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Space Forum / Astronomy / December 2007Officer Bert and Officer Bohne Report In
nightbat wrote Officer Bert what the heck is going on, duty first liberty call later. Please report in already I know you like her but sheesh! And my number One Officer Bohne where are you too? Earth women have a habit of taking my Science Team Officers away, I warned you about wearing those magnet babe glow shirts and caps too much, at ease. Please report in to your respective duty stations, that's an order! Honorable Sean Commander Prose, Darla, Doctor Why, and Ollie have all reported in, where are you Science Team guys? Indy Base One calling, Captain nightbat > nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Indy Base One calling, > Captain nightbat Sir, I suspect Officer Bert is "tied-up" at the moment. Don't forget that Officer Bohne was Deathly Ill about three weeks ago and then suddenly stop posting his usual 5 to 8 posts a day and hasn't been heard from since. I have "Bad Vibs" about this situation! C.H.J. (on "condition yellow" as Coffee-Bois are viciously attacking anyone on deck). On Dec 12, 7:52 am, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote: > > nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > C.H.J. (on "condition yellow" as Coffee-Bois are viciously attacking > anyone on deck). hey nightbat.. I know you're bert's best friend that makes you a friend of mine... bert tells me that indiana is in for a bad winter ..global warming.. nightbat wrote > On Dec 12, 7:52 am, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote: > Science Team Officer Colonel Honest John >>>nightbat wrote >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >>> Indy Base One calling, >>> Captain nightbat >>Science Officer Honest John >>Sir, I suspect Officer Bert is "tied-up" at the moment. Don't forget [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >>C.H.J. (on "condition yellow" as Coffee-Bois are viciously attacking >>anyone on deck). > s.desear > > hey nightbat.. I know you're bert's best friend that makes you a > friend of mine... bert tells me that indiana is in for a bad > winter ..global warming.. nightbat You have no permission to address the Captain at ease. Officer Bert is one of my elite Staff Team Officers as is number One General Bohne. If you wish to converse with the profound Captain get in line with the rest of the thousands awaiting Star Science Team Class rank and submit your application for cadet status. that is all, the nightbat Remember: "If you can dream it you can do it" > nightbat wrote >> On Dec 12, 7:52 am, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > > Remember: "If you can dream it you can do it" Commander NB, not for anything, but i didn't see any grins or smileys, and i'm not sure, but this looks like Sandra, Bert's friend he's been talking about. And it looks like Bert gave Sandra all the permission she needs. If you had said this to my better half, Suse, she'd be virtually chasing you all over UseNet with a virtual iron frying pan! You'd be subsisting on Tylenol sandwiches for a virtual month! <g> happy holidays and... starry starry nights!  SignatureIndelibly yours, Paine P.S. Here are some secret sites... shhh http://painellsworth.net http://savethechildren.org/ http://home.secretsgolden.com nightbat wrote Science Officer Painius >>nightbat wrote >>>On Dec 12, 7:52 am, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote: >>>Science Team Officer Colonel Honest John >>>>>nightbat wrote >>>> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >>>>> Indy Base One calling, >>>>> Captain nightbat >>>>Science Officer Honest John >>>>Sir, I suspect Officer Bert is "tied-up" at the moment. Don't forget [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >>>>C.H.J. (on "condition yellow" as Coffee-Bois are viciously attacking >>>>anyone on deck). >>>s.desear >>> >>>hey nightbat.. I know you're bert's best friend that makes you a >>>friend of mine... bert tells me that indiana is in for a bad >>>winter ..global warming.. >>nightbat >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >> >>Remember: "If you can dream it you can do it" > Science Officer Painius > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > happy holidays and... > starry starry nights! nightbat Perhaps you may be correct Officer Painius but I have not been formally introduced nor affirmed that this was indeed Sandra per Officer Bertot. The coffeeboys mask themselves well and there are more socks of them then the kennel can hold. I will acknowledge Officer Bertot's significant other if it was her once confirmation message is IBO formally relayed and received. And correct I wouldn't care much for Tylenol meals or irate female launched flying frying pans. that is all, the nightbat BO does sound more like you, frootie! lol Saul Levy > Perhaps you may be correct Officer Painius but I have not been >formally introduced nor affirmed that this was indeed Sandra per Officer [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > that is all, > the nightbat I think he meant STAND DOWN, FROOTIE! You