Space Forum / Astronomy / May 2007

*we will all kneel and bow our heads*

[»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««]                                    [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««]    "Pinku-Sensei The Great One"    [»»»xYx«««]

                *now we diligently pray*

[»»»xYx«««] "Goddess Kali Goddess Of Strength" [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««]                                    [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««]   "Our Divine Goddess Of Usenet"   [»»»xYx«««]

Hey Howdy!,
"Here's an AUK's der'Official Award Certificate!!!,...., now
you can do whatever you want with it?!?!?!,...., you can add
the 'link' to all of your postings or replies (like in your
signature),...., you can have it run in the background while
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music),...., you can even 'print' it out and have it framed
and hanged above your computers monitor, so when guests
arrive?!?!?!,...., you can show them one of your greatest
accomplishments!!!,...., for all of us here in Usenet, we
are very proud to have Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord, as our
April winner of the ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET Award!!!..."

And again?,
"Congratulations, Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt!!!..."

                COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
                        Presents
         "AUK's der'Official Award Certificate"
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 *thank you Master Pink and in the name of Goddess Kali*

                       *so be it*

¸,.,¸

`^'^´

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