NOTE: This post rated "GP" (for "gentle porn")...
> Gravity going up and down begs this question In the ISS do you
> have to tie the girl to the bed to have proper sex? Best to keep in
> mind its still a Freudian world even in free fall Bert
Absolutely, Bert, a loose tether would definitely keep
her safer. And you might want want to tie yourself down
loosely as well. Remember, if you hit your head on the
ceiling or wall in space, it can be "concussion" city just
like down here on the ground. Since sex can generally
take a good deal of focus, you might not see the wall
coming at you.
But don't tie yourself or the lady up too tightly, or else
neither of you will be able to get very "bizzie". <g>
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G=EMC^2 Glazier - 01 Jul 2008 11:54 GMT
Painius Doctor Ruth told us trying out new positions was very good. I
can see great possibilities having sex on the ISS. The ISS might not
be a pink elephant after all. It could have great possibilities. Bert
Painius - 01 Jul 2008 16:16 GMT
> Painius Doctor Ruth told us trying out new positions was very good. I
> can see great possibilities having sex on the ISS. The ISS might not
> be a pink elephant after all. It could have great possibilities. Bert
Oh ya! Specially with some of those GMC types.
(Gorgeous Mission Commanders)
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G=EMC^2 Glazier - 01 Jul 2008 21:20 GMT
Painius Right you are Future girl astronauts will be based not on
brains but good looks. Ugly girls will be grounded by NASA.
Nymphomaniacs will be used on Mars missions. Best to realize a long
space trip is very boring,and good sex helps pass the time of days.
I just hope they don't pollute outer space by throwing wet condoms out
the air-hatch Bert
Painius - 02 Jul 2008 01:07 GMT
> Painius Right you are Future girl astronauts will be based not on
> brains but good looks. Ugly girls will be grounded by NASA.
> Nymphomaniacs will be used on Mars missions. Best to realize a long
> space trip is very boring,and good sex helps pass the time of days.
> I just hope they don't pollute outer space by throwing wet condoms out
> the air-hatch Bert
eeYOO0ooo!
Can you imagine clippin' along in your new nifty quantum
engineered, nano-nano-technology, bright red spiffy ship
designed and manufactured by Ford Butyl-Plasma Drive
carships, and then...
S P L A T !
...ALL OVER THE FORWARD SCREEN LENS !
eeYOO0ooo!
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Saul Levy - 03 Jul 2008 23:57 GMT
What about all those used tampons, BEERTbrain? lmao!
Or are those girls going to be PREGNANT all the time?
Which would cause other problems...
Even the ugly ones look good after being cooped up long enough with
them. Unless you learn to HATE them!
See WartPiggy and BradBoi for HATE posts.
Saul Levy
>Painius Right you are Future girl astronauts will be based not on
>brains but good looks. Ugly girls will be grounded by NASA.
>Nymphomaniacs will be used on Mars missions. Best to realize a long
>space trip is very boring,and good sex helps pass the time of days.
>I just hope they don't pollute outer space by throwing wet condoms out
>the air-hatch Bert
Saul Levy - 03 Jul 2008 23:45 GMT
Do you think Pee-Air would have better luck up there, BEERTbrain?
lmao!
Travel costs are a bit high...
Saul Levy
>Painius Doctor Ruth told us trying out new positions was very good. I
>can see great possibilities having sex on the ISS. The ISS might not
>be a pink elephant after all. It could have great possibilities. Bert
G=EMC^2 Glazier - 04 Jul 2008 15:04 GMT
Cactus Saul I'm thinking Earth's gravity is taking its toll on Pee-Air
So possibly he would perform better on the ISS. Pee-Air would be the
oldest penis in space. Another plus for Pee-Air would be his chance to
use the NASA $25,000,000 toilet. Bert
I think that arms and legs would work well, BEERTbrain! lmao!
Makes the girl work a little harder...
Isaac Asimov should have covered this problem somewhere.
Saul Levy
>Gravity going up and down begs this question In the ISS do you
>have to tie the girl to the bed to have proper sex? Best to keep in
>mind its still a Freudian world even in free fall Bert