really should. Saul Levy >> s.desear >> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > that is all, > the nightbat Dear nightbat Please make me part of your crew.I'm submitting 3 names for you to chose for me. Moon Child Sun Beam Star Light I look forward to serving my Bert,and my captain. I await your decision Sandra nightbat wrote Science Team Officer Bert > Dear nightbat Please make me part of your crew.I'm submitting 3 names > for you to chose for me. Moon Child Sun Beam Star Light I look forward > to serving my Bert,and my captain. I await your decision > Sandra nightbat No need for formalities with the friendly Team Captain Sandra, Officer Bert told us all about you, welcome. You are now an honorary Team member in good standing. Your Official classification will be Junior 2LT Officer Sandra and Sun Beam Sandra to inner Staff Officer Flag Team. Sun Beam Sandra no one serves the Captain or any profound Science Team Officers for it is the reverse for we duty search and discover pure knowledge and Team help each other and share with all. The advancement of science and shared knowledge, theoretical and applied, is the highest lofty goal we seek to attain and those who become part of the elite Science Team mutual always lead and help all. Credit is given where credit is due. The highest realization is biological life in any shape or form is more important then any restrictive bias. The principal of dedicated persons shared knowledge, discussions, and science applied nobel free thought is worth protecting and defending. Even clueless coffeeboy wonders are security guarded and placed in observation protective quarantine. Earth Science Team women are respectfully on equal footing with Earth Science Team men and you may however if you choose free will serve each other. I welcome you to this net adventure of science enlightenment and fellowship. As Captain there are rank chain of Command protocols for security and safety purposes only. Your contributing mind is just as important as any others, and the key to humankind's ultimate success. Nice to meet you Sun Beam lucky Officer Bert. at your service, the nightbat Nightbat Sun Beam Sandra it is. I accept with honor and humility. I hope to serve you well and hope my creative mind will add a fresh and new contributions to all. Sun Beam Global warming is responsible for everything! Except what G. Bush is. lmao! Saul Levy >hey nightbat.. I know you're bert's best friend that makes you a >friend of mine... bert tells me that indiana is in for a bad >winter ..global warming.. nightbat wrote Still sleepy Desert Saul > Global warming is responsible for everything! Except what G. Bush is. > lmao! > > Saul Levy nightbat Silence desert dried up impertinent one, a coffeeboy is null. And the U.S. has finally compromised about dragging their feet on Global Warming, World progress now can be hopefully made towards Science Officer affirmed cautionary planetary state. See: http://news.aol.com/story/_a/us-agrees-to-climate-compromise/20071215071409990001 wake-up Saul, the nightbat >>hey nightbat.. I know you're bert's best friend that makes you a >>friend of mine... bert tells me that indiana is in for a bad >>winter ..global warming.. >Silence desert dried up impertinent one Still pretending you have some kind of power over other people, fro0tbat? SignatureSupreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth COOSN-266-06-39716 As the object of that drivel, I want to affirm that frootie has NO CONTROL OVER ME! I will NOT be silent. Saul Levy >>Silence desert dried up impertinent one > >Still pretending you have some kind of power over other people, >fro0tbat? BULLSHIT, frootie! Since global warming is a giant scam, NO PROGRESS WILL COME OF IT. The price of energy will rise, of course. DOOM AND GLOOM FOREVER! Saul Levy >nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > wake-up Saul, > the nightbat > nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Indy Base One calling, > Captain nightbat Officer Beeert may be suffering from frequent bouts of cranial blood flow deprivation syndrome, what with the flow being redirected to other body parts. At his age, long recuperative rest periods, punctuated by the popping sounds of consecutive Bud-Light CO2 emissions, are essential. Officer Bohne, however, may have lost control during moments of extreme ecstasy, prematurely disengaging from one of his beloved mountain goats and tumbling head over heels into an Alpine canyon. On the other hand, he could have over-indulged on those famous holes, found only in Swiss cheese, and is suffering from a severely bloated stomach. nightbat wrote Science Officer Hagar >>nightbat wrote >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >> Indy Base One calling, >> Captain nightbat > Science Officer Hagar > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > have over-indulged on those famous holes, found only in Swiss cheese, and is > suffering from a severely bloated stomach. nightbat Silence Officer Hagar you tongue could land you in the brig for insolence and conduct unbecoming towards a superior Officer (Mr Bohne). I am