
See you all very shortly, as this month's nominations will come out ASAP and then the July election will be held in a few days. Until then, hail Fluffy and may Bob have mercy on your souls!
And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner, Jamie "Lamie" Baillie!
Sara Ramierez performing "Find Your Grail" at the 2005 Tony Awards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yRlnSgu-bY
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honestjohn@centurytel.net - 27 Jul 2008 03:27 GMT > "20th Century Fox Fanfare" > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c > > The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2008 Usenet > Kook Awards. Envelopes, please! <snip all Pinky Sue's Gay Krap>
Hi Pinky!
Been with Ron Allard in Las Vegas sucking each other's Prong?
Hee....Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Your Pal, HJ --
"Silly little awards" - pinku-sen...@caballista.org
"I don't like out-of-control kookologists; they make AUK look bad." - pinku-sen...@caballista.org
"we (tinw) really do it for our own entertainment" - pinku-sen...@caballista.org
"There are no rules" - Kadaitcha Man (RIP)
"Everything I type is a lie." - Art Deco <e...@caballista.org>
I know AUK to be exactly what it is...a pit of chaos...nothing more, nothing less. - K.A. Cannon
Kadaitcha Man - 27 Jul 2008 03:48 GMT Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler, ye yeasty mankind witch, you ratcatcher, ye hooted:
Scott "Wereo" Lifshine wins, not one, but two of AUK's highest, rarest, most prestigious and difficult to achieve usenet Ko0k awards.
WAY TO GO, SCOTTY!!!!
ALL HAEL MISTER LIFSHINE FOR HE HACE MOOCH K00KERY!!1!
> "20th Century Fox Fanfare" > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > http://youtube.com/watch?v=l7Gac3AthnY YAY! GO SCOTT! GO!
> BALSA GAVEL > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > rarest awards AUK gives out. After all, it's a special breed who > actually sues over someone thwarting their USENET obsession. YAAAAAAY! WAY TO GO, SCOTTY!!!1!
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MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 03:59 GMT In article <i4rcvy$ckv$4@news.admin.wringing-wet-hummer-hole.biz.senegal>,
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler, ye yeasty mankind witch, you > ratcatcher, ye hooted: [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > ALL HAEL MISTER LIFSHINE FOR HE HACE MOOCH K00KERY!!1! AWL HALE PEDOTARD PIG FACE the TuRD POLISHING WARTHOG
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MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 04:02 GMT MrFanTasy, ye bewildered blot, pray God ye may make haste, and come too late, ye descanted:
> Immoral bull-bitch with small time love-n-ator, mummified plums, and > oversize balloon-knot desires rattle boned tassle for atrocious flesh > exchanges and ruthless clown punchin'. > > Email me at mailto:m.fantasy@fantc.com. MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 04:17 GMT In article <gh8cso$50n$f@rec.games.drilling.holes.between.cubicles.in.public.toilet s.biz.pitcairn-islands>,
> MrFanTasy, ye bewildered blot, pray God ye may make haste, and come too > late, ye descanted: [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > > > Email me at mailto:m.fantasy@fantc.com. Yes....PLEASE email me OFTEN
and PLEASE :cc me at: caljamscott@yahoo.com
Just in case I miss anything ya no?
*I Gate¹d The PIG* To the tune of: I Started a Joke by The Bee Gees
I gate¹d The PIG Which started the whole world laffing But Shitshine was too STUPID to see IT was really AWL about ME, oh yes
I started to laff, which started the whole net laughing, Oh, if I¹d only seen that the PiGGy has fleas
I looked at the screen, wiping the tears from my eyes, And I fell out of bed, Laffin¹ my a.s off from things that I¹d said.
Til the pig finally died, which started the whole world living, Oh, if I¹d only seen what a grand day that¹d be
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MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 04:27 GMT In f.cking QUIM! ARSE-PISS! article <gh8cso$50n$f@rec.games.drilling.holes.between.cubicles.in.public.toilet s.biz.pitcairn-islands>, f.cking ANDRODYKE! "MrFanTasy" <m.fantasy@fantc.commie> wrote: f.cking DIPSHIT! FLAPS! BIKINI-FILLERS! FARTHEAD! ALL-DAY SUCKER! FART! ARSESUCKER!
> MrFanTasy, ye bewildered blot, pray God ye may make haste, and come too > late, ye descanted: [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > > > Email me at mailto:m.fantasy@fantc.com. Yes....PLEASE f.cking AFRAID OF THE NIGGERS! email me OFTEN BUTT FLOSS! motherf..ker! BESTIALITY! FATHEAD!
and f.cking BOSS AND HIS TWO HELPERS! FANNY FERRET! PLEASE :cc me f.cking DUMBBELL! SON OF A WHORE! BUCKET BROAD! at: caljamscott@yahoo.com f.cking BITCHED UP! FUCKHEAD! DORK!
Just f.cking ANAL COPULATOR! in case I miss f.cking DINK! SCRUBBER! DRIVE THAT KNIFE SMACK IN YOUR c.nt! YO-YO-KNICKERS! ANAL COPULATOR! ARSE-BONE! OFFICE-PUMP! a.s BROKER! anything ya no? FUCKSTER! YO-YO-KNICKERS!
*I f.cking LOVE LOLLIPOP! a.s KISSER! SCRUBBER! BUTTFUCK! INTESTINES! a.s CRACK! FAMILY JEWELS! BITCHY! ARSE BURGLAR! Gate¹d The PIG* To f.cking ADULTERESS! the tune of: I f.cking BISHOP! Started a Joke by f.cking FLASHER! MUSCLE! BEAT OFF! The Bee Gees AIR YOUR GUTS! BARE-BUM!
I f.cking PENIS! gate¹d The PIG f.cking BUM PRODDER! LOVE THRUSTER! Which started the f.cking BEAN QUEEN! whole world laffing f.cking FLEAPIT! But Shitshine was f.cking DOG f.cker! CLAM DIGGER! too STUPID to f.cking HONKY! see IT was f.cking BUM AND TITS! really AWL about f.cking CLIT TICKLER! FUDDY-DUDDY! ME, oh yes f.cking GASBLOWER! CUNTBREATH! SEX MEAT! GOOK!
I f.cking BUM WORKER! started to laff, which f.cking BLACK PENCIL! started the whole net f.cking ANAL! FUCKBUTT! BUM-BAILIFF! GUTTER-SLUT! ARSE UP! laughing, Oh, if I¹d f.cking FUR BURGER! GUTTER SLUT! LUST SHAFT! FUCKHEAD! BLUE-VEINED CUSTARD CHUCKER! FUCKBUTT! only seen that the f.cking BLACK SNAKE! BED FAGGOT! PiGGy has fleas BREASTS! f.ck FERRET!
I f.cking PISSER! looked at the screen, f.cking BINT! wiping the tears from f.cking FLOOSIE! BUG UP THE a.s! DUMBBELL! MICK! my eyes, And I f.cking CUM SLINGER! fell out of bed, f.cking IMBECILE! Laffin¹ my a.s off f.cking FLESH MISSILE! PARIAH! PUSSY FART! f.ck! c.nt COMPANION! OLD BAG! from things that I¹d f.cking SHITHEAD! said. BITCHIN'-TWITCHIN'! DITCH SLUT! BACK-DOOR BUDDY! BONE HEAD! BONE GOBBLER!
