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Space Forum / Astronomy / January 2009GEORGE CARLIN: "Believe me, folks, There IS a God -- and Is HE Ever Pissed!"
< ================================== > A MESSAGE FROM GEORGE CARLIN < I just received this e-mail from George Carlin. How he did it, I have no idea, but there must be a computer wherever the hell he is. < Ed: I still regard religion as pure bullshit but I've changed my mind about there being no God. I still detest religious brainwashing but now I know FOR SURE there's a Supreme Being because I've met Him.Naturally, I apologized for saying He doesn't exist and He grabbed me and gave me a big bear hug -- and now we're getting along swell. He told me He's also a bit pissed about the money-making schemes and brainwashing being done in the name of religion. < -- George < P.S. You can contact me at georgecarlin@cloud9. (Please don't give out my e-mail address.) < =================================== < George Carlin, now with plenty of time on his hands, finally had a chance to read Ed Conrad's Web page about the miraculous rescue of two insignificant coal miners in Pennsylvania in 1963. < We'll get his thoughts right after this exclusive video of his very first seance in which he threw the book at organized religions and even denied there is a God, for which He sincerely regrets.. < (Again, make sure the kiddies are wearing their ear muffs) < http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o < Ed Conrad http://www.edconrad.com < =================== < This is the Web page what convinced George Carlin that there INDEED is a God and that DEATH, as we think we know it, SIMPLY DOES NOT EXIST. < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg < http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/ < ============ < > MAJOR NEWSPAPERS IN ENGLAND London Daily Express Daily Mail Daily Mirror Daily Star Electronic Telegraph Financial Times News of the World Observer (Sunday) Sunday Mirror Sunday People Sunday Times The Guardian The Independent The Sun The Times >< >================================== > > >> A MESSAGE FROM GEORGE CARLIN >> If you want this abusive crossposter to be terminated - postmaster@peer1.com, abuse@peer1.net, dhswip@peer1.com, service@coretel.net, <mailto:service@coretel.net>abuse@coretel.net <mailto:abuse@coretel.net>, ipadmin@coretel.net <mailto:ipadmin@coretel.net> want to hear from you. He's been barred from other ISPs - it's time for him to be terminated again. >> < >> ================================== [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > He's been barred from other ISPs - it's time for him to be terminated > again. Get over yourself. On Jul 11, 11:09 am, clams_casino <PeterGrif...@DrunkinClam.com> wrote: > blues...@hotmail.com wrote: > >< [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > If you want this abusive crossposter to be terminated - No, far from it...his messages are quite funny. Profound, too. > postmas...@peer1.com, ab...@peer1.net, dhs...@peer1.com, serv...@coretel.net, <mailto:serv...@coretel.net>ab...@coretel.net <mailto:ab...@coretel.net>, ipad...@coretel.net <mailto:ipad...@coretel.net> want to hear from you. > > He's been barred from other ISPs - it's time for him to be terminated again. "You can't stand the truth." - Jack Nicholson > On Jul 11, 11:09 am, clams_casino <PeterGrif...@DrunkinClam.com> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > No, far from it...his messages are quite funny. Profound, too. Profoundly funny, perhaps; if you like making fun of the insane. >> postmas...@peer1.com, ab...@peer1.net, dhs...@peer1.com, serv...@coretel.net, <mailto:serv...@coretel.net>ab...@coretel.net <mailto:ab...@coretel.net>, ipad...@coretel.net <mailto:ipad...@coretel.net> want to hear from you. >> >> He's been barred from other ISPs - it's time for him to be terminated again. > > "You can't stand the truth." > - Jack Nicholson Ah. So part of your problem is an inability to remember lines from movies. Your standards for funny and profound are clearer now. Tom McDonald burped: >> On Jul 11, 11:09 am, clams_casino <PeterGrif...@DrunkinClam.com> >> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > Ah. So part of your problem is an inability to remember lines from movies. And your problem is a nervous tick on the send button. > Tom McDonald burped: >>> On Jul 11, 11:09 am, clams_casino <PeterGrif...@DrunkinClam.com> [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > And your problem is a nervous tick on the send button. LOL, this from the one who seems to "have"to respond to everything here. Must have had a long day asking "will you have fries with that"? So now it's time for him to put on his cape.  SignatureNote: If you find a message or posting from me inappropriate or disruptive just ignore it. If you do not know to ignore it just E-Mail me to complain and I will be only too happy to demonstrate. Alex Clayton took the cock out of his mouth: >> Tom McDonald burped: >>>> On Jul 11, 11:09 am, clams_casino <PeterGrif...