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kurtstocklmeir@earthlink.net - 29 Oct 2006 20:27 GMT

I guess

time, space and the vacuum have a negative temperature

time, space and the vacuum have a negative spring constant

God sends to me theories. The theories are pure.

I would like to know who is good to the amount that they can talk about
theories of God. The theories are cursed for people.

Kurt Stocklmeir

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James "Kibo" Parry - 31 Oct 2006 05:48 GMT

In sci.physics and sci.astro, kurtstocklmeir@earthlink.net wrote:

> I guess
>
> time, space and the vacuum have a negative temperature
>
> time, space and the vacuum have a negative spring constant

So is a negative spring constant the same as a fall constant?

And is this fall constant the reason why on the Internet,
September never ends?

> God sends to me theories. The theories are pure.
>
> I would like to know who is good to the amount that they can talk about
> theories of God. The theories are cursed for people.

It's time to win fabulous prizes on the favorite game show of all
scientists in the world, "CREATE-A-NEQUATION"!

(a) is/are (b) for (c):

(a) (b) (c)

Fonzie bowling dollars

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The Juiceman jonesin' nectar

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Jamiroquai unsafe any speed

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The theories cursed people

Fill in the blanks and the person who chooses the combination that
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> Kurt Stocklmeir

Sorry, that wasn't one of the choices, and you forgot the other
two columns. I'm afraid you lose, so I'm going to tell the Moon's
bouncer not to let you walk up the staircase.

-- K.

You didn't even win the consolation
prize, a walk up the Stairway To The Sun.

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David DeLaney - 31 Oct 2006 12:39 GMT

>In sci.physics and sci.astro, kurtstocklmeir@earthlink.net wrote:
>> I guess
>> time, space and the vacuum have a negative temperature
>> time, space and the vacuum have a negative spring constant
>
>So is a negative spring constant the same as a fall constant?

No, I think it's actually a GNURPS constant.

>And is this fall constant the reason why on the Internet,
>September never ends?

Daylight Internet Savings Time. ISA_G_N. More sunshiny electrons for your
doggies while they're posting!

(Actually, it's just the Internet acting to preserve itself, since if the
Singularity ever gets here it'll be replaced by something even more improbable,
so it's making sure we're all asymptotic!)

> You didn't even win the consolation
> prize, a walk up the Stairway To The Sun.

Dave "I thought that was an escalienteator?" DeLaney

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Ben Stiller - 31 Oct 2006 16:40 GMT

>I guess

> time, space and the vacuum have a negative temperature

inside your skull only.

> time, space and the vacuum have a negative spring constant

inside your skull

> God sends to me theories. The theories are pure.

it is not from God, it is from Zod, my little telepathic dog.

> I would like to know who is good to the amount that they can talk about
> theories of God. The theories are cursed for people.

they are Zod's theories, not yours, quit stealing them.

> Kurt Stocklmeir

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God creates justice