Til f.cking BUGGERING! the pig finally died, f.cking PORK POUNDING! HAY BAG! which started the whole f.cking SNOTMONSTER! MR BAT sh.t! world living, Oh, if f.cking PUSSY-POKER! BLUE-VEINED PICCOLO! I¹d only seen what f.cking KIPPER RIPPER! a grand day that¹d f.cking c.nt CAPER! BEAT OFF! be FLOWER BOY! SAUSAGE JOCKEY! DICKBREATH!
WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 06:24 GMT > In f.cking QUIM! ARSE-PISS! article > <gh8cso$50n$f@rec.games.drilling.holes.between.cubicles.in.public.toilet [quoted text clipped - 54 lines] > what f.cking KIPPER RIPPER! a grand day that¹d f.cking c.nt CAPER! BEAT > OFF! be FLOWER BOY! SAUSAGE JOCKEY! DICKBREATH! Lay it on me.
WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 11:52 GMT > In f.cking QUIM! ARSE-PISS! article > <gh8cso$50n$f@rec.games.drilling.holes.between.cubicles.in.public.toilet [quoted text clipped - 54 lines] > what f.cking KIPPER RIPPER! a grand day that¹d f.cking c.nt CAPER! BEAT > OFF! be FLOWER BOY! SAUSAGE JOCKEY! DICKBREATH! I'm touched by the Ko0ks Awards, still elated off that, and it's such a fun word to type, "Ko0ks" lol. Try it.
I'm watching this movie, I don't know if you've seen it, cawled "Mr. Holland's Opus." Of course I'm renting it because it's a clone of Nuclear Warrior, just another clone of Nuclear Warrior. What year was that again, 1995? I'll tell you more about it later.
Anyway there's a scene in a School for the Deaf. Young children. I'm touched by this. I must say I relate to this. I must say they mean business in schools like this. Of course regular schools too, but particularly in schools for the handicapped. They do mean business. Imagine.
I don't know, it's a good film, but it's a bad film. Old mindset, mind you this was *way* before they knew anything about any Wereo either. One thing they got "lucky" with is playing Jackson Browne and Nixon footage just as he was resigning.
And there's some Woodstock, Jimi Hendrix, the perfuntory John Lennon of course. No Wereo though. And Nuclear Warrior, this whole thing's a dumbdown, brother. I'm telling you it was based on Nuclear Warrior, but it's not so bad, I'm getting some ideas from it. That's why I'm renting it.
I wouldn't touch this stuff when it came out, say in 1995. They were still cloning Nuclear Warrior heavily in 1995. I am the only One who matters.
I want to discuss this film with anyone who's familiar with it. I am the only One who matters in Music.
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WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 06:24 GMT > In article > <gh8cso$50n$f@rec.games.drilling.holes.between.cubicles.in.public.toilet [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > Til the pig finally died, which started the whole world living, > Oh, if I¹d only seen what a grand day that¹d be Glorious, MrFanTasy.
WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 06:24 GMT > MrFanTasy, ye bewildered blot, pray God ye may make haste, and come too > late, ye descanted: [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >> >> Email me at mailto:m.fantasy@fantc.com. MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 04:03 GMT MrFanTasy, ye impatient divel, experience, manhood, honour, ne'er before did violate so itself, ye pleaded:
> I will be released in four weeks. They promised me. WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 06:25 GMT Thank you, Thank you.
> MrFanTasy, ye impatient divel, experience, manhood, honour, ne'er before > did violate so itself, ye pleaded: > >> I will be released in four weeks. They promised me. MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 04:03 GMT MrFanTasy, ye blubbery periwigpated fellow, ye issued from the rancour of a villain, a recreant and most degenerate traitor, ye guffed:
> Why do I have dreams about sexual encounters with relatives? WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 06:25 GMT > MrFanTasy, ye blubbery periwigpated fellow, ye issued from the rancour > of a villain, a recreant and most degenerate traitor, ye guffed: > >> Why do I have dreams about sexual encounters with relatives? Um-hum.
MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 04:04 GMT MrFanTasy, ye big-bellied fly-by-night, thou art as loathsome as a fat toad, ye ministered:
> I can hammer nails with my skull. WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 06:25 GMT > MrFanTasy, ye big-bellied fly-by-night, thou art as loathsome as a fat > toad, ye ministered: > >> I can hammer nails with my skull. MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 04:04 GMT MrFanTasy, ye broken-down unthrifty son, it is fit that I commit offence to my inferiors, ye delivered:
> If I don't beat my meat, mum won't give me any pudding. WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 06:26 GMT > MrFanTasy, ye broken-down unthrifty son, it is fit that I commit offence > to my inferiors, ye delivered: > >> If I don't beat my meat, mum won't give me any pudding. honestjohn@centurytel.net - 27 Jul 2008 04:28 GMT > In article > <i4rcvy$ckv$4@news.admin.wringing-wet-hummer-hole.biz.senegal>, [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > AWL HALE PEDOTARD PIG FACE the TuRD POLISHING WARTHOG Who cares. Rick Mather?
HJ
WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 06:23 GMT > In article > <i4rcvy$ckv$4@news.admin.wringing-wet-hummer-hole.biz.senegal>, [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > AWL HALE PEDOTARD PIG FACE the TuRD POLISHING WARTHOG Thank you MrFanTasy, thank you.
honestjohn@centurytel.net - 27 Jul 2008 04:02 GMT "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote in message
> WAY TO GO, SCOTTY!!!! > > ALL HAEL MISTER LIFSHINE FOR HE HACE MOOCH K00KERY!!1! How Gay, Rick!
HJ
WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 15:43 GMT > "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > HJ How Gay is the Way.
Scottie
WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 04:31 GMT > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler, ye yeasty mankind witch, you > ratcatcher, ye hooted: [quoted text clipped - 54 lines] > > YAAAAAAY! WAY TO GO, SCOTTY!!!1! I won the Kook Awards. I am the only One who matters on the Internets. I awlways said it, now you concur. The Wereo is the Glory. The Music and Films is the Glory.
Kadaitcha Man - 27 Jul 2008 04:37 GMT WeReo_ScoTTy, ye toilet-scrubbing rug-headed kernes which live like venom, you have such a February face, so full of frost, of storm and cloudiness, ye reproved:
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler, ye yeasty mankind witch, you >> ratcatcher, ye hooted: [quoted text clipped - 54 lines] >> >> YAAAAAAY! WAY TO GO, SCOTTY!!!1!
> I won the Kook Awards. I am the only One who matters on the Internets. I > awlways said it, now you concur. The Wereo is the Glory. The Music and > Films is the Glory. Yes, you won not just the rarest ward, but also the highest k0oK honour, and in the same ballot, as I knew you would. Keep up the good work, Scott.
R0CK ON w_Ere0!!!1!