concerned about his status since he has failed to duly report in. Officer Bert is alive and well and liberty call rested up. But my number One General Bohne is still unaccounted for, oh mercy! What have those darn coffeeboys done to him now, he was not feeling good and I suspect the worst. The crisp Alpine air should always do him well but it's those auk sheep herders running amuck that may have been up to no good as usual. Officer Bohne is one of my best and finest Science Flag Staff Officers, I can't afford to lose him to some bad cheese or over zealous yapping auk circus mutts. as you were, the nightbat Remember: "If you can dream it you can do it" Bert On call At my age can't waste time posting. Pee-Air is in slow motion,and its harder to get out of bed. I may be from Boston but I never was a minute man. Not thinking science. Only thinking of sex in ways that will keep Sandra from running off with a younger guy(like 72 years old) Still can't get viagra. Reality is at this present spacetime viagra is more important than MSP MSP keeps me going,and viagra keeps me coming(hopefully). Its natures balancing act. Just dropped by to pick up my mail and see if my water is flowing. Sandra and I are officially engaged. Ring and all. Eating raw oysters washed down with "Toaster Head" red wine made in Calif. under the name "Merlot" fancy French stuff. No more Bud light. Bertot You ( Bert ) told us: “ Sandra and I are officially engaged. Ring and all. ”. First Double-A gets divorced, now this. Are you going to move your WebTV ? Jeff We will have both like oc. A webtv for Bert the slob and a Laptop for Sandra's light touch It all fits with ones personality. Bertot Those raw oysters can kill you, BEERTbrain! Very painfully too! Saul Levy >Bert On call At my age can't waste time posting. Pee-Air is in slow >motion,and its harder to get out of bed. I may be from Boston but I [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >"Toaster Head" red wine made in Calif. under the name "Merlot" fancy >French stuff. No more Bud light. Bertot > Bert On call At my age can't waste time posting. Pee-Air is in slow > motion,and its harder to get out of bed. I may be from Boston but I [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > "Toaster Head" red wine made in Calif. under the name "Merlot" fancy > French stuff. No more Bud light. Bertot My most heartfelt congratulations, Bertot (what the hell is a Bertot?). Take it nice and easy ... I don't think Sandra will be running off any time soon. Glad to see you happy, old man (I mean that in a nice way, you old coot), heheheh. Sandra and I are officially engaged. Ring and all. ~ Bertot That is wonderful news ~ ! Congratulation & all best wishes ... I thought BEERTbrain had to lay off the Bud? As for Chu'k: Maybe an abominable snowman got him? Musings from the desert. Saul Levy >> nightbat wrote >> [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] >have over-indulged on those famous holes, found only in Swiss cheese, and is >suffering from a severely bloated stomach. > > nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > have over-indulged on those famous holes, found only in Swiss cheese, and is > suffering from a severely bloated stomach. Sandra only drinks wine,and won't let me bring Bud light into the house. She is the boss,and I'm only drinking red Merlow(bare foot) wine. Go figure Bert Good thing you're not stuck on Bud Light Bert, as changing homes sometimes means changing diets. Pathina Minha ( now 20 ) finally called me, it's been over a year, I think. I don't have CallerID, so I don't know her number. A few moths ago she was earning 7 dollars an hour cleaning, now he earns 2 grand per month selling cars for a dude named “ The King of Tampa Bay ” ( a.k.a. Florida's Most Wanted ), age 33. She's actually paying off 30 grand in hospital bills... shock ! She paid 3+ grand for her new laptop. She's renting a house with a shared pool. Whimples the puppy is still with her. Pathina, if you're reading this, I never got your email. The address is: “ Patinha @ Jeff Relf . Cotse . NET ”. The King is one amazing dude, very unreal. He kind of reminds me of T.J., he likes to move “ weight ”. He's owned a number of night clubs, worth millions ( net ). Patinha met him after meeting her blood mother/brother. These pictures of him are from “ Queen Nancy's ” MySpace account. His cigs: “ www.Cotse.NET/users/jeffrelf/KingCigs.JPG ”. His “ wife and kids ” ( de facto, not by blood or law ): “ www.Cotse.NET/users/jeffrelf/KingFamily.JPG ”. He pays 52 thousand a year to an ex-wife, I believe. Your French is atrocious too, BEERTbrain! Merlot! Saul Levy >Sandra only drinks wine,and won't let me bring Bud light into the >house. She is the boss,and I'm only drinking red Merlow(bare foot) >wine. Go figure Bert Cactus Saul It took me three weeks of drinking Merlot to spell it right. Reality is I gave it its English spelling. Oh well Sunbeam(Sandra) likes me for other attributes. Well Saul because of the hollidays are giving you one more chance to be nice. Its your last chance. Bert + Sunbeam + Rudy Aw, I was starting to think the spelling was