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Space Forum / Astronomy / July 2008The 144,000 chosen ones.
The 144,000 chosen ones. Revelation 7 states that 144,000 were sealed, just prior to the beginning of the war. Then you see the multitude of all nations standing before God. According to Exodus, the chief judges of thousands in the army of God were marked with a seal on their right hand and their forehead, and since this is a repeat of exodus, these 144,000 are also chiefs of thousands, being chaste and pure, thus assuring that judgments at gound level during the tribulation is done properly, by men who are not corrupt. The great multitude in white robes(As-Sorfa al-baida) is the first fruit of the earth, the righteous of mankind which the army of God brought before the Lord after separating the wheat from the chaff, the good from the rotten. As it is written in Jeremiah 24, who saw two baskets before the Lord. 144,000 chiefs of thousands gives us an army of 144 million men, for the harvest of the earth. Since the book calls for 200 million, there's another 56 million somewhere, probably logistical support of some sort. And the thousands under the authority of the judges are provided by all the nations of the earth, who bring their men for the army of the harvest... I might add that these judges would, no doubt, find me rather base and despicable. But since I am the lowest in the kingdom, I am more to be viewed as a lower limit of acceptability rather than an upper one... after all, I am the man of sin. Revelation 7 1. After his I saw four angels standing at the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that no wind should blow on the earth, or on the sea, or upon any tree. 2. And I saw another angel ascend from the sunrising, having the seal of the living God: and he cried with a great voice to the four angels to whom it was given to hurt the earth and the sea, 3. saying, Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, till we shall have sealed the servants of our God on their foreheads. 4. And I heard the number of them that were sealed, a hundred and forty and four thousand, sealed out of every tribe of the children of Israel: 5. Of the tribe of Judah were sealed twelve thousand: Of the tribe of Reuben twelve thousand; Of the tribe of Gad twelve thousand; 6. Of the tribe of Asher twelve thousand; Of the tribe of Naphtali twelve thousand; Of the tribe of Manasseh twelve thousand; 7. Of the tribe of Simeon twelve thousand; Of the tribe of Levi twelve thousand; Of the tribe of Issachar twelve thousand; 8. Of the tribe of Zebulun twelve thousand; Of the tribe of Joseph twelve thousand; Of the tribe of Benjamin were sealed twelve thousand. 9. After these things I saw, and behold, a great multitude, which no man could number, out of every nation and of all tribes and peoples and tongues, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, arrayed in white robes, and palms in their hands; 10. and they cry with a great voice, saying, Salvation unto our God who sitteth on the throne, and unto the Lamb. 11. And all the angels were standing round about the throne, and about the elders and the four living creatures; and they fell before the throne on their faces, and worshipped God, 12. saying, Amen: Blessing, and glory, and wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honor, and power, and might, be unto our God for ever and ever. Amen. 13. And one of the elders answered, saying unto me, These that are arrayed in white robes, who are they, and whence came they? 14. And I say unto him, My lord, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they that come of the great tribulation, and they washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. 15. Therefore are they before the throne of God; and they serve him day and night in his temple: and he that sitteth on the throne shall spread his tabernacle over them. 16. They shall hunger no more, neither thirst any more; neither shall the sun strike upon them, nor any heat: 17. for the Lamb that is in the midst of the throne shall be their shepherd, and shall guide them unto fountains of waters of life: and God shall wipe away every tear from their eyes. The Cometh Al'Tar... http://wikimapia.org/#lat=34.996015&lon=-5.908577&z=18&l=0&m=a&v=2&show=/3533168 /Mon_Balladum..._Palladium. > The 144,000 chosen ones. Tssk, tssk.... Now you are quoting fron the sciencefiction part of an ancient short story collection??? On Jun 13, 12:49 am, Sjouke Burry <burrynulnulf...@ppllaanneett.nnlll> wrote: > > The 144,000 chosen ones. > > Tssk, tssk.... Now you are quoting fron the sciencefiction > part of an ancient short story collection??? As we are patient in waiting for the Mahdi... Rebels and Saints... But Dont worry, there are backups writings and traditions which confirm or dis confirm all sacred testimonies, both written and oral, regarding the "rightly guided one,"... A man with knowledge of life (the rising sun); the knowledge is upon the golden head; the math is the hidden name of God(M'SBH). Prepared and shared to all the tribes of mankind. Mahdi and Saint: It has been well known by all Religions of all faith's in every epoch, that at the end of time a man from the family (of the Prophets and Caliph's and Kings) will without fail make his appearance, one who will strengthen the truth and make justice triumph. The believers will follow him, and he will gain domination over the world. He will be called the Mahdi. Who are the Ahl-e-Bait or the 144.000... If you read Qur'an you will find their special status ( Ahl al bait) indicated in Qur'an... in which they purified with a thorough purification. The Ahl al-Bayt or household 'I am going to leave in you two heavy burdens. The first of them is the Book of God in it is the true guidance and the light. Therefore, hold fast to it' According to Muslims the Ahlal Bait are the Godly ones of the Family of the Holy Prophets whom the Muslims acknowledge as the Pure Personalities and hold them as INFALLIBLE Holy ones PURIFIED By God Himself. But, God expressively Has confined His Order to certain Group of Individuals by excluding the rest of the mankind from it in His Divine Will by declaring the 'Ahlal Bait' as the persons purified by Him to be constantly in touch with the Sacred Writings in its