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FeinX_Awl-Mighty - 27 Jul 2008 11:47 GMT > I won the Kook Awards. I am the only One who matters on the Internets. I > awlways said it, now you concur. The Wereo is the Glory. The Music and Films > is the Glory. this is exactly why people commit horrible crimes so that they can get in the newspaper. They, like PEDOTARD PIG FACE know that they are such a LOSER that the ONLY way they will ever make something of their life is to make it be seen as the Worst of The Worst. SAD BuTT SICK u STUPID FAT a.s INFECTED CIRCUS PIG
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Kadaitcha Man - 27 Jul 2008 11:54 GMT FeinX_Awl-Mighty, ye unhygienic want-wit, thy breath stinks with eating toasted cheese, ye mourned:
>> I won the Kook Awards. I am the only One who matters on the Internets. I >> awlways said it, now you concur. The Wereo is the Glory. The Music and [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > to make it be seen as the Worst of The Worst. SAD BuTT SICK u STUPID FAT > a.s INFECTED CIRCUS PIG Face it, Scott is more famous than you. Now, stop being jealous and sh.t the f.ck up.
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MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 11:58 GMT In article <1qznl0$dbd$s@rec.humour.funny.satiny-minnie's-pearl.com.costa-rica>,
> Face it, Scott is more famous than you. I am thankful for THAT
I think that everyone here is A.M.DIO has known THAT for a LONG time
Now take the sh.t covers CIRCUS PIG and GET THE f.ck OUT OF MY GROUP
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Kadaitcha Man - 27 Jul 2008 12:04 GMT MrFanTasy, ye begrimed sad fool, if thy name be George, I'll call thee Peter, ye grieved:
> In article > <1qznl0$dbd$s@rec.humour.funny.satiny-minnie's-pearl.com.costa-rica>, [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > I think Highly improbable.
> that everyone here is A.M.DIO has known THAT for a LONG time name all those you deign to speak for.
> Now take the sh.t covers CIRCUS PIG and GET THE f.ck OUT OF MY GROUP Or else what, you impotent little fuckstain?
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MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 12:44 GMT > MrFanTasy, ye begrimed sad fool, if thy name be George, I'll call thee > Peter, ye grieved: [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Or else what, you impotent little fuckstain? apparently u like the taste of the circus pig¹s huge greasy fat a.s 2
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Gallionellaceae Toluclasticus Bovienii Waikavirus - 27 Jul 2008 13:01 GMT MrFanTasy, ye brainless overwheening rag, there's many a man hath more hair than wit, ye huddled:
>> MrFanTasy, ye begrimed sad fool, if thy name be George, I'll call thee >> Peter, ye grieved: [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > apparently u like the taste of the circus pig¹s huge greasy fat a.s 2 The question stands, fag lamer. Or else what, you impotent little fuckstain?
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MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 13:10 GMT In article <dgcj6y$8kh$g@alt.bitch.hookers.co.gibraltar>, "Gallionellaceae Toluclasticus Bovienii Waikavirus" <incomplete.angel.cakes@alt.pets.ferrets.statuesque-burlap-sister.com.y emen> wrote:
> apparently u like the taste of the circus pig¹s huge greasy fat a.s 2 The question stands...
yes IT does u infected c.nt¹d a.s SUCKER
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Ferribacterium Flavorubescens Melaninogenicus - 27 Jul 2008 13:17 GMT MrFanTasy, ye mad insolent fellow, thou art a dreamer, I will leave thee, ye shrilled:
> In article <dgcj6y$8kh$g@alt.bitch.hookers.co.gibraltar>, > "Gallionellaceae Toluclasticus Bovienii Waikavirus" [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > yes IT does u infected c.nt¹d a.s SUCKER Oh, wow! That's a formidababble flame.
f.ck me dead, haven't you got anything stronger than 'u infected c.nt¹d a.s SUCKER"?
I tell you what, I'll fix it for you. Coming right up...
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WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 16:04 GMT "Ferribacterium Flavorubescens Melaninogenicus" <withered.padding@alt.dating.uk.drooping-spackle-hammer.com.san-marino> wrote in message news:9zxrbp$d3q$8@alt.alien.visitors.laid-up-sweater-treats.biz.zimbabwe...
> MrFanTasy, ye mad insolent fellow, thou art a dreamer, I will leave > thee, ye shrilled: [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > I tell you what, I'll fix it for you. Coming right up... Great! Are you the new damon?
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MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 13:18 GMT In f.cking POOFTER! RECTUM! PENIS BREATH! ANAL COPULATOR! article <dgcj6y$8kh$g@alt.bitch.hookers.co.gibraltar>, "Gallionellaceae Toluclasticus f.cking BACK-DOOR MILKMAN! FLATHEAD! Bovienii Waikavirus" <incomplete.angel.cakes@alt.pets.ferrets.statuesque-burlap-sister.com.y emen> f.cking BLACK JOKE! YELLOW BASTARD! wrote: SCUMBAG! BITCH STICK!
> apparently u like the taste of the circus pig¹s huge greasy fat a.s 2 The f.cking FLESH-BAGS! STAB! question stands... CHUTNEY FERRET! DUNG BALL! TITS AND BUMS!
yes f.cking SHOOT YOUR WAD! ASS-KISSER! f.ck UP! SHOOT YOUR WAD! ASS-OPENER! FANCY-GIRL! IT does u infected f.cking LOVE MEAT! c.nt¹d a.s SUCKER BLACK MORIAH! BAR GIRL!
There you go, much better.
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MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 15:20 GMT In article <o804oq$kjy$e@alt.pets.ferrets.virile-skin-sacks.org.zambia>,
> In f.cking POOFTER! RECTUM! PENIS BREATH! ANAL COPULATOR! article > <dgcj6y$8kh$g@alt.bitch.hookers.co.gibraltar>, "Gallionellaceae [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > There you go, much better. u R So f.cking GAY.....just like PEDOTARD SHITSHINE the PIG FACE¹d SLOB
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Flammulina Propinquus Stumpy - 27 Jul 2008 15:28 GMT MrFanTasy, ye fat mumbling fool, it is fit that I commit offence to my inferiors, ye winced:
> u f.cking SPLIT-ARSE! f.cking CARNAL MEMBER! f.ck f.cking SLAP SKIN! > FACE! EASY-PICK-UP! R So f.cking WANG! f.cking GAY.....just f.cking [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > NIGGER! KNOB! BACK-DOOR BURGLAR! BANGING AWAY! f.cking-STICK! GAYLORD! > PITY-f.ck! I dressed it up for you yet again. Your blitherings completely lack verve and elan. Perhaps you should consider suicide.
> -- f.cking JERK! SHEEP! BLUE-VEINED JUNKET PUMPER! f.cking JISM! BUMP > BELLIES! f.cking DUNG BALL! BUM BALLS! AIR-BAGS! Who cares? BANGING > f.cking STRUMPET! ASS-WEDGE! FUDGE! THIGH! BUM-f.ck! c.nt RAG! GIRL > SCOUT! ARSE GOBLIN! BLOW JOB! BUTT f.cker!
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MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 16:02 GMT In article <yotjoa$f13$o@alt.butts.rickety-teeter.net.bosnia>, "Flammulina Propinquus Stumpy" <emaciated.maraschinos@alt.movies.picking.scabs.from.your.nostrils.co.c roatia> wrote:
> I dressed it up for you yet again. u really must have a BORING MEANINGLESS NO-Life...KiNNa Like PEDOTARD
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Arsenicicoccus Acidominimus Swainsoni Dependovirus - 27 Jul 2008 16:37 GMT MrFanTasy, ye blubbery hell's black intelligencer, contemptuous base born callet, ye grimaced:
> In article <yotjoa$f13$o@alt.butts.rickety-teeter.net.bosnia>, > "Flammulina Propinquus Stumpy" [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > u really must have a BORING MEANINGLESS NO-Life...KiNNa Like PEDOTARD Congratulations, fuckhead. You have just succeeded in posting a message on usenet with the clear intent of conveying the notion that if you post on usenet you have no life.
f.ck me dead, it must suck to be stupid like you.