Merlow! Poor BEERTbrain: Still warping minds and languages all over the Universe! Remember Muslin? That was another good one! lmao! I sure hope for your sake that Sandra is smarter than you are! Saul Levy >Cactus Saul It took me three weeks of drinking Merlot to spell it >right. Reality is I gave it its English spelling. Oh well >Sunbeam(Sandra) likes me for other attributes. Well Saul because of the >hollidays are giving you one more chance to be nice. Its your last >chance. Bert + Sunbeam + Rudy Maybe the aliens are experimenting on them, frootie? Oh, the stupidity! Saul Levy > Officer Bert what the heck is going on, duty first >liberty call later. Please report in already I know you like her but [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Indy Base One calling, > Captain nightbat > nightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Indy Base One calling, > Captain nightbat Officier Bohne is recuperating from a serious illness. You will be happy to know that the temporary loss of vigor has not diminished his sense of humor. > > nightbat wrote > > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > happy to know that the temporary loss of vigor has not diminished his > sense of humor. Thank you for the report on his state of health! We were worried. Col. Honest John >> nightbat wrote >> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > happy to know that the temporary loss of vigor has not diminished his > sense of humor. Oh yea, the quick wit and humorous quips of this all round funny guy Chuckweasel had us rolling in the aisles and is sorely missed. We are so happy that he is on his way to becoming our #1 good humor man again and that he is in high spirits. Did the authorities ever capture the mountain goat from which Chucky DeBoner contracted his illness ?? > Did the authorities ever capture the mountain goat >from which Chucky DeBoner contracted his illness ?? It's a family of 300 to 800 viruses... you can look for yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbovirus (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbovirus You can get it from horses but never from goats, sorry. C. On Dec 14, 6:49 pm, UseNetO...@t-online.de wrote: > > Did the authorities ever capture the mountain goat > >from which Chucky DeBoner contracted his illness ?? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > C. Best to stay away from that horse's a.s, Hagar, heh? > On Dec 14, 6:49 pm, UseNetO...@t-online.de wrote: >> > Did the authorities ever capture the mountain goat [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Best to stay away from that horse's a.s, Hagar, heh? Well, he could have contracted it just by looking at a picture of your face, Holly .. > > On Dec 14, 6:49 pm, UseNetO...@t-online.de wrote: > >> > Did the authorities ever capture the mountain goat [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > Well, he could have contracted it just by looking at a picture of your face, > Holly .. There you go projecting again, Hagar. > On Dec 15, 11:53 am, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > There you go projecting again, Hagar. How about it Hagar? What's with Holly? Is she in love with Upchuck Boner or what? Maybe just a mothers protection of a mentally retarded child syndrome. I did accuse Boner of molesting his horses several years ago. I guess that is what you get for horsing around. H. > > On Dec 15, 11:53 am, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> > > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > years ago. I guess that is what you get for horsing > around. Oh, Mr. Borsct, You know that Santa's listening. It's very naughty of you to put your response to Hagar in a post to me. Santa will think you're a horse's a.s and leave you poop. >> > On Dec 15, 11:53 am, "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net> >> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > you to put your response to Hagar in a post to me. Santa will think > you're a horse's a.s and leave you poop. Aren't you a little too old to still believe in Santa, horse-face ??? > >> "Holly" <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 46 lines] > > Aren't you a little too old to still believe in Santa, horse-face ???- Idiot. >> > Oh, Mr. Borsct, You know that Santa's listening. It's very naughty of >> > you to put your response to Hagar in a post to me. Santa will think [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >Idiot. I second this letter :-) .. But let's assume our Hag-idiot put his response to Larry/Harry in YOUR letter, too :-> C. > On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:26:40 -0800 (PST), Holly > <noon_union@yahoo.com> [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > C. Howdy Upchuck, I heard you were sick. I hope you get better soon, it wouldn't do to have you croak and spoil all of my fun. I don't know if you believe in Santa, Upchuck, but anyway Merry Christmas to you. Also Merry Christmas to your lover Holly. Must be nice to have at least one friend. H. > <UseNetO...