@DrunkinClam.com> [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > LOL, this from the one who seems to "have"to respond to everything here. Looks like I got on your nerves, excellent :) Maybe I should reply to "everything here"... that would be in the order of tens of thousands of posts. Maybe I should enhance it by posting under a new pseudonym... say, as 'Alex Clayton'? Excellent. > Must have had a long day asking "will you have fries with that"? So now it's > time for him to put on his cape. You haven't been on Usenet for very long, have you? You're gonna have to do *much* better than that :) > > On Jul 11, 11:09 am, clams_casino <PeterGrif...@DrunkinClam.com> > > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Profoundly funny, perhaps; if you like making fun of the insane. Semelweis was insane...driven insane by those who opposed him. He proposed that physicians disinfect their hands prior to delivering babies as a means to end childbirth fever which as highly fatal to birthing mothers. Doctors wprefered to wipe their hands on their lapels after conducting autopsies. From what I can tell Ed Conrad, shows no evidence of being insane. His humor is quite incisive. His discovery is truly extraordinary. > >> postmas...@peer1.com, ab...@peer1.net, dhs...@peer1.com, serv...@coretel.net, <mailto:serv...@coretel.net>ab...@coretel.net <mailto:ab...@coretel.net>, ipad...@coretel.net <mailto:ipad...@coretel.net> want to hear from you. > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Ah. So part of your problem is an inability to remember lines > from movies. Doh! It's "handle." > Your standards for funny and profound are clearer now. On Jul 11, 11:15 pm, Tom McDonald <tmcdonald2...@charter.net> wrote: Tom McDonald? Isn't that the fool that thinks farmers shouldn't even be able to keep and sell artifacts they find on their own land? Just hand them over to Big Brother and the archaeological establishment?! > On Jul 11, 11:15 pm, Tom McDonald <tmcdonald2...@charter.net> wrote: > > Tom McDonald? Isn't that the fool that thinks farmers shouldn't even be > able to keep and sell artifacts they find on their own land? Just hand them > over to Big Brother and the archaeological establishment?! Nope. That's what some (you?) have made up because it's easier to think that (and dismiss such as myself) than to actually understand my position. Saves lots of thinking on your part, and makes for good griping with other jaded collectors. My view has always been that there should be good relationships of respect among land owners, collectors and archaeologists. That way, vital information is not lost; property rights are maintained; and the value of collectors' collections is enhanced because their artifacts have proper and valid provenance. <snark> Aren't you the fool that thinks collectors ought to be able to break any laws they like if, by doing so, they get cool swag? Just trespass on a farmer's land and dig up whatever they like in the dead of night? </snark> See how easy it is to demonize another person or group, making win-win-win situations impossible? I suspect you don't support breaking laws to build a collection. Give me credit for also supporting law-abidingness. vital information is not lost; property rights are > maintained; and the value of collectors' collections is enhanced because their artifacts have proper and <valid provenance. enhancement of collections and provenance are moot as long as the finder reaps his just financial reward via auction or private sale. <snark> Aren't you the fool that thinks collectors ought <to be able to break any laws they like Laws are made by the fallible and wealthy elitists who only want to keep wealth out of the hands of the lower classes. <Just trespass on a farmer's land and dig up <whatever they like in the dead of night? Survival of the fittest and the smartest. If someone is smart enough to get past a security system, then they deserve the booty.....ala Oceans Twelve. > breaking laws to build a collection. Give me credit for also > supporting law-abidingness. see earlier comments referring to laws made by fallible wealthy elitists who only want to keep wealth from those who need it the most. > vital information is not lost; property rights are >> maintained; and the value of collectors' collections is enhanced because [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > see earlier comments referring to laws made by fallible wealthy elitists who > only want to keep wealth from those who need it the most. I see that I gave you too much credit for honor. I'd suggest you have to live with yourself and that's sad for you, but I suspect you have convinced yourself that you're the shining rebel. But you're just a thief with a fig leaf. "Tom McDonald" <tmcdonald2672@charter.net> wrote in message news:qqxek.39> I see that I gave you too much credit for honor. Your definition of honor is obeying laws put in place by disingenuous politicians that allow the rich to prevent the poor from rising out of the mire to make a living. If that is truly the definition of honor on Planet Earth, what would the definition be elsewhere in the galaxy? > "Tom McDonald" <tmcdonald2672@charter.net> wrote in message news:qqxek.39> I > see that I gave you too much credit for honor. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > If that is truly the definition of honor on Planet Earth, what would the > definition be elsewhere in the galaxy? Are you saying that collectors cannot make a living without breaking the law? If so, you need to talk to some collectors who don't break the law to test your assertion. If this is where you choose to draw the line in the sand about fighting 'The Man', when there are so many more worthy, and less selfish, issues that actually do demand justice, well I pity your lack of discernment. > Are you saying that collectors cannot make a living >without breaking thelaw? Only collectors on a limited budget cannot make a living. If they could make a living, they wouldn't be poor in the first place would they? >If so, you need to talk to some collectors who > don't break the law to test your assertion. No need to. Follow simple logic and it will set you free. > Follow simple logic and it will set you free. Killing your crossposting into the eBay group will set you free. And will help prevent burning bags of dog poop on your porch. Lumpy In Your Ears for 40 Years www.LumpyMusic.com > Are you saying that collectors cannot make a living without breaking > the law? Are there gay bars in Iran? Is Madonna a virgin? Does Foxnews provide fair and balanced news? Ed Conrad IS INSANE! lmao! That means your sanity is very questionable! Saul Levy >From what I can tell Ed Conrad, shows no evidence of being insane. His >humor is quite incisive. His discovery is truly extraordinary. The loser would probably blame termination of his account not on reported abuse, but on THE DEMONS AT HIS DOORSTEP THAT WANT TO DESTROY ALL THOSE WHO WORSHIP THE LAWD! PRAAAISE THE LAWD! > >< > >================================== [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > postmaster@peer1.com, abuse@peer1.net, dhswip@peer1.com, service@coretel.net, <mailto:service@coretel.net>abuse@coretel.net <mailto:abuse@coretel.net>, ipadmin@coretel.net <mailto:ipadmin@coretel.net> want to hear from you. > He's been barred from other ISPs - it's time for him to be terminated again. The demons need love too, Mark! lmfjao! Saul Levy >The loser would probably blame termination of his account not on reported >abuse, but on THE DEMONS AT HIS DOORSTEP THAT WANT TO DESTROY ALL THOSE WHO >WORSHIP THE LAWD! >PRAAAISE THE LAWD! > The loser would probably blame termination of his account not on reported > abuse, but on THE DEMONS AT HIS DOORSTEP THAT WANT TO DESTROY ALL THOSE WHO > WORSHIP THE LAWD! > PRAAAISE THE LAWD! By the reverend R.V. Corvette. Put your finger in the light socket and feel the divine electricity of God! Does anybody remember Brother Al's radio program? Where he always would carefully spell his name? Those mexican stations could kill small furry animals within a five mile range. The World Tomorrow with Gardner Ted Armstrong. Or the guy who went to the Cox department store to buy a searsucker suit. And got confused and ended up at Sears instead. SignatureMany thanks, Don Lancaster voice phone: (928)428-4073 Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552 rss: http://www.tinaja.com/whtnu.xml email: don@tinaja.com Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com > The loser would probably blame termination of his account not on reported > abuse, but on THE DEMONS AT HIS DOORSTEP THAT WANT TO DESTROY ALL THOSE WHO [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > again. My goodness, is the whole truth and nothing but the truth pissing you off, or what? Why are you and others of your kind so deathly afraid of Ed's old as coal man? Why wouldn't the human species have been around as of 250+ million years BP? ~ BG This sh.t again, BradBoi? lmfjao! THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT MAN HAS BEEN AROUND MORE THAN 3-5 MILLION YEARS! We are LAUGHING AT YOU AND ED! Saul Levy >Why are you and others of your kind so deathly afraid of Ed's old as >coal man? [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > ~ BG Did George stop taking his meds? Sounds like he did! lmao! Saul Levy >< >================================== [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] >George Carlin, now with plenty of time on his hands, > finally had a chance to read Ed Conrad's Web page [Ed Conrad sh.t removed unread as usual] |
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