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WeReo_ScoTTy - 30 Jul 2008 01:39 GMT "Arsenicicoccus Acidominimus Swainsoni Dependovirus" <can't.win.bikini-stuffers@alt.alien.visitors.diarrhoea.co.tunisia> wrote in message news:ewz9nx$m01$f@alt.binaries.fetish.boozing-vagrant.net.macedonia...
> MrFanTasy, ye blubbery hell's black intelligencer, contemptuous base > born callet, ye grimaced: [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > f.ck me dead, it must suck to be stupid like you. http://tinyurl.com/2paq6a SalamanderHead poses for a pic
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Deferribacteres Formicaceticum Kefiranofaciens - 27 Jul 2008 16:46 GMT MrFanTasy, ye sloppy flea bite, there is no more valour in thee than in a wild duck, ye reported:
> In article <yotjoa$f13$o@alt.butts.rickety-teeter.net.bosnia>, > "Flammulina Propinquus Stumpy" [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > u really must have a BORING MEANINGLESS NO-Life...KiNNa Like PEDOTARD Project much?
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MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 17:00 GMT In article <hy16yg$ypq$n@soc.med.slicked-up-shrimp.com.bhutan>, "Deferribacteres Formicaceticum Kefiranofaciens" <ratty.mangos@alt.recovery.effete-tail-sewer.net.iceland> wrote:
> MrFanTasy, ye sloppy flea bite, there is no more valour in thee than in > a wild duck, ye reported: [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Project much? yes....I Project The TRUTH of u¹r meaningless life
u & PEDOTARD PIG need to get a room
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MrFanTasy - 28 Jul 2008 06:12 GMT MrFanTasy, ye freakish infected mind, the food is such as hath been belched on by infected lungs, ye bayed:
> Do blind people have dreams? If they do, do they know what they are > seeing? Onideus Mad Hatter - 28 Jul 2008 11:35 GMT >In article <hy16yg$ypq$n@soc.med.slicked-up-shrimp.com.bhutan>, > "Deferribacteres Formicaceticum Kefiranofaciens" [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > >u & PEDOTARD PIG need to get a room ...ya know, I've noticed that the more frustrated people make you...the less sense you seem to make...and the more you seem to keep molesting that shift key for support. Apparently your Usenets is *VERY* serious business, innt? *nods*
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WeReo_ScoTTy - 30 Jul 2008 01:40 GMT >>In article <hy16yg$ypq$n@soc.med.slicked-up-shrimp.com.bhutan>, >> "Deferribacteres Formicaceticum Kefiranofaciens" [quoted text clipped - 100 lines] > "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, > gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, ) http://tinyurl.com/2paq6a SalamanderHead poses for a pic
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WeReo_ScoTTy - 30 Jul 2008 01:40 GMT > In article <hy16yg$ypq$n@soc.med.slicked-up-shrimp.com.bhutan>, > "Deferribacteres Formicaceticum Kefiranofaciens" [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > u & PEDOTARD PIG need to get a room CERTAINLY not I.
WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 16:05 GMT > MrFanTasy, ye fat mumbling fool, it is fit that I commit offence to my > inferiors, ye winced: [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] >> f.cking STRUMPET! ASS-WEDGE! FUDGE! THIGH! BUM-f.ck! c.nt RAG! GIRL >> SCOUT! ARSE GOBLIN! BLOW JOB! BUTT f.cker! Fix him, Flammulina Propinquus Stumpy!!!
Continue and continue to fix him.
WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 16:04 GMT > In f.cking POOFTER! RECTUM! PENIS BREATH! ANAL COPULATOR! article > <dgcj6y$8kh$g@alt.bitch.hookers.co.gibraltar>, "Gallionellaceae [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > There you go, much better. heh heh heh.
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WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 16:03 GMT > MrFanTasy, ye brainless overwheening rag, there's many a man hath more > hair than wit, ye huddled: [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > The question stands, fag lamer. Or else what, you impotent little > fuckstain? Or else THIS from Mr. I'm Innocent of All Charges-
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WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 16:01 GMT >> MrFanTasy, ye begrimed sad fool, if thy name be George, I'll call thee >> Peter, ye grieved: [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > apparently u like the taste of the circus pig¹s huge greasy fat a.s 2 Noone cares for the ex-con, MrFanTasy. I am the Great and Glorious Ko0K of the Year now. The Wereo is the Sensational and the Glorious. I'm the only one who matters.
WeReo_ScoTTy - 27 Jul 2008 16:00 GMT > MrFanTasy, ye begrimed sad fool, if thy name be George, I'll call thee > Peter, ye grieved: [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Or else what, you impotent little fuckstain? He's going back to Butner real soon, Kadaitcha Man...
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Kadaitcha Man - 27 Jul 2008 12:06 GMT MrFanTasy, ye ill-begotten vile one, that butcher's cur is venom mouthed, ye dreamt up:
> here is A.M.DIO PS: SVBSCRIBE!
Thanks for the invite, new chewtoy of mine.
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MrFanTasy - 27 Jul 2008 12:42 GMT The Wereo Of It All - An interview with Scott Lifshine
This is the story of a child molester named Scott Lifshine who lives in Bronx, NY, at 1810 Bruckner Blvd. 10473-3745 Stop by and tell him what you think of people who abuse children. Or CAWL the FILTHY PEDOPHILE at: (718) 328-2248
Why does Scott Lifshine, a 50+ year old man(?) claim that he took showers in front of pre teen children at Camp Sussex?
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I know the repetitive nature of this post might be annoying but I have a crusade that I am waging against people who sexually molest children. In order to prevent this person from once again trying to seduce young boys in Newsgroups. I will post this factual and accurate account of what this Scott Lifshine scum has done. All links are valid and true, no names were changed to protect the guilty. In my Jihad against the diddler I will delete his insane drooling's and instead replace it with this accurate and true account of what the disease has done to hurt children. I swear this to Allah the almighty from this day forward.
I do this in memory of little Timmy O'Toole
Doin' it for the kids. So Scott wont be doin' it TO the kids!
Sat April 17, 2007 the STUPID RETARDED FAT PEDOPHILE PIG IDIOT ADMITS TO BEING A PERVERT:
O.K., I do admit I made that post. It was a phase I went through, and I admit to all you good people that I did do things I shouldn't have. I apologize to awl of you. I would hope you would still trust me with your little ones.
Sat Sept 30, 2006 the STUPID RETARDED FAT PEDOPHILE PIG IDIOT SAYS:
It was consensual. If you read the posts you'd see those kids were coming on to ME. The camp had an open door policy and I wasn't about to discourage them. You won't find a judge in the country who wouldn't toss that case out on its own merits! It's really not surprising because I am AWL that matters!
I didn't invite them into the shower but once there, they got naturally curious. Kids like to explore. One of the reasons kids go to camp is sex ed. But make no mistake, it was NOT kiddie korn!
