NASA Astronauts Flew Drunk!
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Double-A - 27 Jul 2007 02:55 GMT http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22143251-5005961,00.html
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oldcoot - 27 Jul 2007 03:29 GMT > http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22143251-5005961,00.html > > Double-A "Major Tom to ground control.. Hikkup... " :-)
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Double-A - 27 Jul 2007 06:31 GMT > >http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22143251-5005961,00.html > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > oc Makes you wonder whether any of the NASA disasters would be classified as "accidents where alcohol was involved"?
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nightbat - 27 Jul 2007 07:58 GMT nightbat wrote
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> Officer Oc
>>Commander Double-A >> >>>http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22143251-5005961,00.html >> >>>Double-A
>>Officer Oc >>"Major Tom to ground control.. Hikkup... " :-) >> >>oc
> Commander Double-A > > Makes you wonder whether any of the NASA disasters would be classified > as "accidents where alcohol was involved"? > > Double-A nightbat
Without helpful Seans at the helm Commander and super advanced vector to vector computer guided Starships what do you expect. At least if and when we make it to Mars the Seans have net promised to pick us up and don't worry we'll Team be for off duty packing only the best spirits, wine, and beer too.
carry on, the nightbat
Michael Baldwin, Bruce - 27 Jul 2007 09:03 GMT nightsoil wrote:
> frightbat wrote > [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > carry on, > the FrOOtL00p Does your anus hurt when you talk like that, FrOOtL00p?
Hagar - 27 Jul 2007 15:15 GMT > nightsoil wrote: >> frightbat wrote [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > > Does your anus hurt when you talk like that, FrOOtL00p? Almost as bad as yours does after, DecoDick gets through rummaging your sphincter ...
Art Deco - 28 Jul 2007 02:44 GMT >Almost as bad as yours does after, DecoDick gets through rummaging your >sphincter ... And I still have a rent-free couch to hang out on inside your skull, Garfish.
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"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco." --Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"
G=EMC^2 Glazier - 28 Jul 2007 13:38 GMT Reality being what it is,having Bud light in their system gave them the right lift. bert
oldcoot - 28 Jul 2007 16:37 GMT > Reality being what it is,having Bud light in their system gave them the > right lift. bert Our first impulse these days is to be aghast and horrifounded at astronauts boozing, and then to joke and kid about it. But we've lost sight of the earliest days of the program, when astronauts were chosen from the ranks of fighter pilots and test pilots, to whom hard drinking was part and parcel of life. But a hard-and-fast rule was to abide by the (then 8 hour) 'Bottle to Throttle' proscription. For example see-
http://www.mofak.com/bottle_to_throttle.htm
G=EMC^2 Glazier - 28 Jul 2007 18:38 GMT oc Shuttle Mafia is built on lies. It has coned the public for 40 years. They lied when they tell us a 1 pound piece of Styrofoam knocked of that heat tile that case the Columbia to explode. Fact is heat tiles have come off in every flight. When they wheel Endeavor back in its hanger before Aug 7 there will be tiles on the ground (like always) I think to go aboard such a piece of crap you would be out of your mind sober. Vodka would be by choice,or boiler makers. bert
Double-A - 29 Jul 2007 09:07 GMT > > Reality being what it is,having Bud light in their system gave them the > > right lift. bert [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > http://www.mofak.com/bottle_to_throttle.htm I understand that Chuck Yeager was not unfamiliar with those test pilot watering holes.
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Michael Baldwin, Bruce - 30 Jul 2007 08:31 GMT Fagar wrote:
> > nightsoil wrote: > >> frightbat wrote [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > Almost as bad as yours does after, DecoDick gets through rummaging your > sphincter ... Still making gay lames, Fagar?