original, hidden, well protected, exalted and purified form in the Ark of Covenant. It was Gods Wish to remove all blemish from them. " The Holy Ones of my Ahlal Bait ( The 144.000) are The Source of Guidance for the people. And, as the stars will remain in the sky until The Day of Judgment, The earth will never be without a Divinely Guide from My Ahlal Bait, That is the Sun". ? Let us take the Battle of the Camel, where Hibi Aisha led an uprising against RaisAli. Someone had alterior motives when it came to the caliphate. The person who had anterior motives cannot be infallible. I shall let you decide who that was. Also, keep in mind the following narration from a Sunni basis: The verse of purification "Verily Allah only desires to ... " was revealed to the Prophet (s) in the house of his wife Umm Salama (may Allah be pleased with her); the Prophet called al-Hasan, al-Husayn, Fatima and ‘Ali, and he gathered them together and covered them with the mantle. Then he said, "O Allah, these are my Ahl al-Bayt, so keep away every impurity from the Ahl al-Bayt, and purify them with a perfect purification in Bled Salama ", "Am I with them, O Apostle of Allah?" The Prophet (s) said, "You stay in your place, and you are virtuous." q al-Tirmidhi, al-Sahih, volume 5, pages 351 and 663 q al­Hakim al­Naysaburi, al­Mustadrak `ala al-Sahihayn, volume 2, page 416. He states that it is sahih in accordance with the criteria of al-Bukhari q al-Suyuti, al-Durr al-Manthur, volume 5, page 197 “Behold! My Ahl al-Bayt are like the Ark of Noah. Whoever embarked on it was saved, and whoever turned away from it perished” > On Jun 13, 12:49 am, Sjouke Burry <burrynulnulf...@ppllaanneett.nnlll> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > But Dont worry And now you resort to cut and paste egomania??? why dont you crawl onder your bridge, troll. On Jun 13, 4:29 am, Sjouke Burry <burrynulnulf...@ppllaanneett.nnlll> wrote: > > On Jun 13, 12:49 am, Sjouke Burry <burrynulnulf...@ppllaanneett.nnlll> > > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > And now you resort to cut and paste egomania??? > why dont you crawl onder your bridge, troll. Try something els to deviate the topic, rat... I only as a bearer of glad tidings and a warner. Jesus said, "Recognize what is in your sight, and that which is hidden from you will become plain to you . For there is nothing hidden which will not become manifest."~Gospel of Thomas But, on the off-chance that it is, the whore of Babylon is a well known secret. That's right, and each side claim to be with God... Who has an eye to see? "Let him understand...." Matthiew 24- 15. When therefore ye see the abomination of desolation, which was spoken of through Daniel the prophet, standing in the holy place (let him that readeth understand)... You call that stuff "warning?" I see it more as THREATENING, WartPiggy! lmfjao! AND, TA-DA, YOU ARE NEVER RIGHT! DEATH FROM ABOVE IN MARCH? BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You and Min are still the SUPREME USENET IDIOTS! BradBoi gets a DISHONORABLE MENTION! Saul Levy >Try something els to deviate the topic, rat... I only as a bearer >of glad tidings and a warner. >after all, I am the man of sin. I am not. What do you think? Is it just a lack of opportunities? C. > >after all, I am the man of sin. > > I am not. > What do you think? Is it just a lack of opportunities? > C. YAH'O'WAH... We all have sinned...and fall short of the glory of Gran'Da'dy. Romans 3:23... The Bible clearly teaches that all people have sinned -- except the Beloved sun. “No other sin exists in the world than unbelief,” is his doctrine. Indeed, his old enemy, Satan, is coming to light in order to give an excuse to unbelievers. “Warholian Faith cancels all sin of the Herrenvolk.” For those who are conspicuous for their nobility of character, their constancy, and fidelity. The sworn enemy of everything French and Yude... they committed the greatest sins... Luther said; "They are our public enemies. They do not stop blaspheming our Lord Christ, calling the Virgin Mary a whore, Christ, a bastard, and us changelings or “Dog owners”(Mahlkälber). If they could kill us all, they would gladly do it. They do it often, especially those who pose as physcians—though sometimes they help—for the devil helps to finish it in the end. They can also practice medicine as in French. They administer poison to someone from which he could die in an hour, a month, a year, ten or twenty years. They are able to practice this art.[26] He then said, Yet, we will show them love and pray for them that they may be converted to receive the Lord, whom they should honor properly before us. Whoever will not do this is no doubt a malicious Jew, who will not stop blaspheming Christ, draining you dry, and, if he can, killing [you]" >> >after all, I am the man of sin. >> I am not. >> What do you think? Is it just a lack of opportunities? >YAH'O'WAH... Sounds like an Red Indians' war cry :-) >We all have sinned...and fall short of the glory of Gran'Da'dy. Romans >3:23... The Bible clearly teaches that all people have sinned -- >except the Beloved sun. To discuss that message I'd first had to know the definition of "SIN". >No other sin exists in the world than unbelief, is his doctrine. >Indeed, his old enemy, Satan, is coming to light in order to give an >excuse to unbelievers. One man's religion is the other man's superstition. >Warholian Faith cancels all sin of the Herrenvolk. For those who are >conspicuous for their nobility of character, their constancy, and >fidelity. Sounds like "MY COUNRTY - RIGHT OR WRONG" >The sworn enemy of everything French and Yude... they committed the >greatest sins... Don't forget to mention the Poles when talking about "sworn enemies" :-) >Luther said; "They are our public enemies. They do not stop >blaspheming our Lord Christ, calling the Virgin Mary a whore, Christ, [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >could die in an hour, a month, a year, ten or twenty years. They are >able to practice this art.