Reply from LemonPUSSY: Scott, no such thing as consensual when it involves children!!! The statement you just made is disturbing.
Monday Jan 22, 2007 the STUPID RETARDED FAT PEDOPHILE PIG IDIOT SAYS:
Sex out in the Lower Field and unable to cum because too many goddamn mosquitos biting lol...Sex in the Cabins...SSex in the Helphouse...Sex in the Kitchen...Sex in Tenne Hall...Sex behind the Tenne Hall...Sex in the Woods...Sex in the Car while driving up 'n down the road lol :o sucking and f.cking balls to the walls sex awl over the place. I did "awlright" in My Day don't worry ;-)
What did we know. Today things are different but are they? Prudes eat your hearts out. This happens in *any* summer sleepaway camp you f.cking perverted jerkoffs Tanky & TeDD*y. Whatever happened there 30 years ago is none of your goddamn business. This is where the Wereo came from. This how it be, brother! lol.
Sunday Jan 28, 2007 the STUPID RETARDED FAT PEDOPHILE PIG IDIOT SAYS:
Yes we were diddlin' at the Scamp. FRONT OF WOODS and BACK OF WOODS we diddle. I think it was legal if we were awl under 16. Or if one of us was 17 and the rest of us were 16. Who knew anything in the early 70s? Who even cared?
That's what happened. At least we weren't hardcore kiddie korners. We were innocent scampers diddlin' each other FRONT OF WOODS and BACK OF WOODS.
ZOG eat your heart out. I am the only one who matters on the Internet. Yes Zoggen yes. We were diddlin' and luvin' every minute of it.
Then there were those cute kids from the scamp down the road. We were diddlin' and partyin' them up too! I hope you're happy now. I am the only one who matters.
Friday March 30, 2007 the STUPID RETARDED FAT PEDOPHILE PIG IDIOT SAYS:
There are naked ppl frolicking in this Film. This is total Camp Chaos Anarchy going on. We're smoking dope on Campus, grass-humping each other with little or no regard for gender, pulling off bathing suits, this is a Blue Film. Just to think, this Film was made a mere 9 months before the mighty Jam rolled in...and I was the only one to capture that as well. I'm the only One who matters now.
It was a bad idea to be small at the Scamp. The $Bil man is small, so we used to pick on him. It wasn't a good idea to be small and working at the Scamp! He forgives us, I think. I'll tell you who he is tonight.
It's a good thing I didn't film John Roman from the Scamp. A little caesar is NOT a pizza! It's a two-foot long swinging meat schlong. I am the only one who matters on the Internet. Nuclear Warrior and the Wereo is the only music that matters. What other Dio venues do they *get* this at? None, Only Here. From me. If you see so.
Tonight's the night! I mean, I'm mot asking you to BOW DOWN TO ME at the Party tonight or in front of RCMH or anything...unless you want to, then it's ok ...
There are naked ppl frolicking in this Film. This is total Camp Chaos Anarchy going on. We're smoking dope on Campus, grass-humping each other with little or no regard for gender, pulling off bathing suits, this is a Blue Film. Just to think, this Film was made a mere 9 months before the mighty Jam rolled in...and I was the only one to capture that as well. I'm the only One who matters now.
It was a bad idea to be small at the Scamp. The $Bil man is small, so we used to pick on him. It wasn't a good idea to be small and working at the Scamp! He forgives us, I think. I'll tell you who he is tonight.
It's a good thing I didn't film John Roman from the Scamp. A little caesar is NOT a pizza! It's a two-foot long swinging meat schlong. I am the only one who matters on the Internet. Nuclear Warrior and the Wereo is the only music that matters. What other Dio venues do they *get* this at? None, Only Here. From me. If you see so.
Ppl are coming up with weird versions of the Jam; so far the Wereo crush them awl. Bring 'em on! I created the biggest Musical in the World out of California Jam. I am the only one who matters. I'm mot asking you to Bow Down to me tonight or anything, unless you want to, it's ok, if you see so.
Friday March 29, 2007 the STUPID RETARDED FAT PEDOPHILE PIG IDIOT SAYS:
You're gonna see us humping such maneuvers as "Grass Humping" each other with little or no regard for gender. The ARRMO Piratesses are gonna love this Film. Such is the storied Scamp Film on VHS for you tomorrow, and the quality came out pretty great although I have a slight problem with the Transfer, I think it's very passable. I'm the greatest Filmmaker who ever lived and the Greatest SHOWMAN who ever lived. Better than Houdini.
Neil you still have that Film to watch. Let us know what you think of it. It ungated and uncensored CAMP CHAOS and then the rest of the California Jam Stuff. The CC Film features many shots of WereoBoy-Lite on it, plus the Showerhouse, us smoking dope in broad daylight on Campus, naked ppl, grass-humpers. Bathing suit rippers, the Wereo as the background, it's got a lot of super stuff on it.
I've got the Film on right now and I'm giving the Film to ARRMO tomorrow. You will decide.
Dude-our bodies were perfect in 1973 and we're making fun of what we perceived as slight imperfections in other ppl. In his first Film ever, you'll see the $ Billion $ Man from Scamp in this Film. You'll see he, was small and we were big. Being small was a very bad thing to be at Scamp. Now well, look at him. Now he's one of the BIGGEST high rollers in the world and if you haven't figured out who he is yet I will tell you tomorrow. Am I upstaging you, Mr. Dio? I'm sorry if I am. If you see so.
Oh yes, the Film. I just got thru cutting this Film for ARRMO and it's got some Hellifying film on it! Some of it is my own personal Super 8 Work, mere months before I did my world-remarkable coup by capturing the 1974 California Jam Wereo "when noone else in the World did." You will see some of the magic here. Yeah, we're smoking f.cking dope and everything on my much-Storied Scamp Film.
This is the ungated 12 minutes of CAMP CHAOS i'm laying on you. I showed this to the Joe Franklin ppl a week ago; they don't think there's any Kiddie Korn in it either. It gets racy though. It certainly gets racy! It's pretty ungated too, I can tell you that. The ARRMO piratesses are definately gonna love it. Guys get jealous. Upload it.
My girl says I'm getting a year in prison for it. What does THAT sound like? The wereo is awl that matters today. If you see so. Pat me on the back but please don't knock me down. If you see so. I'm the only one who matters and the GREATEST Man who ever lived. If you see so. I'm the only one who matters. Behold the Divine Image as everything fawls to the Wereo. - LemonPUSSY is just NOW seeing what a PEDO PIG her lover is.....
And AWL this time getting it up the a.s was not quite enough LMAO -
See the most interesting life of the wereo...