Art Deco - 28 Jul 2007 16:32 GMT > Without helpful Seans at the helm Commander and super advanced >vector to vector computer guided Starships what do you expect. At least >if and when we make it to Mars the Seans have net promised to pick us up >and don't worry we'll Team be for off duty packing only the best >spirits, wine, and beer too. I defy anyone to diagram this verbal smear thinly disguised as communication.
 Signature Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy Trainer and leash holder of: Honest "Clockbrain" John nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter <http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>
"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco." --Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"
Bob Officer - 28 Jul 2007 22:04 GMT >> Without helpful Seans at the helm Commander and super advanced >>vector to vector computer guided Starships what do you expect. At least [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >I defy anyone to diagram this verbal smear thinly disguised as >communication. Beert and Fr00ty are both besotted drunkards?
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Art Deco - 28 Jul 2007 23:30 GMT >>> Without helpful Seans at the helm Commander and super advanced >>>vector to vector computer guided Starships what do you expect. At least [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >Beert and Fr00ty are both besotted drunkards? A plausible hypothesis.
 Signature Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy Trainer and leash holder of: Honest "Clockbrain" John nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter <http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>
"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco." --Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"
chatnoir - 29 Jul 2007 05:08 GMT > >>> Without helpful Seans at the helm Commander and super advanced > >>>vector to vector computer guided Starships what do you expect. At least [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > A plausible hypothesis. One can check up on Art Deco's references he uses while posting!:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/336200224_b902435356_m.jpg
http://www.bottlebooks.com/questions/Oct2000/whisky2.jpg
http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/11263_32149_13.jpg
Painius - 27 Jul 2007 12:25 GMT > http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22143251-5005961,00.html > > Double-A I don't believe it.
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G=EMC^2 Glazier - 27 Jul 2007 13:27 GMT Painius I find it hard to believe any of the astronauts were drunk on blast off. I find it hard to believe after those 21 engineers quite because they could not live with themselves knowing how unsafe the shuttles are,and yet six months later 6 astronauts blasted off in the Columbia. I could never blast off in a shuttle without having a good jolt first. bert
Raving - 27 Jul 2007 15:44 GMT > Painius I find it hard to believe any of the astronauts were drunk on > blast off. I find it hard to believe after those 21 engineers quite > because they could not live with themselves knowing how unsafe the > shuttles are,and yet six months later 6 astronauts blasted off in the > Columbia. I could never blast off in a shuttle without having a good > jolt first. bert Blast Off! Recipe
Surely not!
http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=6218
John "C" - 27 Jul 2007 15:51 GMT > > Painius I find it hard to believe any of the astronauts were drunk on > > blast off. I find it hard to believe after those 21 engineers quite [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Surely not! Don't call me Shirley!
Hagar - 27 Jul 2007 15:21 GMT >> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22143251-5005961,00.html >> >> Double-A > > I don't believe it. OTOH, sitting on top of a huge load of explosives, which are controlled by thousands of components delivered by the lowest bidder and about to be hurled into space while relying on the flawless functioning of the above mentioned parts, being drunk seems to be a reasonable condition.
Raving - 27 Jul 2007 15:28 GMT > >>http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22143251-5005961,00.html > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > hurled into space while relying on the flawless functioning of the above > mentioned parts, being drunk seems to be a reasonable condition. Isn't that the reason it's called 'blast off', 'getting blasted', etc ...
John "C" - 27 Jul 2007 15:53 GMT >>http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22143251-5005961,00.html > > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Isn't that the reason it's called 'blast off', 'getting blasted', > etc ... Good, those private lessons are paying off.
Raving - 27 Jul 2007 16:13 GMT On Jul 27, 10:53 am, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
> > > "Painius" <starswirlern...@maol.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > Good, those private lessons are paying off. Shirley, not wasted!
John "C" - 27 Jul 2007 16:36 GMT > On Jul 27, 10:53 am, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote: > > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > Shirley, not wasted! You can call me Ray....or you can call me Jay.....or you can call me RJ..... <Shirley, you've heard that song>
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