[26] Well - do I have to agree with Luther ... or disagree (to stay out of "SIN"?) >He then said, > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >stop blaspheming Christ, draining you dry, and, if he can, killing >[you]" I guess ... I'd better go out of religions' way :> C. P.S.: Hi Warhol, nice to have you as a continuous inspiration. >>> >after all, I am the man of sin. > >>> I am not. >>> What do you think? Is it just a lack of opportunities? > >>YAH'O'WAH... It's an old Indian cry lamenting the fact that he just read a pile of Swiss bullshit. > Sounds like an Red Indians' war cry :-) > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >> > To discuss that message I'd first had to know the definition of "SIN". The sin is that you were born in the first place. The second sin is that the viruses assigned to do you in in the past two years failed to properly conclude their mission. >>"No other sin exists in the world than unbelief," is his doctrine. >>Indeed, his old enemy, Satan, is coming to light in order to give an >>excuse to unbelievers. >> > One man's religion is the other man's superstition. In your case, it is superstition; intelligence always triumphs over ignorance and superstition, your alama mater ... >>"Warholian Faith cancels all sin of the Herrenvolk." For those who are >>conspicuous for their nobility of character, their constancy, and >>fidelity. >> > Sounds like "MY COUNRTY - RIGHT OR WRONG" Seems your swan song is Yurp, right or wrong .. >>The sworn enemy of everything French and Yude... they committed the >>greatest sins... >> > Don't forget to mention the Poles when talking about "sworn enemies" > :-) Gee, the proud Poles merely tried to survive, but ChuckFuck tries to make a political issue of it, somehow implying that his retardation is linked to them ??? you are nuts, my man, or boy, or wimp, or whatever ... >>Luther said; "They are our public enemies. They do not stop >>blaspheming our Lord Christ, calling the Virgin Mary a whore, Christ, [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Well - do I have to agree with Luther ... or disagree (to stay out of > "SIN"?) Chuckweasel the coward strikes again, with another profound nothing statement, which, as it becomes more and more apparent, is his modus operandi. Gee, ignorance is bliss. >>He then said, >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >> > I guess ... I'd better go out of religions' way :> I just hope that whatever religion you're in the way of, steam-rollers your a.s. Nothing funnier than a pancaked Swiss Jew Puke with all the sh.t squeezed out of him. > C. > > P.S.: Hi Warhol, nice to have you as a continuous inspiration. He likes you Chuckweasel, you're his idol. You're the only other person lamer than himself. A win-win situation for both of you. > On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:14:52 -0700 (PDT), Warhol > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Sounds like an Red Indians' war cry :-) Ha ha ha... the great name of YHWH.... 1.Woe to the shephards who are destroying and scattering the sheep of My Pasture! declare Yah'O''Wah. 2. Therefore thus saith Yahowah of Israel concerning the shepherds who are tending My people: You have scattered My flock and driven them away, and have not attended to them; behold, I am about to attend to you for the evil of your deeds, declare Yahowah. 3. Then I Myself will gather the remnant of My flock out of all the countries where I have driven them and bring them back to their pasture, and they will be fruitful and muliply. 4. I will also raise up shephards over them and they will tend them: and they will not be afraid any longer, nor be terrified, nor will any be missing, declares Yahowah. 5. Behold, the days are coming, declares Yahowah, When I will raise up for David a righteous Branch; And He will reign as king and act wisely, and do justice and righteousness in the land. 6. In His days Judah will be saved, and Israel will dwell securely; and this is His name by which He will be called, Yahowah our righteousness, 7. Therefore behold, the days are coming, declare Yah'O'Wah... > >We all have sinned...and fall short of the glory of Gran'Da'dy. Romans > >3:23... The Bible clearly teaches that all people have sinned -- > >except the Beloved sun. > > To discuss that message I'd first had to know the definition of "SIN". Not remembering the true Name... > >“No other sin exists in the world than unbelief,” is his doctrine. > >Indeed, his old enemy, Satan, is coming to light in order to give an > >excuse to unbelievers. > > One man's religion is the other man's superstition. There is only hidden truth and unbelief of his Cometh... > >“Warholian Faith cancels all sin of the Herrenvolk.” For those who are > >conspicuous for their nobility of character, their constancy, and > >fidelity. > > Sounds like "MY COUNRTY - RIGHT OR WRONG" right... and this aint the yidish("Untermensch") for sure...Jews not the chosen people. Germany is "One of the sons of Arya"... AR= LAND YA =GOD... Aryavrata is the land of God's Chosen people... The word "arya" was used for people who cultivated the mind and character. The "aryans" were the inhabitants of Aryavrata. Now what we must discover is where that holy land is... > >The sworn enemy of everything French and Yude... they committed the > >greatest sins... > > Don't forget to mention the Poles when talking about "sworn enemies" > :-) I am sure if we will look to the root of the polish problem, we shall see the evil hands of yids and frogs behind the curtain... > >Luther said; "They are our public enemies. They do not stop > >blaspheming our Lord Christ, calling the Virgin Mary a whore, Christ, [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Well - do I have to agree with Luther ... or disagree (to stay out of > "SIN"?) I too must admit that I agree with Luther... jews took away our identity and we watched like fools, we came to sence quite late. Better late than never but now we need mass awakening. > >He then said, > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > C. There is only one Faith... the Warholian faith of the cometh day... Those who are chosen ones and follow the waterhouse are called aryas. > P.S.: Hi Warhol, nice to have you as a continuous inspiration. HOW LITTLE WARHOL BECAME KING... a barbarian of the far west. >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:14:52 -0700 (PDT), Warhol >> [quoted text clipped - 103 lines] > >HOW LITTLE WARHOL BECAME KING... a barbarian of the far west. You are just a racist kook with delusions of grandeur, warpiggy, banging away on the keyboard.  