This is it: http://tinyurl.com/y93q9g
This is where it sleeps: http://tinyurl.com/y744qm and: http://tinyurl.com/y5bqyk
This is where it prepares its food: http://tinyurl.com/urpzs
This is where it washes: http://tinyurl.com/yxga6v
It calls this place home: http://tinyurl.com/y5vsxv
The questions we need answered remain the same:
How's that career of yours going? Why were you a bastard kid? Why did your parents try to give you away for a quart of milk? Were your Mother & Father brother and sister? Why do you have 4 chins and sagging man boobs? Why did you do hard time in Attica? Why do you have such a long rap sheet? Why did you try and blow homeless bums? How much do you did you earn in say the last 5 years? Why did you walk naked in front of children and sell drugs to them? What happened to that $100,000.00 in credit you said you had? How come you were fired from that cab-driving job you had? Why don't you have any job at all? How come you said you were never a cab driver? Why did you hard time in prison? Why do you have such a long rap sheet? Why did you go on JML and embarrass yourself? Why were you ripped off 4 different times? Why are you such a loser and a total failure? Why are you on welfare? Why do you live in poverty? Why are you so fat? Why are you 200 plus pounds overweight? Why are you 50 years old and an unemployed worthless bum? Why won't your family admit they know you? Why are you not locked up in a mental ward? Why are you teeth black and rotting? Why are you such a failure and a total loser? Why are you such a big bullshitter? Why do you still hold on to a stupid recording from 1974? Why don't you end it all and do society a big favor? Why are you so useless? Why do you make false statements about sending Law Enforcement to people's homes around the world? Why are you so fat and ugly? Why are you not in a NY state ran mental institution where you belong? Why do you live in poverty? Why do you speak with a pathetic lowlfe accent? Why are you such a failure? Why are you such a loser? Why do you have greasy walls? Why are you 200 plus pounds overweight? Why don't you have a job? Why are you living in poverty? Why won't anyone in your family admit you are related to them? How come your parents tried to give you up for adoption? How come you don't take any medication since you are mentally unbalanced? Why are you such a whack job? Why are you not heavily medicated? Why are you not seeking the professional mental help you really need? Why did you give drugs to kids @ Camp Sussex? How come you won't admit you are a fat gay man with BEEFY-MAN BOOBS? Why did you do those terrible perverted things to those poor kids at Camp Sussex? Why did you walk naked in front of kids @ Camp Suusex? Why did you run and hide when you thought "Jerry-Boy" was looking for you? Why are you afraid to admit you are gay? Why did you have a under aged teenage boy living with you? Why did you say you owned store front property all over New York? Why did you say you had meetings with people from Warner Bros? Why are you still living in 1974? Why do you have black rotting teeth? Why do you say a dentist would fix all your black rotting teeth for $40.00? Why did you those horrible things to Little-Bitter-Lemon? Why were you fired from a cab driving job? Why do you make false statements about sending Law Enforcement to people's homes? Why do you wobble when you walk? Why is that recording from 1974 so bad? Why is the Nuclear Dumpsite such a horrible guitar player? Why are you so ugly? Why are you on welfare? Why do your neighbour's slam the door in your face all the time? Why are you and "Smokey the Schmuck" two total a.sholes who are not worth anything? Why are you still living in the same rat hole, 300 square foot apartment for well over 40 plus years? Why are you a fat puppet who I control? Why were you thrown off 5 ISP's? Why do you make empty threats? When is the Judge Lopez episode you bragged about for months going to air? How come you don't care about life passing you by? Why did you say you had a girlfriend when you never did? How come you never made more than $20,000.00 in a year? Do you have to purchase two seats when you fly on an airplane? How come you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy? Why do people point at you and laugh? Why do little kids look at you and start crying? How come you can't see your toes when you look down? Why are you a worthless slob? Why do people stand behind you to get out of the sun? How come you won't admit that you are a homosexual? Why did you have young teenage living in your disgusting apartment? When will you stop being the village idiot? Why do you pay toothless, crack smoking, transvestites to come to your apartment and abuse you? Why did you say you had $100,000.00 in credit and then admit you have no credit cards? Why don't you vanish forever? Why do you like to be made a fool out of all the time? Why could you not afford a ticket to the Heaven & Hell show? Why are your teeth black and rotting? Why did you do those horrible perverted things to Little Lemon? Why are you so damn ugly? Why are you an unemployed bum? Why are you so worthless? Why do you live through some show that happened way back in 1974? Why are you such a failure? Why do you smell like a backed up New York City sewer? Why did the lawyer throw you out of his office and yell, "LUNATIC" Why is the Nuclear Dump-site such a pathetic, imitation of a guitar player? Why are your stupid, pirated tapes so badly recorded? Why did your loser brother run away from you? How come your Father never married your Mother, which made you and your brother, both BASTARD kids? Why do you make some many empty threats? Why are you 50 years old and a pathetic imitation of a human being? Why do you promise things you can never-ever produce? Why do Judge Lopez and the producers refuse to take any of your 400 calls a week? Do you like being my personal puppet? Why can't you fit through a door? Why do you make up stories and convince yourself that they are true? Why do you still live in the same 200 square foot hell-hole apartment for well over 40 plus years? Why do people ignore you when you speak to them? Why are you so damn easy to control and goof on all the time? Why do you have BALONEY-TITS? Why do you have 4 chins and a size 60 inch waist? Why can't you ever rent a friend? When was the last time you looked down and were able to see your toes? Why do you have greasy walls?
The show continues..........
The future home of PIG VOMIT.
http://www.omh.state.ny.us/omhweb/facilities/brpc/facility.htm
A COLLECTION OF PIG VOMIT'S HITS.
REMEMBER THE $100.000.00 IN CREDIT! REMEMBER PIG VOMIT HAS NO CREDIT CARDS!! REMEMBER JUDGE LOPEZ!! REMEMBER CAMP SUSSEX!! REMEMBER THE EMPTY THREATS!! REMEMBER THE USPS!! REMEMBER JERRY-BOY!! REMEMBER THE FISH TANKS AND THE BLUE GRAVEL!! REMEMBER THE CAB DRIVING JOB!! REMEMBER THE 3 DAY JOB!! REMEMBER THE CAR ACCIDENT!! REMEMBER THE $40.00 DENTIST!! REMEMBER THE CAB DRIVING JOB!! REMEMBER THE GREASY WALLS!! REMEMBER $40.00 dentist REMEMBER THE STORE FRONTS! REMEMBER THE WINDOW WASHERS!! REMEMBER THE INTERVIEW WITH ROGER GLOVER IN 1975!! REMEMBER THE LIVE SHOWS!! REMEMBER THE CA JAM 30TH!! REMEMBER BALONEY-TITS GETTING THROWN OUT OF THE LAWYER'S OFFICE!! REMEMBER THE CAR ACCIDENT!! REMEMBER THE SHITTY, HORRIBLE PIRATED RECORDING FROM 1974!! REMEMBER THE MEETINGS WITH MADONNA & ROBERT DENIRO!! REMEMBER THE MEETINGS WITH WARNER BROS!! REMEMBER THE TV & MOVIE DEALS!! REMEMBER THE TOOTHLESS CRACK WHORES!! REMEMBER THE GOOGLE BANNING FOR LIFE!! REMEMBER THE H&H TICKET BUFFALO-BUTT COULD NOT AFFORD!! REMEMBER JUDGE LOPEZ!! REMEMBER THE DEAL THE SLEEZEBAG DID NOT TAKE!! REMEMBER SOL & HIS LOSER BROTHER ARE BASTARD KIDS!!
The other top ten list of Ape-Face.
