Space Forum / Astronomy / June 2008

Ole col. Jake wants a dick so bad that he sucks Pinky Sue's all the time.

HJ

<Hagar teh Fagar, has sh.t for breath>

Fagar <hagen@sahm.name> pull HJ out of his mouth and exhaled
<news:Zp6dnQ8-JeLEePXVnZ2dnUVZ_jSdnZ2d@giganews.com>

How teh f.ck?,
"Do you know?!?!?! (Fagar),...., are you always,
fondling it!!! (maybe if you choke it, HJ will just die)..."
(Fagar, Teh Little Dick Head Stroking Collaborator)

Fagar?,
"You're mumbling again?!?!?!,...., pull Teh Little Dick Head,
out of your f.cking AZZ!!! (CoCK-SUCKING-FAGGoT DADDY f.cker)..."
(Fagar gets a hard-on just thinking about FECAL CoVERED Dick Head)

So tell us Fagar?,
"When you're kissing Honest John?!?!?!,...., does he tickle,
teh back of your throat?!?!?! (FECAL CoVERED CoCK SUCKER)..."

"BAM1BAM"
"Honest John - kissing his brother's, CHEATIN' BOYFRIEND!!!..."
(Hagar teh Fagar)

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