@t-online.de> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > your lover Holly. Must be nice to have at least one > friend. Of course, how would you know, since you have none. > <UseNetO...@t-online.de> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > your lover Holly. Must be nice to have at least one > friend. So you believe in Santa ... eh? >Howdy Upchuck, I heard you were sick. I hope you get >better soon, it wouldn't do to have you croak and spoil >all of my fun. Howdy Harry-Larry. Don't know whether I am sick or not ... but they tricked me into spending a lot of money in a cardiological clinic by telling me I would sure die unless I go and let them doctor all around my still living body. >I don't know if you believe in Santa, Upchuck, but >anyway Merry Christmas to you. My parents preferred to tell me the Christian version of X-mas, so there is no Santa and no "Väterchen Frost" included ... just the holy family and the light that is born into the middle of the "night". >Also Merry Christmas to >your lover Holly. Must be nice to have at least one >friend. Shouldn't we all love each other at least once every year? Merry Christmas to you, too! C. > On Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:37:32 -0800, "H. Bosch" > <hbosch@charter.net> [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > > C. Yep! We should love each other but lets not do it just once a year. My Christmas was great. Spent some time with some very sick children and hopefully brought them just a smile or two for Christmas. It saddens me that little children get the shaft and us mean old farts just go on and on. It would be nice if folks would stop by the local hospital and let the kids know that at least someone cares. Hope you have a great coming year Charles. H. >Yep! We should love each other but lets not do it just >once a year. .-)) >My Christmas was great. Spent some time with some very >sick children and hopefully brought them just a smile [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >local hospital and let the kids know that at least >someone cares. You surprise me ... >Hope you have a great coming year Charles. Thanks! And a very happy New Year to you! C. >>> > Oh, Mr. Borsct, You know that Santa's listening. It's very naughty of >>> > you to put your response to Hagar in a post to me. Santa will think [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > C. Chuckweasel, you're back ... didn't I warn you on several occasions to wear prophylactics when assaulting those sexy mountain goats; but Nooooo, you wouldn't listen and now their bugaboos got you. Glad you survived, we need the entertainment here, what with Horry now officially MIA, chasing emus down under. Have a Merry Christmas, or whatever it is you Swiss-Jew-Muzzies celebrate. I'm sure horseface Holly will keep you warn and snuggly. > <UseNetO...@t-online.de> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > Have a Merry Christmas, or whatever it is you Swiss-Jew-Muzzies celebrate. > I'm sure horseface Holly will keep you warn and snuggly. You wish I were ugly. Since you have never seen me and Charles has, guess who cares what you think? That's right ... Santa does! And what you think according to Santa is that you've been naughty not nice. >> <UseNetO...@t-online.de> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > You wish I were ugly. Since you have never seen me and Charles has, well that explains why he ailing ... > guess who cares what you think? That's right ... Santa does! And > what you think according to Santa is that you've been naughty not nice. >You wish I were ugly. Since you have never seen me and Charles has, >guess who cares what you think? That's right ... Santa does! And >what you think according to Santa is that you've been naughty not nice. I don't think you have to tell him about your beauty ... it would be a waste on him anyway ... and you know that you are always welcome at my place! C. On Dec 19, 8:46 pm, UseNetO...@t-online.de wrote: > >You wish I were ugly. Since you have never seen me and Charles has, > >guess who cares what you think? That's right ... Santa does! And [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > C. Hope your holiday is splendiferous. Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanza, Hari- Krishna in Switzerland (especially in Grindelwald) is the way all winter solstice celebrations should look. Joy and Good Health to you. Holly >Hope your holiday is splendiferous. Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanza, Hari- >Krishna in Switzerland (especially in Grindelwald) is the way all >winter solstice celebrations should look. >Joy and Good Health to you. Thank you dear Holly! I return all these kind wishes and maybe we can exchange some of our x-max experiences during these 12 holy nights, Dec. 25 to Jan. 06, when Odin/Wotan and his hunting party play their wild games around our homes :-) C. >> <UseNetO...@t-online.de> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > what you think according to Santa is that you've been > naughty not nice. Well I for one don't think you are ugly, but Upchuck likes them mountain goats and they ain't exactly beautiful so I presume that is what you resemble. BTW I don't need friends I have Upchuck! H. >Upchuck >likes them mountain goats I don't know about your friend Upchuck ... but I am not sure that I ever saw a goat outside a zoo. C. On Dec 27, 1:55 pm, UseNetO...