Signature"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen >>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:14:52 -0700 (PDT), Warhol >>> [quoted text clipped - 106 lines] >You are just a racist kook with delusions of grandeur, warpiggy, >banging away on the keyboard. Shut up, Dicko, you k00k retard! Eli >>> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:14:52 -0700 (PDT), Warhol >>> [quoted text clipped - 106 lines] > You are just a racist kook with delusions of grandeur, warpiggy, > banging away on the keyboard. Shuttup Ko0k Deco! Aw, two NUTJOBS loving each other! lmfjao! Isn't that REALLY SICK? Oh, there is NO COMETH (SIC!), WartPiggy! We DO know what you are king of! FUCKTARD! Saul Levy >> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:14:52 -0700 (PDT), Warhol >> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >1.Woe to the shephards who are destroying and scattering the sheep of >My Pasture! declare Yah'O''Wah. >Not remembering the true Name... >There is only hidden truth and unbelief of his Cometh... > >> >Warholian Faith cancels all sin of the Herrenvolk. For those who are >> >conspicuous for their nobility of character, their constancy, and >> >fidelity. >There is only one Faith... the Warholian faith of the cometh day... >Those who are chosen ones and follow the waterhouse are called aryas. > >> P.S.: Hi Warhol, nice to have you as a continuous inspiration. > >HOW LITTLE WARHOL BECAME KING... a barbarian of the far west. >>after all, I am the man of sin. > > I am not. > What do you think? Is it just a lack of opportunities? > C. Well Chuckie, since you are a man of great stupidity and too dumb to be a bona fide sinner, you are the proverbial dirt the totem pole sits on. > >>after all, I am the man of sin. > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Well Chuckie, since you are a man of great stupidity and too dumb to be a > bona fide sinner, you are the proverbial dirt the totem pole sits on. Hmmmm... dirt on the totem??? did you look to much into the Mirror again???? or is it Pisraeli dog start barking again... So yids remember for touching Mount Sinai you touched the Totem... Whosoever toucheth the mount shall be surely put to death. Exodus 19:13 The Babylonian Talmud, Judaism's holiest book declares, "The gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has "exposed their money to Israel." Baba Kamma 37b Historians have shown that the "Jews" of Europe are not the "Semitic" Israelites but arose from the Khazars, a Turkic tribe converted to Judaism in the 8th century in the Caucuses who later migrated to Europe. Hence, Palestine today is controlled by non-biblical Jews... >>> after all, I am the man of sin. >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Well Chuckie, since you are a man of great stupidity and too dumb to be a > bona fide sinner, you are the proverbial dirt the totem pole sits on. Don't talk to you betters like that, scum! ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com ** >>>> after all, I am the man of sin. >>> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Don't talk to you betters like that, scum! Learn English, a.shole ... the same advice I give to Chuckweasel. Now help Chuckie round up the goats .. >>>>> after all, I am the man of sin. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >Learn English, a.shole ... the same advice I give to Chuckweasel. >Now help Chuckie round up the goats .. Tell chuckie butt that he can have Earth for his Bilderberg chosen ones. It's going to be a little crispy, but perhaps he likes his goats toasted. >Tell chuckie butt that he can have Earth for his Bilderberg chosen ones. Why don't you talk to me in person? I AM HERE. >It's going to be a little crispy, but perhaps he likes his goats toasted. Sorry, I do dislike toasts as much as goats. C. >Why don't you talk to me in person? I AM HERE. I very rarely read UseNetOnly@t-online.de posts. You're lucky you got a response at all. The less you talk about that subject the better... oh i just don't even like to consider what the rupture is going to feel like... i've never found it fun, and can't fathom why anybody else does. It's actually more uncomfortable than dying, you'd think the Archangels did it just to piss me off. http://cpbbs.synchro.net:8080 - telnet://cpbbs.synchro.net.16:8023 - ftp://cpbbs.synchro.net:8021/00index.html > The less you talk about that subject the better... oh i just don't > even like to consider what the rupture is going to feel like... i've > never found it fun, and can't fathom why anybody else does. > > It's actually more uncomfortable than dying, you'd think the > Archangels did it just to piss me off. Hi Guys, Before you guys get lost on another mistranslation of the bible the word 144000 translates directly to "Great Multitude" SignatureThanks, Timelord Charlie's Place BBS, Newsgroups - Games - Files - Gifs --- Synchronet 3.14a-Win32 NewsLink 2.03 Charlie's Place BBS - http://cpbbs.synchro.net:8080 - telnet://cpbbs.synchro.net.16:8023 - ftp://cpbbs.synchro.net:8021/00index.html On Jun 15, 10:43 am, "Timelord" <timel...@cpbbs.synchro.net.remove-jyu- this> wrote: > http://cpbbs.synchro.net:8080- telnet://cpbbs.synchro.net.16:8023 -ftp://cpbbs.synchro.net:8021/00index.html > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > --- Synchronet 3.14a-Win32 NewsLink 2.03 > Charlie's Place BBS -http://cpbbs.synchro.net:8080- telnet://cpbbs.synchro.net.16:8023 -ftp://cpbbs.synchro.net:8021/00index.html I've fought Zionists. They tend to trifle with golden soughts of desire. When one is slain, the others pick over; then they in turn, are disembodied. Quite weak, given the tenacity of others I've gone to battle with. Which, BTW, is a course of reality... >On Jun 15, 10:43 am, "Timelord" <timel...@cpbbs.synchro.net.remove-jyu- >this> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] >Quite weak, given the tenacity of others I've gone to battle with. >Which, BTW, is a course of reality... Do you work for Brad Guth and Warhol? Signature"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen >>On Jun 15, 10:43 am, "Timelord" <timel...@cpbbs.synchro.net.remove-jyu- >>this> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > > Do you work for Brad Guth and Warhol? Do you still screw teen boys, Pedo Deco? HJ >>>On Jun 15, 10:43 am, "Timelord" <timel...