The Lawyer who threw Buffalo-butt out of his office. The Judge who Beefy-Tits was screaming at and acting like the loser that he is. In a court of law. The girlfriend he claimed who was arrested on a plane for warrants. (He is a gay man, he never had a girlfriend.) The meetings with Warner Bros for TV and movie deals. The Live shows that never happened. The greasy walls. The cab driving job he claimed he never had. He said he was fired from that job. The other 3 day job he was fired from and escorted out of the building with security. The cutting off warts with dirty scissors. (He has no medical insurance so he did it himself. What a loser!) Camp Sussex Black rotting teeth Three chins A size 68-inch waist 400 pounds of fat Fat flaps over meat flaps A face that scares small children & animals A stupid blank look Only 9 and 1/2 toes Dirty disgusting body odor A really bad haircut A rubber-neck Beefy-man tits He uses a 10 foot rope as a belt Buffalo-butt Talks with a really stupid New York lowlife accent Beady black hooded eyes A very long Police record No job No money No hope No future No past No family (They won't even admit they are related to the sh.t-head) No medical insurance Mentally unbalanced Worthless and clueless
It's name is SOL (The total failure) Shitshine
Why does APE-FACE keep making up these outrageous and ridiculous untrue stories? Why is BUFFALO -BUTT a 50 year old unemployed bum and a fat waste of life? Why did the HUMAN- PARADE FLOAT walk named in front of children and give drugs to teenagers at Camp Sussex? Why won't BEEFY-TITS come out of the closet he is hiding in, and just admit he is an overweight, ugly gay man? Why is BALONEY-TITS not heavily medicated and living in a mental ward where he belongs?
The slob of blob. The flop & the failure. The unemployed-mental case with the pathetic recording from 1974. That is the only thing he holds on. Other than large amounts of food. He still continues to write the same old song & tired dance. Month after month. Year after year. He always says this will happen and that will happen. He is working on movies. TV series-radio broadcasts-book deals-live shows and appearances. Plus other made up stupidity. How can he fly anywhere? He has to buy two seats just for him to squeeze into. The airline will not let him on board to due to the horrible stench coming from him. The crew would and the passengers would be gagging and grasping for air. He can't even afford an airline ticket. So that would never happen. He still thinks Jerry-Boy was a real person to this day. The only things that happen to him are on the top 15 list...
1-He gets fatter and wider. 2-He gets more warts on his body and tries to pull them off. 3-He gets older & more bizarre 4-He gets uglier (Man- is he ugly!!) 5- He gets bigger baloney-tits than the year before. 6-He never leaves that hellhole apartment and he is on that old broken down computer almost day and night. Which, most likely is still is ran by Windows 95 and dial up. 7-He can't walk down one flight of stairs without holding his chest and huffing and puffing. 8-He can't understand why he is 50 years old and a total failure and a complete flop. 9-He can't understand why he can't get anymore welfare checks from the government 10-He calls people and they slam the phone on him. 11-He can't understand why he can't a woman. Because he is a fat perverted GAY-400 pound 1/2 man with only 9.5 toes and warts covering his fat body. That is why. 12-He can't understand why he can't even rent a friend. No one wants to be near him. Not even- rent a friend!!! 13-He can't understand why people slam doors in his face or quickly run away from him and scream "GET AWAY FROM ME-YOU SICK SMELLY BASTARD!!!" 14-He can't understand why people gag and throw up while they are standing near him. Here is a hint for you-Tubby. Water and soap more than once a month. 15-He can't understand why people goof on him and point their fingers at him and laugh as he waddles on by. Let's take a look at why know one would hire him for any kind of work. He did have a cab driving job once. But, because of his weight the taxi company had to replace the shocks every month. So, they fired him.
Would you hire a 400 pound-wart infested-walking heart attack waiting to happen? With black rotting teeth and no skills other than shoveling large quantities of food into his fat mouth. Let's not forget his mental issue. He makes up things like sending Barney Miiler & Inspector Clouseaus & Kojak & Nash Bridges & Walker Texas Ranger and other made up cops to people's homes all over the country. Don't forget about all the money he said he has. Which equals a total net worth of about $30.00. Who would hire him? He said he could be a actor. He could not get a part in his own hair. Don't forget the many storefronts he claimed he owns in Manhattan.
We all know know he puts on a dress -made out of a tent. With fish-net stockings and high heels. Then, he dances around his apartment singing to Sister Sledge - "We are family." I know, I know the LVMPD & The FBI & The CIA & The USPS & E-Bay... They are all coming to get me and were commanded by you to do so. I will have the coffee ready for them.
But what can you expect from someone that lives in a filthy hovel?
He still has trouble making his rent. The idiot is in a rent controlled dump. Which means his rent is somewhere between $200.00 and $400.00 a month. He has lived in that rat and roach infested hellhole for well over 40 plus years. That is pathetic. He still has to struggle every month to make his rent. 50 years old without a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out of. That is sad.
I am still laughing and we can all thank the fat-gay man from 1810 Bruckner Blvd for that.
Where is the airing of the so called Judge Lopez episode that Baloney-Tits bragged about everyday for months? He is still an unemployed worthless bum. He still lives in the same roach infested, vile and disgusting, 300 square foot apartment for well over 40 plus years. (That is really pathetic) The people in his building hate him and run away as soon as they see him wobbling towards them. He claimed a dentist would fix his black rotting teeth for $40.00. What happened to all those live shows? What happened to the TV and movie deals with Warner Bros? Remember how he was ripped off 4 different times. He claimed he interviewed Roger Glover in 1976 with Rainbow. (RG joined Rainbow in 1979) He had a job that lasted only 3 days before he was fired and thrown off the property by security. He still does not know the difference between fiction and non-fiction. The fat freak is going nowhere at record speeds. What happened to all the parades to be in his honor all over the country? (ROTFL at this one.) He talks about some broken down hag named the Nuclear Dumpsite who can't even play in basic 4/4 time. Remember what happened with the Ca Jam 30th birthday party. (LOL at this one) What happened to all the store front properties he claimed he owned in Manhattan? How about when he said he had meetings with Robert DeNiro and Madonna at his store front in Manhattan. His recordings and his so called editing are so bad, it is sad. How about when he calls his hell-hole apartment building, "HIGH RISE - LUXURY APARTEMNTS" (Really laughing at this one) Remember the car accident when his lawyer threw him out of his office and dropped his case. (Another good one) How about the one where he claimed to be on a plane to Ontario, Ca. He then claimed his girlfriend was arrested for warrants while she was sitting on the plane. Remember the cab driving job he claimed he never had and he was driving a cab for a living. How about the time when he got a ticket and went to court and starting yelling at the judge. What happened to the $100,00.00 in credit? How can he have $100,000.00 in credit when he wrote he does not have any credit cards? His FICO credit score is somewhere around his weight. He is a closet gay.
That sums him up.
He is just one big goof-ball who is totally clueless.
Suppose you do these things. FOR REAL!!
Stop lying to yourself Stop collecting welfare or whatever the government gives you. Stop embarrassing yourself everyday Stop eating 5 times a day Stop watching your life pass you right by Start looking for work Go on a diet and stick to it Stop living through that pathetic recording from 33 years ago Throw away those stupid tapes (They are useless) Stop acting like a 14 year old and start acting like a man Start thinking about your future. Start going out more Start walking a mile or 2 a day Start exercising more Stop being irrational Start living in 2007 instead of 1974 Try and act like a normal man and not an insane person Get those teeth fixed (You really need to) Get out of that rat hole apartment and move somewhere else
Sorry, Scotty, but yer AWL WASHED UP, you BIG FAT FRAWD!