@t-online.de wrote: > >Upchuck > >likes them mountain goats [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > outside a zoo. > C. Once, a lama tried to eat my hair. Just free associating. Hope your New Year's Eve is Yule Tide enriched. ;) Holly > On Dec 27, 1:55 pm, UseNetO...@t-online.de wrote: >> > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Once, a lama tried to eat my hair. Is this why Incas used to shave? > Just free associating. > > Hope your New Year's Eve is Yule Tide enriched. ;) > > Holly Ditto! happy new-year days and... starry starry nights! SignatureIndelibly yours, Paine P.S. Thank YOU for reading! P.P.S. (shh) Some secret sites... http://painellsworth.net http://savethechildren.org http://home.secretsgolden.com > > On Dec 27, 1:55 pm, UseNetO...@t-online.de wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Is this why Incas used to shave? That is why they had no hair. > > Just free associating. > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > http://savethechildren.org > http://home.secretsgolden.com >or whatever it is you Swiss-Jew-Muzzies celebrate Ok, I tell you, what "we" do not celebrate: the great "end of the year sale" :-) But a couple of candles look fine inside and outside of the house :-) .. especially if there is a lot of snow all around. C. > On Dec 16, 2:24 pm, "H. Bosch" <hbo...@charter.net> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 51 lines] > Santa will think > you're a horse's a.s and leave you poop. It has to be better than the crap we get here. H. > > On Dec 16, 2:24 pm, "H. Bosch" <hbo...@charter.net> > > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 56 lines] > > It has to be better than the crap we get here. Aw ... making me feel sorry for you will not work. Guess you will be all alone this Xmas ... huh? Note: The author of this message requested that it not be archived. This message will be removed from Groups in 1 day (Dec 22, 12:49 pm). On Dec 15, 12:49 pm, UseNetO...@t-online.de wrote: > > Did the authorities ever capture the mountain goat > >from which Chucky DeBoner contracted his illness ?? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > C. I had better reply before your post vanishes !! Hurry Worry !!! LOL :-) best regards from Horry. P.S. What are you having for breakfast today? I just cooked a sheep for a friend. ___________ Disclaimer: And nice gravy !! >I had better reply before your post vanishes !! Not really - you can always include a quote if you want to answer to something directly :-> >Hurry Worry !!! No reason to hurry - we will all meet our appointment with Death in time. >LOL :-) best regards from Horry. Hope you will be surrounded by happy people and you will have a good time! >P.S. >What are you having for breakfast today? No meals at all today, Horry. >I just cooked a sheep for a friend. In a lava oven? Did she eat it all alone? What did you serve with it? Bread and butter? >___________ >Disclaimer: >And nice gravy !! What do you mean by "NICE" ? Did it look good, or did it taste good? :-) C. > On Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:41:02 -0800 (PST), Sir Gilligan Horry > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > No reason to hurry - we will all meet our appointment with Death > in time. Then get a ticket from the Universe to return. Charles, do we have to stay in spirit or come back to Earth, or can we or some of us go to other worlds ? > >LOL :-) best regards from Horry. > > Hope you will be surrounded by happy people and you will have > a good time! Hope you will be surrounded by happy people and you will have a good time too ! > >P.S. > >What are you having for breakfast today? [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > C. Not just "alone butter looks nice taste". There are a trillion things involved to make a nice gravy. i.e. #1. Universe Gas. #2927364. Planet Swamp. #83701328. Dawdling Anamids. etc. >Then get a ticket from the Universe to return. On a material base you never leave it :-) >Charles, do we have to stay in spirit or come back to Earth, or can we >or some of us go to other worlds ? Some of us may get rather far around :-); ... on the other hand "time and space" are just limited concepts of our local minds. "To stay in spirit" sounds like some spooky existence in some "limbo". Body and "soul" are very much of "this world" :-)) >> >I just cooked a sheep for a friend. >> >And nice gravy !! >Not just "alone butter looks nice taste". >There are a trillion things involved to make a nice gravy. A trillion things? ... OK. like bacteria and other micro organism? But you do not really know what you put in at a specific time, or do you? >i.e. >#1. Universe Gas. >#2927364. Planet Swamp. That's local swamp gas (the glowing kind!) >#83701328. Dawdling Anamids. And this should be planet Venus! >etc. Like?... salt and pepper? C. |
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