In English:
> The theory of the evolution of man is a farfetched farce.
In Spanish:
> La teoría de la evolución del hombre es un farce farfetched.
In French:
> La théorie de l'évolution de l'homme est un farce forcé.
In German:
> Die Theorie der Entwicklung des Mannes ist ein farfetched farce.
In Italian:
> La teoria dello sviluppo dell'uomo è un farce farfetched.
In Portugese:
> A teoria da evolução do homem é um farce farfetched.
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> PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND SOFT ORGANS
> DISCOVERED BETWEEN ANTHRACITE VEINS
> (Proving Man Was Here Long Before Darwin's Theory)
Petrified human finger (with finger nail)
AND petrified human toe (with toe nail):
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Au29/MVC-016S.JPG
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> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z11calv.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z8femur.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z5gall.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/newtibia.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/skullb.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z9lung.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-001S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-002S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Bones/MVC-006S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/1tooth.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/z3dino.jpg
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/MVC-013F.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/MVC-012F.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Day/MVC-005S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-001S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-010S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-020S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/SCORPIONS/MVC-039S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-003S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Tool/MVC-005S.JPG
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Ed Conrad
> http://www.edconrad.com
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Man as Old as Coal
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James - 30 Jun 2005 06:07 GMT
> In English:
>
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> Man as Old as Coal
> ============================================
"However, the scientific establishment has wielded its powerful
disdainful influence -- deceit, dishonesty, collusion and conspiracy --
to prevent evidence of the most important discovery of the 20th century
to be documented as fact and, therefore, keep us from learning a
monumental truth about ourselves."
I think that says more about this "discovery" than any number of vague
pictures can. Just another hoax by someone desperately trying to find
evidence to justify superstition.

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D-word - 30 Jun 2005 06:25 GMT
> In English:
> > The theory of the evolution of man is a farfetched farce.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> In Portugese:
> > A teoria da evolução do homem é um farce farfetched.
Let me get this straight Ed, the word farfetched in German is
"farfetched"? In fact, the word farfetched never changes regardless of
the language? That seems farfetched to me, if you get my Hebrew.
Something seems a little babel fishy to me but I can't quite put my
finger on it. A little pseudo-linguistico, as the Germans would say.
Farce is another remarkably universal word too -- it can be used in so
many ways. Seeing this in so many languages sheds a revealing light on
your work. Thanks for sharing, truly fascinating.
D-word - 30 Jun 2005 06:44 GMT
> > In English:
> > > The theory of the evolution of man is a farfetched farce.
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
> many ways. Seeing this in so many languages sheds a revealing light on
> your work. Thanks for sharing, truly fascinating.
Is that you in the picture Ed?
http://www.edconrad.com/
Those two coal miners in the "Proof of Life After Death" story, they
look like they been hanging out at the same pool for a long, long time.
JTEM - 30 Jun 2005 06:47 GMT
> Man as Old as Coal
And yet you've got the body of a man that's only half
as old as coal.
Congratulations.
kathryn - 30 Jun 2005 07:19 GMT
> In English:
>> The theory of the evolution of man is a farfetched farce.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> In Portugese:
>> A teoria da evolução do homem é um farce farfetched.
awww sweetie you can say it as many times you like in as many languages you
like but it's never gonna be true.
Clayton Doesn't Believe In Sex Before Rigor-Mortis - 30 Jun 2005 09:35 GMT
> > In English:
> >> The theory of the evolution of man is a farfetched farce.
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> awww sweetie you can say it as many times you like in as many languages you
> like but it's never gonna be true.
Ed has never let the truth come within 100 miles of the bullshit he spews.
He's the laughing stock of the internet!
kathryn - 30 Jun 2005 17:46 GMT
>> > In English:
>> >> The theory of the evolution of man is a farfetched farce.
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
> Ed has never let the truth come within 100 miles of the bullshit he spews.
> He's the laughing stock of the internet!
I was just picturing him dressed as Dorothy with red sparkly shoes
frantically clicking the heels together
beavith - 30 Jun 2005 15:40 GMT
>Man as Old as Coal
there you have it! proof for time machines!
D-word - 30 Jun 2005 19:29 GMT
> In German:
> > Die Theorie der Entwicklung des Mannes ist ein farfetched farce.
> >
> In Italian:
> > La teoria dello sviluppo dell'uomo è un farce farfetched.
> ==============================================
> Ed Conrad
> > http://www.edconrad.com
> <
> Man as Old as Coal
> ============================================
This is hilarious: "Proof of life after death" (from your website). How
is this "proof" of anything other than don't sleep with your cousin or
you might end up at the bottom of a hole, mining coal for a living?
Some inbred hillfolk puts his hand on a bible and we are supposed to
believe that he has been brought back to life by god, because he puts
his hand on a bible, a book about the thing (god) that he would have us
believe in. The circle of idiot logic is complete.
"David Fellin testifies on the Holy Bible that everything he had said
concerning his mysterious, supernatural experiences while entombed was
the truth."
No one here is really calling the man's honesty into question, it's his
imbecile mind that we have a problem with. The guy was underground for
14 days, without food or water, in the bottom of a dank, dark hole and
he suffers from something common to people in such situations --
delusions. He thinks he sees the Pontiff. Why not, he has been
praying to him every minute of the past fourteen days, begging him to
save his sorry a.s?
At what point did anyone supposedly die here and come back to life?
God reached down and saved these men, right, not the hundreds of people
that knew they were missing and were responsible for digging them
out....
Praise Jeeeeesus, it's a miracle!
Get out the hammer. We have an answer, now we just need to make it fit
the question.
Enkidu the Atheist - 30 Jun 2005 19:46 GMT
> Ed Conrad
>> http://www.edconrad.com
> <
> Man as Old as Coal
> ============================================
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