Space Forum / Astronomy / March 2007

Well, one can usually go by the Bill shape to determine what to feed
the Bird!:

http://www.environment.gov.au/biodiversity/migratory/waterbirds/shorebirds/image
s/figure8.jpg

But you can pass the Park with Art Deco in his bird costume and not
have any idea!:

http://concertsinthecountry.org/gallery/creations/bug_bird.html

The bill shape can tell you how far down the bird can dig and what
for!:

http://www.environment.gov.au/biodiversity/migratory/waterbirds/shorebirds/image
s/figure9.jpg

But is no indication of where the Drunk Art Deco may go!:

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88q3/12856.html

Grave matter

This is a joke told by Dave Allen on one of his shows (British program
'Dave Allen at Large').

A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through a
graveyard. It is raining heavily and very dark. The drunk fails to see
an open grave and falls into it. He tries to climb out of it, but it
is too deep and the rain has turned the dirt to mud and has made it
too slippery to climb. He gives up after a while and decides to spend
the night there.

A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and decides to take
the same shortcut through the graveyard. He, too, falls into that open
grave and tries to climb out but the mud is too slippery. The first
drunk is still sitting there and watches as the other drunk tries but
fails to get out.

The first drunk stands up, taps the second drunk on the shoulder and
tells him, "You'll never get out!"

He did.
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One often can see and know what a bird is right away!  Not so with Art
Deco!:

http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/birdgnomehat.jpg.html

http://concertsinthecountry.org/gallery/creations/ric_monkey.html