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Space Forum / Astronomy / July 2008What if(on old and alone)
What if being alone old and lived out your friends means this? You might be the only one at your wake? Not hard to figure Fits well Bert > What if being alone old and lived out your friends means this? You > might be the only one at your wake? Not hard to figure Fits well > Bert So what? You got to attend all of their wakes. Double-A You don't have to die alone. Move to a rooming house in a slum .. you'll watch your neighbors die .. and they'll watch you die. > You don't have to die alone. > Move to a rooming house in a slum .. you'll watch your neighbors die .. > and they'll watch you die. Or come up with a song and dance act, and you can die on stage! Double-A Double-A Love to dance Love to sing but can't do those two that good for a dance,song act. Reality is I can do and have done some stand up stick. I love to make people laugh. Let me tell you nobody wants to die on stage. I would rather be died first. Bert PS Treb just jumped in to say Ih AA > Double-A Love to dance Love to sing but can't do those two that good > for a dance,song act. Reality is I can do and have done some stand up > stick. I love to make people laugh. Let me tell you nobody wants to > die on stage. I would rather be died first. Bert PS Treb just jumped in > to say Ih AA And ih to Treb. Maybe you can get a job at one of the local strip joints. You know, the guys who do the jokes while the girls are changing into new costumes to take off. Those stand up comedians were the main reasons that my friends and I used to frequent those places (oh yeah!). Double-A Double-A People don't listen to old people and you have to have people listen when on stage. On Sundays I did do some stick at Ruth's nursing home and I did make most laugh. I joked about my being old,and they could relate to that. I read the Sunday paper to them and the staff thought that was very funny and clever of me. Go figure Bert How about at DisneyWorld? Saul Levy >> Double-A Love to dance Love to sing but can't do those two that good >> for a dance,song act. Reality is I can do and have done some stand up [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >Double-A Double-A I would do my stick for free at a strip club for obvious reasons. Not hard to figure Bert > Double-A I would do my stick for free at a strip club for obvious > reasons. Not hard to figure Bert Bert, i hear that the back rooms at those places are are real hoot! <g> happy days and... starry starry nights!  SignatureIndelibly yours, Paine Ellsworth P.S.: Thank YOU for reading! P.P.S.: http://painellsworth.net Painius I think at 80 touring the retirement homes is my best bet with my old age material Go figure bert > Painius I think at 80 touring the retirement homes is my best bet with > my old age material Go figure bert What? no more "honeymoons" in Viagra Falls for you? happy days and... starry starry nights! SignatureIndelibly yours, Paine Ellsworth P.S.: Thank YOU for reading! P.P.S.: http://painellsworth.net Viagra Falls I love that. I shall use it in my stick. You make me LAUGH Bert > Double-A I would do my stick for free at a strip club for obvious > reasons. Not hard to figure Bert In Portland, Mary's Club is the oldest and most revered of the strip joints. It is right next door to the Benson Hotel, where Presidents have stayed! The do employ stand up comics. http://marysclub.com/ Double-A > > Double-A I would do my stick for free at a strip club for obvious > > reasons. Not hard to figure Bert [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Double-A When Jimmy Carter stayed at the Benson, he didn't have to go far to "lust in his heart"! When Clinton stayed there, he would have passed right by Mary's Club as he jogged to McDonalds! Double-A |
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