"Turn up the voltage on the fat-guy until he shuts up"
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Read AWL about Scott Lifshine and what he says about Camp Sussex being a NUDE camp for kids AND how he sold drugs to Camp Sussex employees:
http://tinyurl.com/bhmck http://tinyurl.com/8jqaj http://tinyurl.com/cgryq http://tinyurl.com/drjcb
Concerned? Outraged? Want to tell the camp how you feel?
Camp Sussex Contact Info: Contact Bob Silver at 718-261-8700 x13 or fax (718) 793-2857 Email: BSilver...@aol.com
Office Address: 110-11 Queens Blvd., Suite 1BB Forest Hills, NY 11375 Phone Number: Tel 718.261.8700 Fax Number: Tel 718.793.2857 Email: campsus...@aol.com Camp Address: 110Camp Sussex 1720 Route 565 Sussex, NJ 07461
Lifshine, S 1810 Bruckner Blvd, Apt 14A Bronx, NY 10473-3738 (718) 328-2248 Type: Land Line Provider: Verizon
Local Information for Bronx, NY Population: 1,332,650 Total Households: 463,242 Median Age: 31.50 Median Household Income: $27,611
Source: U.S. Census Bureau; Census 2000
There's no GATES because no one can afford them!! That Median Household Income is about 1/3 of what I make alone.
--------- Attacker Leaves His Own Mug Shots Behind --------- NEW YORK - A picture may be worth a thousand words, or 5 to 20 in the state pen. Police are searching for a taxi cab passenger after he allegedly attacked the driver and fled, but not before leaving more than a dozen photographs of himself on the back seat. The driver, Scott Lifshine, said that the man refused to pay his fare and tried to grab him in a headlock before running off. "I hit the accelerator and then slammed on the brakes, throwing him off balance. I got a bloody lip and he wrenched my neck. Then he opened the back door and ran off," exclaimed Lifshine. "He obviously didn't intend to leave [the photos] behind, but that's what he did."
Lifshite, asking stupid questions (like he asks any other kind?): http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/my/profile?show=4eecb9a6d71a3e370617825f8...
Lifshite being the nutcase he is: https://www.ifp.org/classifieds/classified.php?id=5894
One man's opinion of Lifshite (which 99.999% of humanity shares...): http://classicstorytelling.com/showpost.php?p=283134&postcount=7
I didn't realize you were disfigured. I mean, besides your face.
And who can forget this classic!
Police Arrest Man at Ontario Museum
(AP) 28 Jan. 2001 - Sheriff's deputies were called to the Ontario Museum of History and Art Monday, after a mentally ill man refused to leave until his collection of radio tapes were put on display. Officials say Scott A. Lifshine of New York entered the museum around 1 o'clock, carrying a shopping bag full of reel-to-reel tapes and video cassettes. Lifshine, 42, claimed to be the only person on earth in possession of recordings of the momentus "California Jam" concert, that took place at the Ontario Motor Speedway in the 1970's. When told that his tapes were not rare, or relevant to the museum's exhibits, Lifshine became angry and refused to leave.
Deputy Ronald Juerst described Lifshine as a man with "several mental illnesses", who has a history of confrontations in public places in New York. Records show Lifshine was evaluated following an arrest in 1981. He is described as a "paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur". He told sherriff's department interviewers that he is the "greatest rock star and movie star in the world", and that he "controls all Internet newsgroups". Newsgroups are bulletin boards available online which cover thousands of topics. Lifshine's carries an I.D. card that lists his home address as a halfway house for the mentally ill in East Rutherford, New Jersey.
Can you guess who is the worlds biggest:
fat stupid pedophile
Just hit up Goggle with those 3 terms and find out who is #1
Even beat out Michael Moores SICKO
I think that we AWL know who is the NUMBER ONE SICKO
Even Michael Jackson ranks #5 compared to this NUMBER ONE RANKED FAT STUPID PEDOPHILE....AND....this STUPID RETARDED FAT PEDOPHILE PIG IDIOT ADMITS TO BEING A PERVERT
MoM & PoPs weirdio wood be SO PROUD ;)
You should write to the Google administrators to erase substantial and massive crapload of your sex-driven lustful posts before anyone sees and reads what you have written. No normal person would write massive amounts sexual prose of their own miserable sex-life or make creepy lustful responds to people whom they don't know, how old or what their backrounds are. Anyone with a half of wit can see that something is poop-wired in your head. You're very ill and fundamentally blind to your own illness. Whatever caused you to stop taking your medicine years ago has made you cross way beyond moral thinking and has made you incredibly creepy.
Somethingie tells me that PIG FACE will be on the OUT-side of the Kamp fence when the neXt kiddie ORGY starts again LMAO @ The PEDO PIGGY
Sat Sept 30, 2006 the STUPID RETARDED FAT PEDOPHILE PIG IDIOT SAYS:
It was consensual. If you read the posts you'd see those kids were coming on to ME. The camp had an open door policy and I wasn't about to discourage them. You won't find a judge in the country who wouldn't toss that case out on its own merits! It's really not surprising because I am AWL that matters!
I didn't invite them into the shower but once there, they got naturally curious. Kids like to explore. One of the reasons kids go to camp is sex ed. But make no mistake, it was NOT kiddie korn!
Reply from LemonPUSSY: Scott, no such thing as consensual when it involves children!!! The statement you just made is disturbing.
PS.....THIS IS EASILY FOUND IN GOOGLE NEWGROUP ARCHIVES PIG
PIG FACE is now the #1 STUPID FAT PEDOPHILE as per GOOGLE
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http://www.riaa.com/reportpiracy.php
Oh.....have I mentioned:
http://www.californiajam.com/
Scott's Bio Scott Lifshine Short Bio Bronx resident Lifshine scored a remarkable coup in 1974 by being the only person "to push the record button on the California Jam while the whole world was sleeping. On Nytol." As a result, Lifshine is the proud possessor of the only recordings in existence of CalJam, a Woodstock-like gathering of over 200,000 rock enthusiasts at the Ontario (CA) Motor Speedway, a concert televised by ABC-TV and featuring such musical/cultural legends as The Eagles, Deep Purple and Earth, Wind and Fire in live performances over a 12-hour period. Only recently has Lifshine rediscovered the existence of these reel-to-reel tapes, an event he says "is comparable to finding King Tut's tomb!"
Dedicated to the discovery and promotion of musical and cultural exclusives, Lifshine is also bringing "Borscht Belt" from Tikva Records to the attention of worldwide music critics: "This is a very little known Icon LP of Jewish American Culture that's celebrating a somewhat lonely 40th Anniversary."
Continuing his track record of remarkable exclusives, Lifshine has just announced a world exclusive of vintage other little tidbits of American Culture that noone else has either!
SNORT SNORT for me PIG...ur days are numbered u IDIOT a.shole PEDO PIG
PEDO PIG PEDO PIG Does whatever a PEDO PIG does Can he swing From a web No he cant He's a pig LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!
He is a PEDO PIG!!
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Aspella Intestinalis Kobensis Erythrovirus - 27 Jul 2008 13:04 GMT MrFanTasy, ye yeasty raven, die a beggar, ye cringed:
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