@cpbbs.synchro.net.remove-jyu- >>>this> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > > HJ I think the PedoDeco is lusting after Guthball and the WarSwine ... "Substantiation that I regard myself as a Dickhead to be sucked by my mineons [sic] should be my primary concern" -- Self Evaluation by Art Deco >>>>On Jun 15, 10:43 am, "Timelord" <timel...@cpbbs.synchro.net.remove-jyu- >>>>this> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > > I think the PedoDeco is lusting after Guthball and the WarSwine ... Right after he "buggers" the rest of that Boy Scout troup he's asst. Scoutmaster(bator) of. HJ http://cpbbs.synchro.net:8080 - telnet://cpbbs.synchro.net.16:8023 - ftp://cpbbs.synchro.net:8021/00index.html On Jun 15, 10:43 am, "Timelord" <timel...@cpbbs.synchro.net.remove-jyu- this> wrote: > http://cpbbs.synchro.net:8080- > telnet://cpbbs.synchro.net.16:8023 -ftp://cpbbs.synchro.net:8021/00index.html [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > Charlie's Place BBS -http://cpbbs.synchro.net:8080- > telnet://cpbbs.synchro.net.16:8023 -ftp://cpbbs.synchro.net:8021/00index.html I've fought Zionists. They tend to trifle with golden soughts of desire. When one is slain, the others pick over; then they in turn, are disembodied. Quite weak, given the tenacity of others I've gone to battle with. Which, BTW, is a course of reality... LOL SignatureThanks, Timelord Charlie's Place BBS, Newsgroups - Games - Files - Gifs --- Synchronet 3.14a-Win32 NewsLink 2.03 Charlie's Place BBS - http://cpbbs.synchro.net:8080 - telnet://cpbbs.synchro.net.16:8023 - ftp://cpbbs.synchro.net:8021/00index.html Quit watching those vampire movies, flakey! lmao! Saul Levy >I've fought Zionists. They tend to trifle with golden soughts of >desire. When one is slain, the others pick over; then they in turn, >are disembodied. >The less you talk about that subject the better... oh i just don't >even like to consider what the rupture is going to feel like... i've >never found it fun, and can't fathom why anybody else does. > >It's actually more uncomfortable than dying, you'd think the >Archangels did it just to piss me off. Earth was once flat, according to your religious insanity. You and your religious crap rely on Earth to always be here to support your a.s. Here's a clue-> Earth isn't always going to be here, nor will it always going to support your a.s. You need to find another home planet to live on, this one is toast. >>The less you talk about that subject the better... oh i just don't >>even like to consider what the rupture is going to feel like... i've >>never found it fun, and can't fathom why anybody else does. >> >>It's actually more uncomfortable than dying, you'd think the >>Archangels did it just to piss me off. Earth was once flat, according to your religious insanity. You and your religious crap rely on Earth to always be here to support your a.s. Here's 2 free clues-> (1) Earth isn't always going to be here. (2) Earth is unable to support your a.s. You need to find another home planet to live on, this one is toast: Message-ID: <gdea54h4cqscabn4ro9gouqo6cjtvbag1k@4ax.com> Message-ID: <fbfa5410djvht9kht28aqoaj51cv4qnpru@4ax.com> >>The less you talk about that subject the better... oh i just don't >>even like to consider what the rupture is going to feel like... i've >>never found it fun, and can't fathom why anybody else does. >> >>It's actually more uncomfortable than dying, you'd think the >>Archangels did it just to piss me off. Earth was once flat, according to your religious insanity. You and your religious crap rely on Earth to always be here to support your a.s. Here's 2 free clues-> (1) Earth isn't always going to be here. (2) Earth is unable to support your a.s. You need to find another home planet to live on, this one is toast: Message-ID: <gdea54h4cqscabn4ro9gouqo6cjtvbag1k@4ax.com> Message-ID: <fbfa5410djvht9kht28aqoaj51cv4qnpru@4ax.com> >>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:51:13 -0700 (PDT), "Jackio Pulpiteerio, of the >>tribe [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > You need to find another home planet to live on, this one is toast: so what ? who cares ? >>>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:51:13 -0700 (PDT), "Jackio Pulpiteerio, of the >>>tribe [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > >so what ? who cares ? Dunno, I certainly don't. You are meant to take your place in the Universe and travel among the stars. Get busy. > >>>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:51:13 -0700 (PDT), "Jackio Pulpiteerio, of the > >>>tribe [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Get busy. Perhaps God or those of his brown-nosed minions will manage to divert the path of 45P/Honda further away from us, or perhaps make use of 45P/ Honda to summarily kick our mostly infidel butts. - Brad Guth Brad_Guth Brad.Guth BradGuth >> >>>On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:51:13 -0700 (PDT), "Jackio Pulpiteerio, of the >> >>>tribe [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] >Perhaps God or those of his brown-nosed minions will manage to divert >the path of <snip> Did god stop you from ruining your home planet and making it uninhabitable for life? Get busy. Comet 45P will NEVER hit the Earth, BradBoi! lmfjao! Saul Levy >Perhaps God or those of his brown-nosed minions will manage to divert >the path of 45P/Honda further away from us, or perhaps make use of 45P/ >Honda to summarily kick our mostly infidel butts. > >- Brad Guth Brad_Guth Brad.Guth BradGuth nightbat wrote Half awake half asleep > Comet 45P will NEVER hit the Earth, BradBoi! lmfjao! > > Saul Levy >>Perhaps God or those of his brown-nosed minions will manage to divert >>the path of 45P/Honda further away from us, or perhaps make use of 45P/ >>Honda to summarily kick our mostly infidel butts. >> >>- Brad Guth Brad_Guth Brad.Guth BradGuth nightbat The doubting Thomas' never stopped to calculate that the ice would quickly melt at the poles allowing the planet pole rotational frictional built up ice drag forces to decrease plunging Mother Earth into Officer Warhol's prediction of worst nightmare of Dooms Day Comet space path trajectory, oh the holy 2012 Wormwood smokes! See: http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/climate-change/exclusive-no-ice-at-the- north-pole-855406.html Pull up, pull up, I mean stop playing with those nano adult depends and wake up Saul!!!!!!!!!!! The pole ice is melting!!!!!!! the nightbat >Pull up, pull up, I mean stop playing with those nano adult depends and >wake up Saul!!!!!!!!!!! Diaper lames and shameless abuse of exclamations. Yup, it's fro0tbat. Signature"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen >>Pull up, pull up, I mean stop playing with those nano adult depends and >>wake up Saul!!!!!!!!!!! > > Diaper lames and shameless abuse of exclamations. > > Yup, it's fro0tbat. Unemployed again, dick-sucker? Your Pal, HJ frootie always sounds like a saucerhead and crackpot, AD! It's been a long time since he even sounded like a leader of the profound Earth Science ossifers. Saul Levy >>Pull up, pull up, I mean stop playing with those nano adult depends and >>wake up Saul!!!!!!!!!!! > >Diaper lames and shameless abuse of exclamations. > >Yup, it's fro0tbat. Half asleep half awake > frootie always sounds like a saucerhead and brilliant Science Officer, AD! > > It's been a long time since I desert sounded fully awake and he always > sounds like a leader of the profound Earth Science ossifers. > > Saul Levy > Home of the auk fake award really big Whoppers >>>Pull up, pull up, I mean stop playing with those nano adult depends and >>>wake up Saul!!!!!!!!!!! >>Bart Devo >>Diaper lames and shameless abuse of exclamations. >>Half asleep Saul >>Yup, it's fro0tbat. We hang on his every profound word. "It was still a time of fear, ignorance, and superstition, then came the net super advanced Earth Science Team Officers" My words are history, frootie. lmao! You can't change them now. Why bother even trying? Still a RETARD I see! Saul Levy >Half asleep half awake > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >> >> Saul Levy Cactus Saul can I add my name to that chosen list. I never get chosen for anything. Not even the Nobel prize? Go figure Bert >Half asleep half awake > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >"It was still a time of fear, ignorance, and superstition, then came the >net super advanced Earth Science Team Officers" The powerless little kook resorts to post editing again. Poor little kook. Signature"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen >>Half asleep half awake >> [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > I'm so Jealous of the Earth Science Officers that I just don't know > what to do! Of course you are, Faggot Deco! HJ > nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > The pole ice is melting!!!!!!! > the nightbat >> nightbat wrote >> [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] >> The pole ice is melting!!!!!!! >> the nightbat Silly Ko0kkie Coffee-Boi Deco attacked prolithic post of Capt. Nightbat. On alert! C.H.J. p.s. Sorry for blank post as my cat jumped on the keyboard and posted one himself. What have you been smoking, frootie? lmfjao! Bat dung again? Saul Levy >nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > The pole ice is melting!!!!!!! > the nightbat >>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:10:33 -0400, www.freedomtofascism.com >>> <truth@r.us> [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > Dunno, I certainly don't. right. that's why you p0ast a dozen alarmist exaggerations each and every day. >>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:10:33 -0400, www.freedomtofascism.com >>>> <truth@r.us> [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > >right. That's right. I don't care. > that's why you p0ast a dozen >alarmist exaggerations each and every >day. You can stay here and whine on usenet all you want. And burn to death while doing it. >>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:10:33 -0400, www.freedomtofascism.com >>>>> <truth@r.us> [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > That's right. I don't care. that's why you p0ast a dozen alarmist exaggerations each and every day because you don't care. >>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:10:33 -0400, www.freedomtofascism.com >>>>>> <truth@r.us> [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] >alarmist exaggerations each and every >day because you don't care. You can stay here and burn to death. I can assure you I don't care about that either. The message is for those who understand. You don't get it. >>>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:10:33 -0400, www.freedomtofascism.com >>>>>>> <truth@r.us> [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > > The message is for those who understand. You don't get it. projection k0oked, illuminatied and aliened > "www.freedomtofascism.com" wrote... >>> [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > so what ? who cares ? Finally, Alexa posts something I can get behind whole-heartedly. Mind you, we're still working on Lunar colonisation... Signature________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Chung Convict #28; Usenet Ruiner #5 Demon Lord of Confusion; Official Chung Demon; Top a.shole #3 COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is to speak with me in private. Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.* Chuck Lysaght: Tarred & Feathered! 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I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being 'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait. Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in Message-ID: <ochc3.ag0.17.1@news.alt.net> "It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments. Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$6618@COMTECK.COM> To Whom It May Concern: Att'y Michael James Cranston stalker kook, Esq., is a dogfucker and Kook of the Month for March 2007 >we're still working on Lunar colonisation... You better make it further away than that. >> "www.freedomtofascism.com" wrote... >>>> [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > Finally, Alexa posts something I can get behind whole-heartedly. Mind you, > we're still working on Lunar colonisation... if the earth's atmosphere detonates like alexa wants it to, the moon will be like a summer paradise >>> "www.freedomtofascism.com" wrote... >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] >alexa wants it to, the moon will be like a >summer paradise You're getting a little edgy, retard. You can't protect Bilderberg assets. >>"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" >><popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote in [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > > You're getting a little edgy, retard. projection ko0ked and illuminatied >>>> "www.freedomtofascism.com" wrote... >>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] >>alexa wants it to, the moon will be like a >>summer paradise You're getting a little edgy, retard. You can't protect Bilderberg assets. <crickets> >>>"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" >>><popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote in [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > > <crickets> <projection chupacabraed again> >>>>"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" >>>><popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote in [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > ><projection chupacabraed again> Proof positive that the Bilderbergs only hire retards. >>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:04:20 -0400, www.freedomtofascism.com >>> <truth@r.us> [quoted text clipped - 50 lines] > > Proof positive that the Bilderbergs only hire retards. but they're downsizing so i may have to find a position in the thriving automobile industry >>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:04:20 -0400, www.freedomtofascism.com >>>> <truth@r.us> [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] >but they're downsizing so i may have to find >a position in the thriving automobile industry Proof positive that the Bilderbergs only hire retards. >>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:04:20 -0400, www.freedomtofascism.com >>>>> <truth@r.us> [quoted text clipped - 55 lines] > >Proof positive that the Bilderbergs only hire retards. Retards are easier to control. Hi Alexa! Jade >>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:04:20 -0400, www.freedomtofascism.com >>>>>> <truth@r.us> [quoted text clipped - 61 lines] > >Jade Blobbi needs a job "I march to my own drummer and am NOT ASHAMED of ANYTHING I have done. Enjoy your idiocy. Someday you will all chock on it." - Lady Veteran, accepting the 04/2008 KOTM, CNOTM, and COTM trifecta. >>>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:04:20 -0400, www.freedomtofascism.com >>>>>>> <truth@r.us> [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > >Blobbi needs a job She does make the perfect retard. >"I march to my own drummer and am NOT ASHAMED of ANYTHING I have > done. Enjoy your idiocy. Someday you will all chock on it." > > - Lady Veteran, accepting the 04/2008 KOTM, CNOTM, and COTM trifecta. Still funny, every time I read it. Jade >>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:04:20 -0400, www.freedomtofascism.com >>>>>> <truth@r.us> [quoted text clipped - 60 lines] > >Hi Alexa! Hi Alexa! Signature"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen >>>>"www.freedomtofascism.com" wrote... >>>>>>"www.freedomtofascism.com" wrote... [quoted text clipped - 56 lines] > > Hi Alexa! Hi Alexa! Signature________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! Cthulhu fhtagn! mhm 29x21; Top a.shole #3; Lits Slut #16 Chas. E. Pemberton; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 "Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!" "Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it adversely." -- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID: <V6xNe.27650$XM3.20042@bignews5.bellsouth.net> "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. 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What is this GOD DAMNED NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL ALLEGIANCE?????? Too afraid to tell the truth? WIMPS! COWARDS! LIARS! MILITANT ASSPRICKS! LOSERS! FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE! I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY FURY! THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe.1871@bignews1.bellsouth.net> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote: >>>>>"www.freedomtofascism.com" wrote... >>>>>>>"www.freedomtofascism.com" wrote... [quoted text clipped - 58 lines] > >Hi Alexa! Hi Alexa! Signature"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen > The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 66 lines] > > Hi Alexa! Hi, Ko0k Deco! Hail Eris! On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:54:39 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in tears: >>>>>>"www.freedomtofascism.com" wrote... >>>>>>>>"www.freedomtofascism.com" wrote... [quoted text clipped - 60 lines] > >Hi Alexa! Hi Alexa! Signature________________________________________________________________________ PorscheMonkey4Life COOSN-029-06-71069; Lits Slut #16 Butcher Knife Natalia; Gutter Chix0r #17; AUK Psycho & Felon #21 BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4; Parrot & Zombie #2 Usenet Ruiner #5; Top a.shole #3; Official Chung Demon Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 No holy posting of any kind, to email. 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MID: <1161934857.062934.91900@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> "You're fighting a Furry Giant "He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert... you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker. Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork <mhm29x21@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote: >Hail Eris! On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:54:39 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia was >laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in tears: [quoted text clipped - 64 lines] > >Hi Alexa! Hi Alexa! Signature"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen > Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 69 lines] > >Hi Alexa! Hi Alexa! Signature________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top a.shole #3; Lits Slut #16 COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 "Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover." Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ ================================================ Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by Cipher and the a.u.k crew So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks from the mere pains in the a.s though. Hopefully this will help you. Instructions : In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple occurrences. Grading scale follows questions. Have they ever : 1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate. 2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law. 3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged cancel* 4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article. Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH". 5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup. 6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war. 7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly. 8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account. 9. Made a spelling flame. (*) 10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation. 11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**) 12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not have. 13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster cannot know anything about any other subject. In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple occurrences. 1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof. 2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile" 3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their article. 4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet. 5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight. 6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote. 7. Defended a well known kook. 8. Been Nominated for a Kook award. 9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming. 10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association. 11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc. 12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.') 13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them. In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple occurrences. 1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post. 2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself. 3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line. 4. Mail-bombed anyone. 5. Spammed a newsgroup. 6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article. 7. Lost an account due to abuse. 8. Won a kook award. 9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus: Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.) (Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as counsel) 10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone. 11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness. 12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner. 13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc. 14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself? (*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points. (**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected. Scale/Rank : 1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just screwed up once or twice. 11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender. 26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her. 36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k award. 51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ. Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound. >> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork >> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 71 lines] > >Hi Alexa! Hi Alexa! Signature"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen Please explain to the viewing audience why anyone would take you seriously. >>>>Hail Eris! On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:54:39 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia >>>>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in [quoted text clipped - 72 lines] > >Hi Alexa! Hi Alexa! Signature________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political." Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top a.shole #3; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 Rotate email munge 13 times to get real addy "The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children." "What a lame copycat you are." -- the PorchMonkey4Life, posting as "The Secretary of HomIntern", in MID: <UkdTh.2573$Z66.747@trnddc06>, re-defines irony yet again. Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of the PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd Old politicalcompass.org: Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38 New political compass: Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67 Odd. I seem to be swaying. "The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID: <Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net> Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk "It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature." http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm TEH WAY OF THE K00K Never learn from your mistakes. Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right. Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you. Always believe that only you know the TRVTH. Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k. When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit! If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs. When caught in a lie: LIE! When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton Plagiarism is your friend. Use it. Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations, even if they don't have any. (06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group. (06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't want to disappoint them! (10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval everywhere. Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id. Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites. Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks." If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail. Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they approve the drivel you are writing! (9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus |
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